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i am a disgusting individual.
    #7506664 - 10/10/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

seriously. i won't go too far into detail about all of my disgusting habits. i'm not even talking about the bomb that very well may have gone off in my room, making it impossible to see the floor, nor the pile of trash in my backseat that literally makes it so that if anyone rides back there they have to sit indian style with their feet supported by garbage, or the fact that my sink is literally overflowing with dirty dishes and is radiating an old man smell. instead, i'll just focus on something very recent.

so i'm in the student union. it's a place on campus that has a bagel cafe place where many people sit and do work. i'm one such person this evening. i had planned to get a coffee, but to my dismay realized i'd forgotten my wallet. but ho! what's this!? oh my! it appears that there is a coffee cup that has been abandoned sitting over yonder... filled half full with cold coffee that's been milked out to the max. no matter. quick trip to the bathroom, pour, rinse, repeat, and she's good as new! and i've got some free coffee.

sweet sweet victory. she is mine.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7506683 - 10/10/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You're a sex crazed monster, and that's why we love you.

Edit: and I mean that in the nicest non-sarcastic friendly way :smile:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7506695 - 10/10/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

....what does this have to do with sex? :confused:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7506701 - 10/10/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

and i dunno if i'm sex crazed... i'm just a guy is all.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7506718 - 10/10/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

lol. I used to have the nastiest apartment on earth. There was a running joke among my friends that I had vats in the kitchen with dead bodies in them. Duk can attest to how amazingly nasty the place was. I lived in abject fear of the landlord asking to come inside. And I was mortally terrified of the fridge. One simply didn't open the fridge. It was closed off to the world forever.

I've since learned how to clean things and take out the trash. It's much nicer.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7506720 - 10/10/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You're not anything special in regards to disgustingness. Of course I haven't witnessed your abode, but all I can say is that many human beings have a variety of disgusting habits, living environments and personalities. Humans are just kinda gross. I don't mind though. Acceptance of the animal nature present in every human has gone a long way in helping me understand why people are just so disgusting (yet beautiful at the same time, like every wild beast.)


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: LucidDream]
    #7506727 - 10/10/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i actually take the trash out relatively often. and the livingroom isn't too terrible. i've most certainly seen worse. but, i will admit that the place is dirtier than your average apartment. it's mainly the dishes. and my room. i don't like cleaning my room. or my car.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7506739 - 10/10/07 07:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I had pics of ToiletDuk's apartment. That place is fucking pristine. Cleaner than a hospital. Disgustingly clean. The landlord used to tease him about it. I hope I'm not blowing his street cred by revealing this, haha.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: LucidDream]
    #7506768 - 10/10/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

the chick i've been fooling around with is a cleanfreak. i tried to get her to do my dishes, but she politely declined. bitch..


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7506826 - 10/10/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

dude i have gone into a movie theater

picked out a nice bucket of popcorn from somewhere on the floor or trashcan

and gotten free popcorn


it is a sweet, sweet victory..

fuck payin 10 bucks!


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7507119 - 10/10/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

the key is to not let things pile up.  if they do, commit like a half hour every day to tackling it... it will be gone before you know it.

but seriously... every day when i come home from work, the first thing i do is clean up a little bit, before i relax/eat.  it actually makes the time i spend relaxing much better, too, knowing i dont have a million things to do.


oh, and dishwashers = key.  :wink:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7507128 - 10/10/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Dude you should see the house I  live in.

That's why god made women, to clean up after us.

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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7507173 - 10/10/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hey TRB try trading sexual favors with her to help clean up.  Give her an incentive. 

"Hey Sexy, (start kissing her neck) I would get so hot watching you wash these dishes I'd eat that pussy out til your eyes rolled back in your head and you begged me to quit" 

It's a win-win situation.  :thumbup:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7507198 - 10/10/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

theres probably a lot more disgusting people here...your most likely not alone. I am however, very clean. You filthy piece of shit :lol:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: mushbaby]
    #7507227 - 10/10/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Hey TRB try trading sexual favors with her to help clean up.  Give her an incentive. 

