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RandomHero
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I got laid ..haha awesome
#7501839 - 10/09/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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 yep its true I had got me some this morning after work the things she said during sex ..omg shes a sex feind  from 9 am to 11 am all we did was fuck,fuck,fuck then fuck somemore I tried to eat pussy for the first time and she wouldn't let me but other then that things went pretty smooth 
I'm such in a great mood ...booze and reefer just make my day after getting laid for the first time in 3 years ...yeh I know I'm a loser  It's like this you know some other poor soul out there isn't getting laid ..I feel sorry for that guy... OK
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: RandomHero]
#7501856 - 10/09/07 03:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i know im not getting any...
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mikeytro
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: RandomHero]
#7501863 - 10/09/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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right on my man I got laid a few weekends ago for the first time in 3 months...and I though that was long..
eating girls out isn't my favorite thing to do unless I'm extremely attracted to the chick and theres more than just a physical attraction
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hecknotechno
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: mikeytro]
#7501868 - 10/09/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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just FLLLLLOOOOW with the liquor gentlemen.
and dont put the pussy on the pedistil.
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Maverick
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: hecknotechno]
#7501893 - 10/09/07 03:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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This thread makes me want to drink.
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RandomHero
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: Maverick]
#7501975 - 10/09/07 03:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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and to think shes only 19  I gotta be careful ...can't be gambling with my dick
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Maverick
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: RandomHero]
#7502065 - 10/09/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Must've been a long time since you've gotten laid then I take it. I'm gonna hit up this hostess at work.
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Leanin
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: RandomHero]
#7502070 - 10/09/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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who is she mang nice
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dr_gonz

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Ego Death
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: RandomHero]
#7502278 - 10/09/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
I tried to eat pussy for the first time and she wouldn't let me
Thats because it was fishy
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Iolaa
iolaa, not lolaa
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: Ego Death]
#7502432 - 10/09/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'm staying with a newly signed suicide girl this weekend, whose boyfriend recently got put in jail for driving with coke and weed.
i know, i know....pics or it didn't happen...
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usefulidiot13
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: Iolaa]
#7502469 - 10/09/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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damn straight
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LucidDream
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: dr_gonz]
#7502699 - 10/09/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
dr_gonz said: don't be scared. it's only pussy.
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SapphireCat
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: LucidDream]
#7502725 - 10/09/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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congrats man.
3 years? oh my, i do hope that that doesn't happen to me when i get a job. :S that wouldn't be cool at all. ah well the current lass should be around for a lil while at least.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: SapphireCat]
#7502954 - 10/09/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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dude, my job is the only place i get any play from. the past two women i've slept with have been girls i met at work. don't know what the hell is going on with this latest one. but she's fucking sexy. so goddamn sexy. i'm willing myself not to call her for a couple of days, so as not to seem overly anxious or clingy or some shit. but goddamn, i like fucking around with her (and her pussy tastes great).
oh, and congrats randomhero!
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Tangerines




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congrats man on the lay. I still am deciphering my game. I think I come on way to strong.
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opensaysme
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: Iolaa]
#7503103 - 10/09/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Iolaa said: i'm staying with a newly signed suicide girl this weekend, whose boyfriend recently got put in jail for driving with coke and weed.
i know, i know....pics or it didn't happen...
crazy chicks are the best, so easy...
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FondaCox
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: RandomHero]
#7503104 - 10/09/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is this the foot job girl???
COME ON TELL US!!!
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RandomHero
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: FondaCox]
#7504288 - 10/10/07 06:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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why yes it is ..yeh she gives me foot jobs and hand jobs all the time now ... but the sex was pretty good
she would say things like "if I had taken a shower I'd let you fuck me in my ass" she also said something along the lines of OMG you're so fucking amazing that beutiful cock would feel great in my ass right now"
shes a freak right ..I mean damn shes kinda annoying and being from texas I guess she doesn't know how to act normal or atleast somewhat decent ...
I have never had sex longer then an hours me and this chick fucked for like 3 hours then we would rest every few minutes then go back at it ... at about twelve she passes out on my bed leaving me no room to sleep So I push her over a bt and lay down wrap my leg around her and fall asleep ..only to wake up 3 hours later with a major hard on and her wanting to fuck again so we did ..in just about every position I could think of ..this time I came all over her pretty tits she musta really liked that but yeh shes a great lay if she would only be quite at work and not be a normal dumb girl but I'd still hit it... 
P.S. she was fully shaven I felt like I was 16 again ..It was great 
I'ma sip on this beer now ,pack a bowl, and watch episode 9 of WEEDS nancy just turns me on
oh yeh can I get 5 shrooms for getting laid I think I deserve em' 
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TheCow
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: RandomHero]
#7504362 - 10/10/07 06:45 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn its gonna suck getting old. A time when 19 is viewed by me as being young will be tough to deal with.
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memes
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: TheCow]
#7504389 - 10/10/07 07:02 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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nice - i recently ended a 6month streak myself... (few weekends ago)...
now the girl who it ended with is a steady no-strings-attached booty call (she's a freshman at the university i attend). This is my first official booty call i've aquired and i must say - its quite nice. plus it's always good for the jealousy factor when trying to game new babes.
its taken me 3 years of university to 'get out of my shell' so i got a lot of making up to do
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: memes]
#7504595 - 10/10/07 08:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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dude, meams, that's almost exactly where i'm at. just broke a 5 or 6 month no-sex spell with a girl who i don't think wants anything serious. and i'm actually going out a lot this semester, breaking out of my shell quite effectively as compared to my previous 3 years attending here.
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juende
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oh the young ones. most amazing sex hands down was with this kid 18.. some 5ish years younger than me. no words to describe. all night baby. but i dont think i've had too terrible of a streak going. a few months, then i'll go out with some one for a few weeks, then another few months. i've got a good three years straight of some nice dick/pussy so i cant complain.
enjoy tapping that ass randomhero
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TheCow
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: juende]
#7505957 - 10/10/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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nothing like that dick/pussy. Tranny all the way baby
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juende
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Re: I got laid ..haha awesome [Re: TheCow]
#7505983 - 10/10/07 03:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheCow said: nothing like that dick/pussy. Tranny all the way baby
haven't been a with a tranny yet, but i guess i should say, pussy and dick. silly kids, always poking fun
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