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InvisibleMerkin
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7503150 - 10/09/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
maybe to a dirty *serb




I had a shower this morning. homo. also, im not all serb.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7503153 - 10/09/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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TurntableJunky said:
stop saying ftw:crankey:




FT mothafuckin DIZZUBLEUUU :crankey:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
    #7503155 - 10/09/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Nothing cleans a serb like a gas chamber! :awesome:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7503159 - 10/09/07 09:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

get it right, us serbs did that to the muslims :| fag.

also, you're probably confused serbs with jews. you dumb unit :laugh:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
    #7503167 - 10/09/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I know that serb. I'm implying you need to be gassed. because you are dirty eastern european cock gobblers! :laugh:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503180 - 10/09/07 09:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

WILD TURKEY! That shit will do that. My wife woke me up in my hang out room one morning and asked me what I had done at a buddies house that night. I looked at her honestly confused and said I didn't go anywhere.

All I remembered was getting drunk on the kickin chicken, smoking out and listening to some tunes.

Turned out that I had driven down the road to my buddies house and showed my ass, among other things. lol I trashed shit, impaled his ceiling with his personal $300 cue stick that he wouldn't let anyone use ever, tried to beat him and another friend up... all sorts of shit before coming back home and passing out in the chair that I thought I had been in all night when my wife woke me up.

He and I are the best of friends and have dealt with that sort of shit from each other a few times over the years. We are still friends somehow.

It took days for the memories of that night to come. Makes me wonder what else I may have done in the past and never knew I left the house. I probably wouldn't have remembered that or just dismissed it as a dream if not for my wife. She doesn't always wake up when I leave though. I don't drink so much that I lose control like that these days for good reason.

I've done worse. That's just one good example of what the kicken chicken can do. There is something in that stuff. lol


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7503202 - 10/09/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
I know that serb. I'm implying you need to be gassed. because you are dirty eastern european cock gobblers! :laugh:




novi sad has the best looking girls you can find on the whole planet.

also, you should go to your cousins house and fuck, it might put you in a better mood. you degenerate hick. =] also, stop ruining other people's threads, after all this isn't OTD


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
    #7503604 - 10/09/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You contradict yourself marvelously :smile2:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503620 - 10/09/07 11:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I got kicked out cos of wild turkey one time, welcome to the club.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7503622 - 10/09/07 11:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My bro's gf is serb, and she is a crazy bitch. I like her though, so stfu about serbs you islander.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #7503625 - 10/09/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I know a few serbs and they all love cock and are uppity self-righteous cock smokers. So stfu right back :crankey:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7503810 - 10/10/07 12:05 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

STFU homo.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: LucidDream]
    #7504049 - 10/10/07 01:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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LucidDream said:
See, cutting holes in the place is a bad habit in a roommate. Next time, don't do that. Other things not to do include pissing in the refrigerator and lighting your farts. There are certain subtleties to living with other people.




I'd like to point out that this is, in fact, a positive quality in a roommate from all perspectives.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Jadian]
    #7504059 - 10/10/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Jadian said:
Quote:

LucidDream said:
See, cutting holes in the place is a bad habit in a roommate. Next time, don't do that. Other things not to do include pissing in the refrigerator and lighting your farts. There are certain subtleties to living with other people.




I'd like to point out that this is, in fact, a positive quality in a roommate from all perspectives.




It's polite to ignite :yesnod:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
    #7506997 - 10/10/07 08:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:noway:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7507020 - 10/10/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

my old roommate threw a kegger when i was staying the night at my girlfriends house...i came home to see a "termination of tendency" notice on our door.  :confused:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7507062 - 10/10/07 08:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The house I used top live at with friends, which is still occupied by said freinds, has had our name on the lease for the past 2 years.

The landlord(s) are my best mates ex-girlfriends parents, so they are really chill if rent is a little late or they get noise complaints.

We have had a couple, because the shed is set up as a hardcore jam room, and we rock out fucking hard. Often anytime after 12am when we are smashed drunk (which could be any night of the week) and we decide to have a jam. How we got so few noise complaints is completely beyond us. We have never had house inspections, have smashed the place to bits on rowdy nights then repaired it all up the next day, it's more or less a drop in center but still a cosy little joint and many, many many good times have been had there. The ex gf used to live there with my friend, but they split up and she bailed to Queensland leaving us with all her furniture, cutlery etc and a sick awesome house to party in.

Good times.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7507071 - 10/10/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

the OP wonders why he cant live with anyone lol


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: bonghittr]
    #7507079 - 10/10/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

because he's a stinking pothead?  :sherlock:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7507084 - 10/10/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
because he's a stinking pothead?  :sherlock:




your just displaying your own ignorance with that comment


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