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 BrainChemicals
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 I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed 
#7498683 - 10/08/07 07:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I sneezed, but when I sneezed I ripped major ass. About 50 people laughed really loud. Ugh.
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RipVanWinkle
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
#7498702 - 10/08/07 07:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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 AlteredAgain
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
#7498709 - 10/08/07 08:01 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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backfired. 
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notapillow
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#7498710 - 10/08/07 08:02 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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pftt lol hahaahah
i diddnt even have to read the whole title of the thread. all i saw in the pub preview coloum was "i farted really loud..." and i imidiatly bust out giggling
good work my freind, good work 
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demiu5
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
#7498721 - 10/08/07 08:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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that happened to me in 7th grade
somehow it didn't haunt me past about a week
kudos
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: demiu5]
#7498724 - 10/08/07 08:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's what happens when you can't get over 9/11.
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demiu5
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: Rustifer]
#7498779 - 10/08/07 08:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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huh?
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MOTH
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
#7498800 - 10/08/07 08:22 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm laughing right now. Farts are funny.
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Kickle
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: AlteredAgain]
#7498802 - 10/08/07 08:22 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
AlteredAgain said:
backfired.
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
#7498954 - 10/08/07 08:54 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I knew a guy in high school who would wait until the class was really silent while taking a test and then just fart as loud as possible.
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: Stizzle]
#7498983 - 10/08/07 09:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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My friend back in like 5th grade whiped his ass in class and left it under his desk. 
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LucidDream
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: thoughts]
#7499041 - 10/08/07 09:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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My public farts are usually met with a stony silence.
Getting out of a theater one night, the bathroom is full, people waiting in line, I'm peeing, and - BRAAAAAAAAAAWP-thhhhhhhhhhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! A big ol' juicy one just wrenches its way out without warning. And I had just started peeing, too, so I had to stand there for another full minute while I drained the main vein. 15 people and you could hear a pin drop in there. People on either side of me, people behind me, people everywhere. I got them all. Just as I was finishing up, I started giggling uncontrollably. Totally fucking lost it on my way out the door. Just as the door was closing behind me, someone said, "Thanks a lot asshole," and I couldn't stop laughing for the next fifteen minutes.
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dirtworshipper
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: LucidDream]
#7499091 - 10/08/07 09:29 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
LucidDream said:
My public farts are usually met with a stony silence.
Getting out of a theater one night, the bathroom is full, people waiting in line, I'm peeing, and - BRAAAAAAAAAAWP-thhhhhhhhhhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! A big ol' juicy one just wrenches its way out without warning. And I had just started peeing, too, so I had to stand there for another full minute while I drained the main vein. 15 people and you could hear a pin drop in there. People on either side of me, people behind me, people everywhere. I got them all. Just as I was finishing up, I started giggling uncontrollably. Totally fucking lost it on my way out the door. Just as the door was closing behind me, someone said, "Thanks a lot asshole," and I couldn't stop laughing for the next fifteen minutes.
oh man...
that was a good one
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
#7499124 - 10/08/07 09:37 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would have thought it was funny! I would thought it was funnier when they smelled the fart
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