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Chubba
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I got kicked out of my house today.
#7503073 - 10/09/07 08:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I share with 2 other adults, I got kicked out this morning.
Long story short, I drank a bottle of Wild Turkey while smoking loads of bongs. Sometime on my 10th cup or so, I decided to get my knife and start cutting a few small holes in my flatmates flyscreen.
Fast foward like 2 hours later and 99% of the flyscreen's in the entire house have weird patterns, circles, zig zags and all funny shit cut and slashed into them.
Fall to sleep, wake up hungover, the house is in panic... nobody knows wtf is going on... I pretend like there was a burgular or something. The female flatmate is getting really scared now, because my room had like 100x more cuts in the windows, then she started finding pieces of screen around (INSIDE) the house.
Basically everyone is confused, they are scared and I'm out of there.
I felt like posting this, because I'm a fucking idiot... anybody have a more stupid story about getting kicked out?
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503081 - 10/09/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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wow
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503084 - 10/09/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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wtf
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indica


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503089 - 10/09/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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how does that involve you getting kicked out? did you actually get kicked out or did you just run away?
The only solution is to burn the house down, and then kill the occupants. Leave no witnesses.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503090 - 10/09/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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sounds like somethin I would do on ambien...
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#7503094 - 10/09/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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and PCP laced with heroin and acid
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503107 - 10/09/07 09:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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See, cutting holes in the place is a bad habit in a roommate. Next time, don't do that. Other things not to do include pissing in the refrigerator and lighting your farts. There are certain subtleties to living with other people.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7503109 - 10/09/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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xk3m_indica said: and PCP laced with heroin and acid
same thing
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Chubba
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. *DELETED* [Re: indica]
#7503111 - 10/09/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: LucidDream]
#7503114 - 10/09/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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another thing you don't do is piss in the sink and say "nah man it's cool it's my hosue too" when you clearly would not approve other people doing it if they were in your state.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503117 - 10/09/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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you give potheads a bad name, you free loading hippie
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. *DELETED* [Re: indica]
#7503126 - 10/09/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7503129 - 10/09/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah man, lmao, wtf is wrong with you? You don't do that shit to people let alone people you fucking live with. Funny story though.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503131 - 10/09/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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seriously, just burn the house down. That would be so much cooler.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503134 - 10/09/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahaha you kreten.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
#7503138 - 10/09/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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*cretin, also a name for someone who lives in Crete.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7503142 - 10/09/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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kreten with a "k" you fool ~
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
#7503145 - 10/09/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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maybe to a dirty *serb
Edited by indica (10/09/07 09:16 PM)
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503147 - 10/09/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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stop saying ftw
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7503148 - 10/09/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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ftw,FTW
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7503150 - 10/09/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
xk3m_indica said: maybe to a dirty *serb
I had a shower this morning. homo. also, im not all serb.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7503153 - 10/09/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
TurntableJunky said: stop saying ftw
FT mothafuckin DIZZUBLEUUU
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
#7503155 - 10/09/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nothing cleans a serb like a gas chamber!
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7503159 - 10/09/07 09:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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get it right, us serbs did that to the muslims :| fag.
also, you're probably confused serbs with jews. you dumb unit
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
#7503167 - 10/09/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know that serb. I'm implying you need to be gassed. because you are dirty eastern european cock gobblers!
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503180 - 10/09/07 09:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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WILD TURKEY! That shit will do that. My wife woke me up in my hang out room one morning and asked me what I had done at a buddies house that night. I looked at her honestly confused and said I didn't go anywhere.
All I remembered was getting drunk on the kickin chicken, smoking out and listening to some tunes.
Turned out that I had driven down the road to my buddies house and showed my ass, among other things. lol I trashed shit, impaled his ceiling with his personal $300 cue stick that he wouldn't let anyone use ever, tried to beat him and another friend up... all sorts of shit before coming back home and passing out in the chair that I thought I had been in all night when my wife woke me up.
He and I are the best of friends and have dealt with that sort of shit from each other a few times over the years. We are still friends somehow.
It took days for the memories of that night to come. Makes me wonder what else I may have done in the past and never knew I left the house. I probably wouldn't have remembered that or just dismissed it as a dream if not for my wife. She doesn't always wake up when I leave though. I don't drink so much that I lose control like that these days for good reason.
I've done worse. That's just one good example of what the kicken chicken can do. There is something in that stuff. lol
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7503202 - 10/09/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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xk3m_indica said: I know that serb. I'm implying you need to be gassed. because you are dirty eastern european cock gobblers!
novi sad has the best looking girls you can find on the whole planet.
also, you should go to your cousins house and fuck, it might put you in a better mood. you degenerate hick. =] also, stop ruining other people's threads, after all this isn't OTD
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
#7503604 - 10/09/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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You contradict yourself marvelously
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7503620 - 10/09/07 11:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got kicked out cos of wild turkey one time, welcome to the club.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7503622 - 10/09/07 11:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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My bro's gf is serb, and she is a crazy bitch. I like her though, so stfu about serbs you islander.
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Edited by DepthToTheCore (10/09/07 11:11 PM)
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: DepthToTheCore]
#7503625 - 10/09/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know a few serbs and they all love cock and are uppity self-righteous cock smokers. So stfu right back
Edited by indica (10/09/07 11:12 PM)
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7503810 - 10/10/07 12:05 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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STFU homo.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: LucidDream]
#7504049 - 10/10/07 01:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
LucidDream said: See, cutting holes in the place is a bad habit in a roommate. Next time, don't do that. Other things not to do include pissing in the refrigerator and lighting your farts. There are certain subtleties to living with other people.
I'd like to point out that this is, in fact, a positive quality in a roommate from all perspectives.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Jadian]
#7504059 - 10/10/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said:
Quote:
LucidDream said: See, cutting holes in the place is a bad habit in a roommate. Next time, don't do that. Other things not to do include pissing in the refrigerator and lighting your farts. There are certain subtleties to living with other people.
I'd like to point out that this is, in fact, a positive quality in a roommate from all perspectives.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
#7506997 - 10/10/07 08:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7507020 - 10/10/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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my old roommate threw a kegger when i was staying the night at my girlfriends house...i came home to see a "termination of tendency" notice on our door.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: LayYouIn]
#7507062 - 10/10/07 08:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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The house I used top live at with friends, which is still occupied by said freinds, has had our name on the lease for the past 2 years.
The landlord(s) are my best mates ex-girlfriends parents, so they are really chill if rent is a little late or they get noise complaints.
We have had a couple, because the shed is set up as a hardcore jam room, and we rock out fucking hard. Often anytime after 12am when we are smashed drunk (which could be any night of the week) and we decide to have a jam. How we got so few noise complaints is completely beyond us. We have never had house inspections, have smashed the place to bits on rowdy nights then repaired it all up the next day, it's more or less a drop in center but still a cosy little joint and many, many many good times have been had there. The ex gf used to live there with my friend, but they split up and she bailed to Queensland leaving us with all her furniture, cutlery etc and a sick awesome house to party in.
Good times.
Edited by indica (10/10/07 08:59 PM)
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7507071 - 10/10/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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the OP wonders why he cant live with anyone lol
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indica


