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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501203 - 10/09/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

At least post here to tell us how it went. I'm cheering for you


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7501216 - 10/09/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I L OVE U WHITSKYE CLONE


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501217 - 10/09/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

G)OLD BYE


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501241 - 10/09/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I love you too :awesome:


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7501273 - 10/09/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

since when is it illegal to stumble around?


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Atheist]
    #7501327 - 10/09/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

That's what I thought. I should have been arrested months ago.


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: bukkake]
    #7501370 - 10/09/07 11:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501378 - 10/09/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

say you have 'crotch ouch'


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501380 - 10/09/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Umm is phenobarbital used to fight epilepsy?


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7501728 - 10/09/07 02:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

man, fuck this thread.

i finally sobered up (err... sorta... still seein partial double).
problem is, my friend stood me up. :crankey: fucking paranoid shadyass tweaker ass fuckin little bitch :kingcrankey:
so i went to albertson's and grabbed some fried chicken and vodka that was on sale
ROFL even the clerk counter made a comment about that...
after leaving my cell phone and coming all the way back, i spilled my change everywhere and smashed head first into a dummy

yes, this is the update on my exciting little life lol
now im eating chicken, and drinking vodka till my friend comes to pick me up for some H


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Atheist]
    #7501732 - 10/09/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SpicyTunaRoll said:
since when is it illegal to stumble around?




It's not.

Being questioned when you are doing illegal activities though, makes certain people suspicious.


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501748 - 10/09/07 02:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
i finally sobered up (err... sorta... still seein partial double).

yes, this is the update on my exciting little life lol
now im eating chicken, and drinking vodka till my friend comes to pick me up for some H




What's so bad about reality and being lucid?


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Gumby]
    #7501778 - 10/09/07 02:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i definitely would have gone with the

"i am a diabetic and have low bloodsugar...i am getting home to eat a candy bar and drink some orange juice as quickly as possible"

my dad is a diabetic and when his sugar is low he seems like a drunken MESS..

definitely would work...



only you crystal...:crazy2:


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7502156 - 10/09/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Just go away already. Its painful to watch your downward spiral.


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7502192 - 10/09/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Disability? Pretend you're a retard


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7502208 - 10/09/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

god damn u gonna die early crystal gangsta.


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7502219 - 10/09/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
man, fuck this thread.

i finally sobered up (err... sorta... still seein partial double).
problem is, my friend stood me up. :crankey: fucking paranoid shadyass tweaker ass fuckin little bitch :kingcrankey:
so i went to albertson's and grabbed some fried chicken and vodka that was on sale
ROFL even the clerk counter made a comment about that...
after leaving my cell phone and coming all the way back, i spilled my change everywhere and smashed head first into a dummy

yes, this is the update on my exciting little life lol
now im eating chicken, and drinking vodka till my friend comes to pick me up for some H




How are you still alive? :confused:


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: adrug]
    #7502655 - 10/09/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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adrug said:
Just go away already. Its painful to watch your downward spiral.




No it isn't. I've just been replacing xanax with loads of seroquel and barbs... I can't take xanax, I'm down to my last 35.

If I die, who gives a fuck, that's karma baby.

Especially to you adrug.
Don't even ACT like you give a fuck.




PS: i took a nap and still woke up with this speech impediment :lol: It's quite persistent and needs to be fixed NOW


Edited by Crystal G (10/09/07 07:34 PM)


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7503747 - 10/09/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
man, fuck this thread.

i finally sobered up (err... sorta... still seein partial double).
problem is, my friend stood me up. :crankey: fucking paranoid shadyass tweaker ass fuckin little bitch :kingcrankey:
so i went to albertson's and grabbed some fried chicken and vodka that was on sale
ROFL even the clerk counter made a comment about that...
after leaving my cell phone and coming all the way back, i spilled my change everywhere and smashed head first into a dummy

yes, this is the update on my exciting little life lol
now im eating chicken, and drinking vodka till my friend comes to pick me up for some H




I am pretty sure I have done all of that with the expection the abrbs and h at least a million times.


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7503836 - 10/10/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you know its funny, because i usually claim the moral high ground and think that drug abusers are dumb people and they make me sad and all that.

crystal g is a definite exception.

you know those 50 year old transvestites that try and have sex with anything that moves, and probably have had sex with everything that moves...

...they don't feel bad about their lives, i bet when they're old they're not like "i wish i didn't wear women's clothes and care only about sex". that was just how they were going to live thier lives

i imagine crystal g is somewhat similar. her life isn't a downward spiral, its a blazing pyre that hopefully burns for 70-80 years.
i don't think there is cries for help in her posts, i think there is subtle bragging, and i can only reply

bravo, hero.


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