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OfflineChubba
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I got kicked out of my house today.
    #7503073 - 10/09/07 08:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I share with 2 other adults, I got kicked out this morning.

Long story short, I drank a bottle of Wild Turkey while smoking loads of bongs. Sometime on my 10th cup or so, I decided to get my knife and start cutting a few small holes in my flatmates flyscreen.

Fast foward like 2 hours later and 99% of the flyscreen's in the entire house have weird patterns, circles, zig zags and all funny shit cut and slashed into them.

Fall to sleep, wake up hungover, the house is in panic... nobody knows wtf is going on... I pretend like there was a burgular or something. The female flatmate is getting really scared now, because my room had like 100x more cuts in the windows, then she started finding pieces of screen around (INSIDE) the house.

Basically everyone is confused, they are scared and I'm out of there.

I felt like posting this, because I'm a fucking idiot... anybody have a more stupid story about getting kicked out?


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OfflineNashbar
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503081 - 10/09/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

wow


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OfflineLeanin
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503084 - 10/09/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

wtf


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503089 - 10/09/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

how does that involve you getting kicked out? did you actually get kicked out or did you just run away?

The only solution is to burn the house down, and then kill the occupants. Leave no witnesses.


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OfflineRipVanWinkle
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503090 - 10/09/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

sounds like somethin I would do on ambien... :crazy:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7503094 - 10/09/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

and PCP laced with heroin and acid


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503107 - 10/09/07 09:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

See, cutting holes in the place is a bad habit in a roommate. Next time, don't do that. Other things not to do include pissing in the refrigerator and lighting your farts. There are certain subtleties to living with other people.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7503109 - 10/09/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

xk3m_indica said:
and PCP laced with heroin and acid




same thing :shrug:


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OfflineChubba
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. *DELETED* [Re: indica]
    #7503111 - 10/09/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: LucidDream]
    #7503114 - 10/09/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

another thing you don't do is piss in the sink and say "nah man it's cool it's my hosue too" when you clearly would not approve other people doing it if they were in your state.

:bored:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503117 - 10/09/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you give potheads a bad name, you free loading hippie


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. *DELETED* [Re: indica]
    #7503126 - 10/09/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7503129 - 10/09/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah man, lmao, wtf is wrong with you? You don't do that shit to people let alone people you fucking live with. Funny story though.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503131 - 10/09/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

seriously, just burn the house down. That would be so much cooler.


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InvisibleMerkin
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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503134 - 10/09/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha you kreten.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
    #7503138 - 10/09/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

*cretin, also a name for someone who lives in Crete.


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: indica]
    #7503142 - 10/09/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

kreten with a "k" you fool ~


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Merkin]
    #7503145 - 10/09/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

maybe to a dirty *serb


Edited by indica (10/09/07 09:16 PM)


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: Chubba]
    #7503147 - 10/09/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

stop saying ftw:crankey:


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Re: I got kicked out of my house today. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7503148 - 10/09/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ftw,FTW


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