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I need a disability to fake
#7501080 - 10/09/07 10:20 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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ok so hres the story as best as i can type this fuckin shit:
i took 1600mg phenobarbital with wine last night wnad i wake up and im still fucked up AND im suppsoed to meet my frined soon (we will liekely get stopped by the police and searched) i need a defenese against this Im still seein double vision i have a speech impediment (seriously i sound retarded on the fone no nmatter how hard i try) and i have bruisese on my legs cause i cant even fukin walk str8, ikeep bashin into shit I can feel in my nose i EVEN SNORTED ONE *though for the love of this i have no fucking idea why i would do so such a thing
so in order to get out of this i NEED to FAEK a disability
im already faking the acting part: "'i cant afford crutches cause my sisters goin' to USC" (co.llapses in teares) lol. itll be a blast
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501088 - 10/09/07 10:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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why will you likely get stopped
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501089 - 10/09/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Developmental, intellectual disability and all kinds of retardation. brain injury, dementiaz and lest we forget... down syndrome. kthxbi.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Leanin]
#7501092 - 10/09/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Leanin said: why will you likely get stopped
because we're meeting at this mall ty0pe place cuz its closest to my house, i see coppers all the time there loookin for drunk people like me thing is, my walkings so bad ill need my buddy 4 a crutch. we will for sure get stopped
Edited by Crystal G (10/09/07 10:27 AM)
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501098 - 10/09/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think mental retardation would fit.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501102 - 10/09/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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fuck em u will be fine they cant do shit
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Merkin]
#7501103 - 10/09/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Merkin said: Developmental, intellectual disability and all kinds of retardation. brain injury, dementiaz and lest we forget... down syndrome. kthxbi.
it appears that she wouldn't need to fake any of those.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501110 - 10/09/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said: I think mental retardation would fit.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: California]
#7501112 - 10/09/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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what are you guys TALKING about, of course i would!1!!! >_< i culd be drunk or injured. its the officers duty !!!!!! and this takes place in an area where coppers have nothing better 2 dco ok
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501120 - 10/09/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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don't they put some kind of code on your license if you are mentally handicapped?
don't get caught in a lie by the cops. The thing they hate most is liars.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501123 - 10/09/07 10:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tell them you have diabetes and you've injected too much insulin.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: wps]
#7501136 - 10/09/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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wps said: don't they put some kind of code on your license if you are mentally handicapped?
I SEE does this apply to the state of california or nevada?
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501152 - 10/09/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wait.. are you driving?
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501162 - 10/09/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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no iim not drivinb my license is alredadcy suspended ill be busin it
i think ill just have my frienddc come here, i show all the symptopms of alcohol intoxication. im never going to pull this off
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501169 - 10/09/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said: Wait.. are you driving?
we can only hope
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501180 - 10/09/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha your typing is awesome
Take pictures of your busride if you can
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501189 - 10/09/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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sry, i ionl yhave a shitty webca cuz my digital cam broke n i dun think i can arffford a new one
if u want me to find a pic of it on the internetet ill get 1 when im sober
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501191 - 10/09/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: sry, i ionl yhave a shitty webca cuz my digital cam broke n i dun think i can arffford a new one
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501197 - 10/09/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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well i just sp[ent all my $$$ movin tol las vegas  movin costs a[artment fees, bills, food n shitz begas has 24/7 alcohol lawzzzz tho, but 8ik back @ my rents celebrating my bros bday
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501200 - 10/09/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tell them you are a crazy psycho addict.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501203 - 10/09/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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At least post here to tell us how it went. I'm cheering for you
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501216 - 10/09/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I L OVE U WHITSKYE CLONE
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501217 - 10/09/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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G)OLD BYE
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501241 - 10/09/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I love you too
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501273 - 10/09/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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since when is it illegal to stumble around?
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Atheist]
#7501327 - 10/09/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's what I thought. I should have been arrested months ago.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: bukkake]
#7501370 - 10/09/07 11:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501378 - 10/09/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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say you have 'crotch ouch'
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501380 - 10/09/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Umm is phenobarbital used to fight epilepsy?
