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OfflineCrystal G
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I need a disability to fake
    #7501080 - 10/09/07 10:20 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ok so hres the story as best as i can type this fuckin shit:

i took 1600mg phenobarbital with wine last night
wnad i wake up and im still fucked up
AND im suppsoed to meet my frined soon
(we will liekely get stopped by the police and searched)
i need a defenese against this
Im still seein double vision
i have a speech impediment (seriously i sound retarded on the fone no nmatter how hard i try)
and i have bruisese on my legs cause i cant even fukin walk str8, ikeep bashin into shit
I can feel in my nose i EVEN SNORTED ONE *though for the love of this i have no fucking idea why i would do so such a thing

so in order to get out of this i NEED to FAEK a disability

im already faking the acting part: "'i cant afford crutches cause my sisters goin' to USC" (co.llapses in teares) lol. itll be a blast


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501088 - 10/09/07 10:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

why will you likely get stopped


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501089 - 10/09/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Developmental, intellectual disability and all kinds of retardation. brain injury, dementiaz and lest we forget... down syndrome. kthxbi.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Leanin]
    #7501092 - 10/09/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Leanin said:
why will you likely get stopped




because we're meeting at this mall ty0pe place cuz its closest to my house, i see coppers all the time there loookin for drunk people like me
thing is, my walkings so bad ill need my buddy 4 a crutch. we will for sure get stopped


Edited by Crystal G (10/09/07 10:27 AM)


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501098 - 10/09/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I think mental retardation would fit.


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501102 - 10/09/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

fuck em u will be fine they cant do shit


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Merkin]
    #7501103 - 10/09/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Merkin said:
Developmental, intellectual disability and all kinds of retardation. brain injury, dementiaz and lest we forget... down syndrome. kthxbi.



it appears that she wouldn't need to fake any of those.


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501110 - 10/09/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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WhiskeyClone said:
I think mental retardation would fit.




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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: California]
    #7501112 - 10/09/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

what are you guys TALKING about, of course i would!1!!! >_< i culd be drunk or injured. its the officers duty !!!!!! and this takes place in an area where coppers have nothing better 2 dco ok


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501120 - 10/09/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

don't they put some kind of code on your license if you are mentally handicapped?

don't get caught in a lie by the cops. The thing they hate most is liars.


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501123 - 10/09/07 10:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Tell them you have diabetes and you've injected too much insulin.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: wps]
    #7501136 - 10/09/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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wps said:
don't they put some kind of code on your license if you are mentally handicapped?





I SEE
does this apply to the state of california or nevada?


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501152 - 10/09/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Wait.. are you driving?


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7501162 - 10/09/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

no iim not drivinb my license is alredadcy suspended ill be busin it

i think ill just have my frienddc come here, i show all the symptopms of alcohol intoxication. im never going to pull this off


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7501169 - 10/09/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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WhiskeyClone said:
Wait.. are you driving?




we can only hope


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501180 - 10/09/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Haha your typing is awesome

Take pictures of your busride if you can


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7501189 - 10/09/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

sry, i ionl yhave a shitty webca cuz my digital cam broke n i dun think i can arffford a new one

if u want me to find a pic of it on the internetet ill get 1 when im sober


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501191 - 10/09/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
sry, i ionl yhave a shitty webca cuz my digital cam broke n i dun think i can arffford a new one




:rofl2:


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7501197 - 10/09/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

well i just sp[ent all my $$$ movin tol las vegas :shrug:
movin costs
a[artment fees, bills, food n shitz
begas has 24/7 alcohol lawzzzz tho, but 8ik back @ my rents celebrating my bros bday


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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
    #7501200 - 10/09/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Tell them you are a crazy psycho addict.


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