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Crystal G



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I need a disability to fake
#7501080 - 10/09/07 10:20 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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ok so hres the story as best as i can type this fuckin shit:
i took 1600mg phenobarbital with wine last night wnad i wake up and im still fucked up AND im suppsoed to meet my frined soon (we will liekely get stopped by the police and searched) i need a defenese against this Im still seein double vision i have a speech impediment (seriously i sound retarded on the fone no nmatter how hard i try) and i have bruisese on my legs cause i cant even fukin walk str8, ikeep bashin into shit I can feel in my nose i EVEN SNORTED ONE *though for the love of this i have no fucking idea why i would do so such a thing
so in order to get out of this i NEED to FAEK a disability
im already faking the acting part: "'i cant afford crutches cause my sisters goin' to USC" (co.llapses in teares) lol. itll be a blast
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Leanin
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501088 - 10/09/07 10:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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why will you likely get stopped
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501089 - 10/09/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Developmental, intellectual disability and all kinds of retardation. brain injury, dementiaz and lest we forget... down syndrome. kthxbi.
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Crystal G



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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Leanin]
#7501092 - 10/09/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Leanin said: why will you likely get stopped
because we're meeting at this mall ty0pe place cuz its closest to my house, i see coppers all the time there loookin for drunk people like me thing is, my walkings so bad ill need my buddy 4 a crutch. we will for sure get stopped
Edited by Crystal G (10/09/07 10:27 AM)
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501098 - 10/09/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think mental retardation would fit.
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501102 - 10/09/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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fuck em u will be fine they cant do shit
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Merkin]
#7501103 - 10/09/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Merkin said: Developmental, intellectual disability and all kinds of retardation. brain injury, dementiaz and lest we forget... down syndrome. kthxbi.
it appears that she wouldn't need to fake any of those.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501110 - 10/09/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said: I think mental retardation would fit.
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Crystal G



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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: California]
#7501112 - 10/09/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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what are you guys TALKING about, of course i would!1!!! >_< i culd be drunk or injured. its the officers duty !!!!!! and this takes place in an area where coppers have nothing better 2 dco ok
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501120 - 10/09/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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don't they put some kind of code on your license if you are mentally handicapped?
don't get caught in a lie by the cops. The thing they hate most is liars.
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501123 - 10/09/07 10:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tell them you have diabetes and you've injected too much insulin.
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Crystal G



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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: wps]
#7501136 - 10/09/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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wps said: don't they put some kind of code on your license if you are mentally handicapped?
I SEE does this apply to the state of california or nevada?
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501152 - 10/09/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wait.. are you driving?
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Crystal G



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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501162 - 10/09/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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no iim not drivinb my license is alredadcy suspended ill be busin it
i think ill just have my frienddc come here, i show all the symptopms of alcohol intoxication. im never going to pull this off
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501169 - 10/09/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said: Wait.. are you driving?
we can only hope
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501180 - 10/09/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha your typing is awesome
Take pictures of your busride if you can
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Crystal G



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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501189 - 10/09/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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sry, i ionl yhave a shitty webca cuz my digital cam broke n i dun think i can arffford a new one
if u want me to find a pic of it on the internetet ill get 1 when im sober
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501191 - 10/09/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: sry, i ionl yhave a shitty webca cuz my digital cam broke n i dun think i can arffford a new one
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Crystal G



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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7501197 - 10/09/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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well i just sp[ent all my $$$ movin tol las vegas  movin costs a[artment fees, bills, food n shitz begas has 24/7 alcohol lawzzzz tho, but 8ik back @ my rents celebrating my bros bday
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Re: I need a disability to fake [Re: Crystal G]
#7501200 - 10/09/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tell them you are a crazy psycho addict.
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