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Krystal Klear]
#7501728 - 10/09/07 02:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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man, fuck this thread.
i finally sobered up (err... sorta... still seein partial double). problem is, my friend stood me up. fucking paranoid shadyass tweaker ass fuckin little bitch  so i went to albertson's and grabbed some fried chicken and vodka that was on sale ROFL even the clerk counter made a comment about that... after leaving my cell phone and coming all the way back, i spilled my change everywhere and smashed head first into a dummy
yes, this is the update on my exciting little life lol now im eating chicken, and drinking vodka till my friend comes to pick me up for some H
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Atheist]
#7501732 - 10/09/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
SpicyTunaRoll said: since when is it illegal to stumble around?
It's not.
Being questioned when you are doing illegal activities though, makes certain people suspicious.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501748 - 10/09/07 02:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: i finally sobered up (err... sorta... still seein partial double).
yes, this is the update on my exciting little life lol now im eating chicken, and drinking vodka till my friend comes to pick me up for some H
What's so bad about reality and being lucid?
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Gumby]
#7501778 - 10/09/07 02:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i definitely would have gone with the
"i am a diabetic and have low bloodsugar...i am getting home to eat a candy bar and drink some orange juice as quickly as possible"
my dad is a diabetic and when his sugar is low he seems like a drunken MESS..
definitely would work...
only you crystal...
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7502156 - 10/09/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just go away already. Its painful to watch your downward spiral.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7502192 - 10/09/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Disability? Pretend you're a retard
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7502208 - 10/09/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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god damn u gonna die early crystal gangsta.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7502219 - 10/09/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: man, fuck this thread.
i finally sobered up (err... sorta... still seein partial double). problem is, my friend stood me up. fucking paranoid shadyass tweaker ass fuckin little bitch  so i went to albertson's and grabbed some fried chicken and vodka that was on sale ROFL even the clerk counter made a comment about that... after leaving my cell phone and coming all the way back, i spilled my change everywhere and smashed head first into a dummy
yes, this is the update on my exciting little life lol now im eating chicken, and drinking vodka till my friend comes to pick me up for some H
How are you still alive?
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: adrug]
#7502655 - 10/09/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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adrug said: Just go away already. Its painful to watch your downward spiral.
No it isn't. I've just been replacing xanax with loads of seroquel and barbs... I can't take xanax, I'm down to my last 35.
If I die, who gives a fuck, that's karma baby.
Especially to you adrug. Don't even ACT like you give a fuck.
PS: i took a nap and still woke up with this speech impediment It's quite persistent and needs to be fixed NOW
Edited by Crystal G (10/09/07 07:34 PM)
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7503747 - 10/09/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: man, fuck this thread.
i finally sobered up (err... sorta... still seein partial double). problem is, my friend stood me up. fucking paranoid shadyass tweaker ass fuckin little bitch  so i went to albertson's and grabbed some fried chicken and vodka that was on sale ROFL even the clerk counter made a comment about that... after leaving my cell phone and coming all the way back, i spilled my change everywhere and smashed head first into a dummy
yes, this is the update on my exciting little life lol now im eating chicken, and drinking vodka till my friend comes to pick me up for some H
I am pretty sure I have done all of that with the expection the abrbs and h at least a million times.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Krystal Klear]
#7503836 - 10/10/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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you know its funny, because i usually claim the moral high ground and think that drug abusers are dumb people and they make me sad and all that.
crystal g is a definite exception.
you know those 50 year old transvestites that try and have sex with anything that moves, and probably have had sex with everything that moves...
...they don't feel bad about their lives, i bet when they're old they're not like "i wish i didn't wear women's clothes and care only about sex". that was just how they were going to live thier lives
i imagine crystal g is somewhat similar. her life isn't a downward spiral, its a blazing pyre that hopefully burns for 70-80 years. i don't think there is cries for help in her posts, i think there is subtle bragging, and i can only reply
bravo, hero.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: truekimbo2]
#7503897 - 10/10/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i agree kimbo
shine on you crazy diamond
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: truekimbo2]
#7503989 - 10/10/07 01:04 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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truekimbo2 said:
i imagine crystal g is somewhat similar. her life isn't a downward spiral, its a blazing pyre that hopefully burns for 70-80 years.
bravo, hero.
It's like a crack smoking high school friend that all of my friends made a bet on that he wouldn't live past 21.
Lots of people lost out on that surefire bet. And the crazy thing about it is that he's now healthy as an ox and is living the life of luxury.
The world sometimes works ass backwards.
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Edited by WakeboardrB (10/10/07 01:04 AM)
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