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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Krystal Klear]
#7507694 - 10/11/07 01:27 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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for the most part. i keep my body rather clean. sometimes i might skip a day or two, especially if i don't have any romantic prospects on the horizon. but when i got a girl i want to impress, i'll kick it up to two or three showers a day. however, i don't wash my hair every shower. hell.. i really only wash it like once every few weeks, if that.
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stefan
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seriously. i won't go too far into detail about all of my disgusting habits. i'm not even talking about the bomb that very well may have gone off in my room, making it impossible to see the floor, nor the pile of trash in my backseat that literally makes it so that if anyone rides back there they have to sit indian style with their feet supported by garbage, or the fact that my sink is literally overflowing with dirty dishes and is radiating an old man smell. instead, i'll just focus on something very recent.
and you're just sitting around doing nothing about it? get off your lazy ass start cleaning! (you'll be happy that you did, believe me...)
If it helps you, first drink that cup of free coffee
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: stefan]
#7507739 - 10/11/07 01:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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ehh.. but therein lies the problem. my ass is lazy. also, i'm supposed to be doing homework. it's due in like 7 hours, and i still have nearly half to go because i'm doing anything but my work. gahhhh, fuck titties. i'm going to be sleep deprived tomorrow.
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TheCow
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: mushbaby]
#7507842 - 10/11/07 03:54 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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mushbaby said: Hey TRB try trading sexual favors with her to help clean up. Give her an incentive.
"Hey Sexy, (start kissing her neck) I would get so hot watching you wash these dishes I'd eat that pussy out til your eyes rolled back in your head and you begged me to quit"
It's a win-win situation.
 Oh my god haha I knew there was a reason I still check the Pub out. Thats the funniest shit Ive read in a while. I can't even imagine saying that to a gf, 'hey bitch, you know what gets me so hot, is when you clean up this disgusting pile of trash that Ive been fermenting for the past few months. And it gets me so hot, that after you remove the several pounds of mold from this sink, and take a shower, make sure to scrub now cause believe me the mold here has evolved to the point where it will piggyback onto you and move into your apartment. After that Ill eat that pussy babe, ah yeee Ill eat that shit all night bitch'
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TheCow
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On another note however, my place junior year of college was so bad that at the end we hauled out over a hundred trash bags full of trash, and the place virtually looked identical. Eventually we gave up, Im pretty sure the place started producing its own trash after a while
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mushbaby
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: TheCow]
#7507939 - 10/11/07 07:01 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well Cow, what would you rather do? Clean your place or eat your gf out?
He said she's a compulsive cleaner anyway. It probably drives her crazy when she's there, but she's smart enough to know if she starts cleaning for him now (they've not been dating long) he'll expect it.
AND seriously guys, if you are gonna try to talk a chick into doing something saying "Baby" or "Sexy" will probably get you alot farther than "Bitch". Save that for when you're having sex.
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nakors_junk_bag
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I am working the game this Saturday. Can't believe they beat Miami.
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TheCow
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: mushbaby]
#7508005 - 10/11/07 07:53 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ha I just couldn't imagine propositioning her to clean some shit and in return i go down on her. Ive never met a girl who would find that a reasonable thing to ask.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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nakors_junk_bag said: I am working the game this Saturday. Can't believe they beat Miami.
dude. i couldn't believe the first half. they were a completely different team. fucking dominated hardcore, 27-0. then they come back from half-time and it's like they forgot they were ever playing well. nearly blew a 27 point lead! but, luckily, they did come away with the victory no one was expecting.
and mushbaby, we're not really dating. just messing around. she's pretty insistent on being able to call herself single because she just got out of a longish relationship.
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nakors_junk_bag
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hope they come through again.
They probably wont though.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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no.. probably not. but they are all rather young. maybe in like two years time, when it's a team full of juniors, they'll be rockin some bitches? that'd be a nice change of pace. tarheels aren't really known for their football team... other than it regularly sucking, that is. (not as bad as dook though)
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nakors_junk_bag
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this is true, on both accounts.
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Apollyphelion
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Krystal Klear]
#7508115 - 10/11/07 08:47 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Stop flattering youself.
I got way nastier friends.
You is an okay dude. No sweat, my pet.
Got any Fromunda Cheese?
If you do, then MAYbe you are what you are.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7508164 - 10/11/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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no no. none of that. i keep my body decently clean... for the most part.
but i was really talking about the grabbing a random cup and using it for coffee. there are other things of course. i pick and eat my scabs, fingernails, toenails, cuticles. if i drop things on the floor, i'll pick them up and eat them, even in public. there's a used condom laying between my bed and my nightstand because i've been too lazy to pick it up and throw it away. it's been there over a week. i wash my sheets maybe once or twice a year. a lot more i'm not going to go into.
i dunno. certainly there are FAR more disgusting people out there... but i still feel that i'm a relatively disgusting individual.
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Apollyphelion
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Nah, I still think your're cool. Disgustingly cool, even. We all have our vices.
Better then eating whatever and whoever is in that used condom.
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OpFoxdie
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: Krystal Klear]
#7509705 - 10/11/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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What kinda bomb did you have? Just out of curiosity... it's one of my specialties
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mushbaby
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Now the used condom is gross. What are you planning on, washing it out and re-using it? Toss it.
I have been known to go by the 10 sec rule on food falling on the floor myself. If the floor isn't too bad.
I guess I'm not so disgusting after all.
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TODAY
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Your story reminds me of the time I was at an outdoor festival. You could't bring outside beer in so sipping on my 24oz was kind of sketchy as there were many cops around.
So, I went to the garbage can and pulled out a spent cup. Then, I rinsed it out in one of those portable sinks that sometimes accompany port-a-potties. There was a sticker on the sink that said "don't drink the water".
I felt pretty scummy but was soon drunk enough to not give a damn. After, my friend told me I should have asked for an empty cup. He was right, I got mouth aids and died a week later.
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The_Red_Crayon
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I used to keep cups of random fast food restaurants so i could go in and get free drinks where ever i went, also id call the manager and tell them my last order they forgot a bunch of shit then get free food.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: OpFoxdie]
#7509941 - 10/11/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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OpFoxdie said: What kinda bomb did you have? Just out of curiosity... it's one of my specialties
not literally. figure of speech.
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