"Hey Sexy, (start kissing her neck) I would get so hot watching you wash these dishes I'd eat that pussy out til your eyes rolled back in your head and you begged me to quit" 

It's a win-win situation.  :thumbup:




wouldn't work.  she knows i totally get off on eating her out, so i'd really have no bargaining leverage. :shrug:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: aDoS]
    #7507242 - 10/10/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

where do you go to school? if you dont mind my asking.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: habitat0789]
    #7507245 - 10/10/07 09:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

unc. tarheels ftw.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7507264 - 10/10/07 09:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:

mushbaby said:
Hey TRB try trading sexual favors with her to help clean up.  Give her an incentive. 

"Hey Sexy, (start kissing her neck) I would get so hot watching you wash these dishes I'd eat that pussy out til your eyes rolled back in your head and you begged me to quit" 

It's a win-win situation.  :thumbup:




wouldn't work.  she knows i totally get off on eating her out, so i'd really have no bargaining leverage. :shrug:




  I can guarantee she gets off on it more than you do.  Trust me that will always be a bargaining chip.  Wouldn't you do stuff for her for a great blowjob?


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: mushbaby]
    #7507269 - 10/10/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yes.. yes i would, but that's because i'm a weak-willed man. i dunno, i suppose i could give it a shot. i don't have high expectations though.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7507676 - 10/11/07 01:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Do you shower everyday.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7507694 - 10/11/07 01:27 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

for the most part. i keep my body rather clean. sometimes i might skip a day or two, especially if i don't have any romantic prospects on the horizon. but when i got a girl i want to impress, i'll kick it up to two or three showers a day. however, i don't wash my hair every shower. hell.. i really only wash it like once every few weeks, if that.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7507735 - 10/11/07 01:48 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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seriously. i won't go too far into detail about all of my disgusting habits. i'm not even talking about the bomb that very well may have gone off in my room, making it impossible to see the floor, nor the pile of trash in my backseat that literally makes it so that if anyone rides back there they have to sit indian style with their feet supported by garbage, or the fact that my sink is literally overflowing with dirty dishes and is radiating an old man smell. instead, i'll just focus on something very recent.




and you're just sitting around doing nothing about it? get off your lazy ass start cleaning! (you'll be happy that you did, believe me...)

If it helps you, first drink that cup of free coffee:thumbup:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: stefan]
    #7507739 - 10/11/07 01:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ehh.. but therein lies the problem. my ass is lazy. also, i'm supposed to be doing homework. it's due in like 7 hours, and i still have nearly half to go because i'm doing anything but my work. gahhhh, fuck titties. i'm going to be sleep deprived tomorrow.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: mushbaby]
    #7507842 - 10/11/07 03:54 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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mushbaby said:
Hey TRB try trading sexual favors with her to help clean up.  Give her an incentive. 

"Hey Sexy, (start kissing her neck) I would get so hot watching you wash these dishes I'd eat that pussy out til your eyes rolled back in your head and you begged me to quit" 

It's a win-win situation.  :thumbup:



:rofl:
Oh my god haha
I knew there was a reason I still check the Pub out.  Thats the funniest shit Ive read in a while.  I can't even imagine saying that to a gf, 'hey bitch, you know what gets me so hot, is when you clean up this disgusting pile of trash that Ive been fermenting for the past few months.  And it gets me so hot, that after you remove the several pounds of mold from this sink, and take a shower, make sure to scrub now cause believe me the mold here has evolved to the point where it will piggyback onto you and move into your apartment.  After that Ill eat that pussy babe, ah yeee Ill eat that shit all night bitch'


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7507846 - 10/11/07 03:55 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

On another note however, my place junior year of college was so bad that at the end we hauled out over a hundred trash bags full of trash, and the place virtually looked identical. Eventually we gave up, Im pretty sure the place started producing its own trash after a while


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: TheCow]
    #7507939 - 10/11/07 07:01 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well Cow, what would you rather do? Clean your place or eat your gf out?

He said she's a compulsive cleaner anyway. It probably drives her crazy when she's there, but she's smart enough to know if she starts cleaning for him now (they've not been dating long) he'll expect it.