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: bonghittr]
#7507079 - 10/10/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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because he's a stinking pothead?
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7507084 - 10/10/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
xk3m_indica said: because he's a stinking pothead?
your just displaying your own ignorance with that comment
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: bonghittr]
#7507103 - 10/10/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Feisty little bugger, aren't you?
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7507112 - 10/10/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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weed, FTW
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indica


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: usefulidiot13]
#7507120 - 10/10/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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There are a lot of potheads who do stupid things, as stated in OP. However, there are a lot more people who don't smoke pot that do way more stupider things. Still, potheads gone wild is funny.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7507145 - 10/10/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would of probably beat the shit out of you if you did that to my place.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: aDoS]
#7507162 - 10/10/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would do the 70's dad and make you smoke an entire ounce of weed to teach you a lesson, and hopefully to stop you smoking any more weed so as to deter you from doing that kind of stupid shit again
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
#7507808 - 10/11/07 03:25 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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xk3m_indica said: Feisty little bugger, aren't you?
I just state it as I see it 
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: bonghittr]
#7507821 - 10/11/07 03:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seems more like alcohol induced insanity than pot induced insanity.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: DimensionX]
#7507864 - 10/11/07 04:13 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thats some funny shit man, although it sucks living in a house share where you have no leverage and get kick ed out like this. Good thing you stolle his DVDs, should have raided your female flatmates night drawer as well just for kicks
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#7508317 - 10/11/07 10:18 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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RipVanWinkle said: sounds like somethin I would do on ambien...
Fuck ya, I've done some messed up things on ambien. That shit will make you delirious.
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Jalruza]
#7509499 - 10/11/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jalruza said: Thats some funny shit man, although it sucks living in a house share where you have no leverage and get kick ed out like this. Good thing you stolle his DVDs, should have raided your female flatmates night drawer as well just for kicks
You sir, are a disgrace to this community
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
#7509509 - 10/11/07 04:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chubba said: I share with 2 other adults, I got kicked out this morning.
Long story short, I drank a bottle of Wild Turkey while smoking loads of bongs. Sometime on my 10th cup or so, I decided to get my knife and start cutting a few small holes in my flatmates flyscreen.
Fast foward like 2 hours later and 99% of the flyscreen's in the entire house have weird patterns, circles, zig zags and all funny shit cut and slashed into them.
Fall to sleep, wake up hungover, the house is in panic... nobody knows wtf is going on... I pretend like there was a burgular or something. The female flatmate is getting really scared now, because my room had like 100x more cuts in the windows, then she started finding pieces of screen around (INSIDE) the house.
Basically everyone is confused, they are scared and I'm out of there.
I felt like posting this, because I'm a fucking idiot... anybody have a more stupid story about getting kicked out?
i hope you don't turn yourself into the victim in this instance. take responsibility and just man up, learn from what you did, and move on. and also pay what restitution is deserved to the people you fucked with.
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