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tiny_rabid_birds
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i am a disgusting individual.
#7506664 - 10/10/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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seriously. i won't go too far into detail about all of my disgusting habits. i'm not even talking about the bomb that very well may have gone off in my room, making it impossible to see the floor, nor the pile of trash in my backseat that literally makes it so that if anyone rides back there they have to sit indian style with their feet supported by garbage, or the fact that my sink is literally overflowing with dirty dishes and is radiating an old man smell. instead, i'll just focus on something very recent.
so i'm in the student union. it's a place on campus that has a bagel cafe place where many people sit and do work. i'm one such person this evening. i had planned to get a coffee, but to my dismay realized i'd forgotten my wallet. but ho! what's this!? oh my! it appears that there is a coffee cup that has been abandoned sitting over yonder... filled half full with cold coffee that's been milked out to the max. no matter. quick trip to the bathroom, pour, rinse, repeat, and she's good as new! and i've got some free coffee.
sweet sweet victory. she is mine.
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StrandedVoyager
The People's Champ




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You're a sex crazed monster, and that's why we love you.
Edit: and I mean that in the nicest non-sarcastic friendly way
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Edited by StrandedVoyager (10/10/07 07:12 PM)
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tiny_rabid_birds
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....what does this have to do with sex?
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tiny_rabid_birds
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and i dunno if i'm sex crazed... i'm just a guy is all.
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LucidDream
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lol. I used to have the nastiest apartment on earth. There was a running joke among my friends that I had vats in the kitchen with dead bodies in them. Duk can attest to how amazingly nasty the place was. I lived in abject fear of the landlord asking to come inside. And I was mortally terrified of the fridge. One simply didn't open the fridge. It was closed off to the world forever.
I've since learned how to clean things and take out the trash. It's much nicer.
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MOTH
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You're not anything special in regards to disgustingness. Of course I haven't witnessed your abode, but all I can say is that many human beings have a variety of disgusting habits, living environments and personalities. Humans are just kinda gross. I don't mind though. Acceptance of the animal nature present in every human has gone a long way in helping me understand why people are just so disgusting (yet beautiful at the same time, like every wild beast.)
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: LucidDream]
#7506727 - 10/10/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i actually take the trash out relatively often. and the livingroom isn't too terrible. i've most certainly seen worse. but, i will admit that the place is dirtier than your average apartment. it's mainly the dishes. and my room. i don't like cleaning my room. or my car.
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LucidDream
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I wish I had pics of ToiletDuk's apartment. That place is fucking pristine. Cleaner than a hospital. Disgustingly clean. The landlord used to tease him about it. I hope I'm not blowing his street cred by revealing this, haha.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: LucidDream]
#7506768 - 10/10/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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the chick i've been fooling around with is a cleanfreak. i tried to get her to do my dishes, but she politely declined. bitch..
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usefulidiot13
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dude i have gone into a movie theater
picked out a nice bucket of popcorn from somewhere on the floor or trashcan
and gotten free popcorn
it is a sweet, sweet victory..
fuck payin 10 bucks!
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kake
The answer to1984 is 1776.




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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: usefulidiot13]
#7507119 - 10/10/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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the key is to not let things pile up. if they do, commit like a half hour every day to tackling it... it will be gone before you know it.
but seriously... every day when i come home from work, the first thing i do is clean up a little bit, before i relax/eat. it actually makes the time i spend relaxing much better, too, knowing i dont have a million things to do.
oh, and dishwashers = key.
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indica


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Dude you should see the house I live in.
That's why god made women, to clean up after us.
Edited by indica (10/10/07 09:14 PM)
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mushbaby
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Hey TRB try trading sexual favors with her to help clean up. Give her an incentive.
"Hey Sexy, (start kissing her neck) I would get so hot watching you wash these dishes I'd eat that pussy out til your eyes rolled back in your head and you begged me to quit"
It's a win-win situation.
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aDoS
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theres probably a lot more disgusting people here...your most likely not alone. I am however, very clean. You filthy piece of shit
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: mushbaby]
#7507227 - 10/10/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
mushbaby said: Hey TRB try trading sexual favors with her to help clean up. Give her an incentive.
"Hey Sexy, (start kissing her neck) I would get so hot watching you wash these dishes I'd eat that pussy out til your eyes rolled back in your head and you begged me to quit"
It's a win-win situation.
wouldn't work. she knows i totally get off on eating her out, so i'd really have no bargaining leverage.
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habitat0789
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: aDoS]
#7507242 - 10/10/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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where do you go to school? if you dont mind my asking.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: habitat0789]
#7507245 - 10/10/07 09:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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unc. tarheels ftw.
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mushbaby
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Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said:
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mushbaby said: Hey TRB try trading sexual favors with her to help clean up. Give her an incentive.
"Hey Sexy, (start kissing her neck) I would get so hot watching you wash these dishes I'd eat that pussy out til your eyes rolled back in your head and you begged me to quit"
It's a win-win situation.
wouldn't work. she knows i totally get off on eating her out, so i'd really have no bargaining leverage.
I can guarantee she gets off on it more than you do. Trust me that will always be a bargaining chip. Wouldn't you do stuff for her for a great blowjob?
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i am a disgusting individual. [Re: mushbaby]
#7507269 - 10/10/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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yes.. yes i would, but that's because i'm a weak-willed man. i dunno, i suppose i could give it a shot. i don't have high expectations though.
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Do you shower everyday.
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