AND seriously guys, if you are gonna try to talk a chick into doing something saying "Baby" or "Sexy" will probably get you alot farther than "Bitch". Save that for when you're having sex.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7508004 - 10/11/07 07:53 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I am working the game this Saturday. Can't believe they beat Miami.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: mushbaby]
    #7508005 - 10/11/07 07:53 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Ha I just couldn't imagine propositioning her to clean some shit and in return i go down on her. Ive never met a girl who would find that a reasonable thing to ask.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7508036 - 10/11/07 08:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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I am working the game this Saturday. Can't believe they beat Miami.




dude. i couldn't believe the first half. they were a completely different team. fucking dominated hardcore, 27-0. then they come back from half-time and it's like they forgot they were ever playing well. nearly blew a 27 point lead! but, luckily, they did come away with the victory no one was expecting.

and mushbaby, we're not really dating. just messing around. she's pretty insistent on being able to call herself single because she just got out of a longish relationship.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7508042 - 10/11/07 08:11 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hope they come through again.

They probably wont though.


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    #7508048 - 10/11/07 08:14 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

no.. probably not. but they are all rather young. maybe in like two years time, when it's a team full of juniors, they'll be rockin some bitches? that'd be a nice change of pace. tarheels aren't really known for their football team... other than it regularly sucking, that is. (not as bad as dook though)


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7508051 - 10/11/07 08:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

this is true, on both accounts.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7508115 - 10/11/07 08:47 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Stop flattering youself.

I got way nastier friends.

You is an okay dude. No sweat, my pet.

Got any Fromunda Cheese?

If you do, then MAYbe you are what you are.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7508164 - 10/11/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

no no. none of that. i keep my body decently clean... for the most part.

but i was really talking about the grabbing a random cup and using it for coffee. there are other things of course. i pick and eat my scabs, fingernails, toenails, cuticles. if i drop things on the floor, i'll pick them up and eat them, even in public. there's a used condom laying between my bed and my nightstand because i've been too lazy to pick it up and throw it away. it's been there over a week. i wash my sheets maybe once or twice a year. a lot more i'm not going to go into.

i dunno. certainly there are FAR more disgusting people out there... but i still feel that i'm a relatively disgusting individual.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7508199 - 10/11/07 09:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Nah, I still think your're cool. Disgustingly cool, even. We all have our vices.

Better then eating whatever and whoever is in that used condom.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7509705 - 10/11/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

What kinda bomb did you have?  Just out of curiosity... it's one of my specialties :wink:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7509731 - 10/11/07 05:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Now the used condom is gross.  What are you planning on, washing it out and re-using it?  Toss it.

I have been known to go by the 10 sec rule on food falling on the floor myself.  If the floor isn't too bad.

I guess I'm not so disgusting after all.  :shrug:


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7509831 - 10/11/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Your story reminds me of the time I was at an outdoor festival. You could't bring outside beer in so sipping on my 24oz was kind of sketchy as there were many cops around.

So, I went to the garbage can and pulled out a spent cup. Then, I rinsed it out in one of those portable sinks that sometimes accompany port-a-potties. There was a sticker on the sink that said "don't drink the water".

I felt pretty scummy but was soon drunk enough to not give a damn. After, my friend told me I should have asked for an empty cup. He was right, I got mouth aids and died a week later.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7509837 - 10/11/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I used to keep cups of random fast food restaurants so i could go in and get free drinks where ever i went, also id call the manager and tell them my last order they forgot a bunch of shit then get free food.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: OpFoxdie]
    #7509941 - 10/11/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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What kinda bomb did you have?  Just out of curiosity... it's one of my specialties :wink:




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    #7509956 - 10/11/07 06:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

oh.. and this disgusting individual is excited. i picked up my room a bit. now there's room to walk. i would do dishes, but no time as i really have to study for an exam i have tomorrow because hot chick is coming by later tonight. probably gonna stay the night. fucking woot.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7510137 - 10/11/07 06:52 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

If you shower everyday you are not disgusting. If you smoke crack or meth though (everyday) two to five showers is a must, but at least two.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7510253 - 10/11/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

well when i said disgusting, i didn't mean my body. i keep a clean body. i just meant some of my habits.

also, no meth or crack. ever. or coke. or heroin.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7510267 - 10/11/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

coke is awesome.


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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7510798 - 10/11/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
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OpFoxdie said:
What kinda bomb did you have?  Just out of curiosity... it's one of my specialties :wink:




not literally.  figure of speech.




Damn, man.  I thought somebody else here shared interests :cool: 
I kinda figured there wouldn't be many... just chilled out hippies :tongue2:


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