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OfflineIron_Hymen
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Question for Guys who aren't Single
    #7498015 - 10/08/07 03:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Alright what I want to know is how many of you guys motivate your other guy friends to hook up with the chicks they want by saying, you'd bang them too---and you're saying this while you're in a relationship, while describing their body figures-even more so. I just want to know if that's the way all guys talk to their friends about chicks like that because I caught my bf talking like that to one of his guy friends, and it made me fucking uncomfortable, as I grew up modest.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498027 - 10/08/07 03:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:flowstone:


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498032 - 10/08/07 03:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

all guys do that


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: pantsboy]
    #7498044 - 10/08/07 03:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

but why? Why would my boyfriend put himself in his friend's situation describing body parts and saying to fuck her too. Even though he'd say he wouldn't mean it and apologized. Is it right?


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #7498045 - 10/08/07 03:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yes we all talk like that. We love to describe in intimate detail how we imagine the soft supple features of their breasts, the smooth pink flesh of the vagina, the tightness of the canal, and the arch at the back when they are in the throws of orgasm.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: TheCow]
    #7498049 - 10/08/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

alright thanks


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498051 - 10/08/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Iron_Hymen said:
Is it right?



Hey, dont worry about it. You are an irrational female and thus assume that he must not be into you. Hey, its not your fault, blame the creator I guess, we all can't be logical I guess


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498053 - 10/08/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah that's very standard. When the girlfriend isn't around guys are as raunchy and chauvinistic as they would be uh... any time. We just know how to act around the girlfriend. And if it's a good guy, he'll stand up for you if his friend says something bad about you.

Actually, who am I kidding? Guys and girls both have the "I'd fuck that person if I was single" thoughts while in relationships. Don't even pretend like you haven't thought that.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498054 - 10/08/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Iron_Hymen said:
Alright what I want to know is how many of you guys motivate your other guy friends to hook up with the chicks they want by saying, you'd bang them too---and you're saying this while you're in a relationship, while describing their body figures-even more so. I just want to know if that's the way all guys talk to their friends about chicks like that because I caught my bf talking like that to one of his guy friends, and it made me fucking uncomfortable, as I grew up modest.





yes, men talk to other men that way about women, even if they are happily married.

it was a faux pas for your bf to do it in front of you, though.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498059 - 10/08/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The truth is that all females are just holes to men. This is why men don't have female friends, they have females they want to fuck.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: wps]
    #7498070 - 10/08/07 03:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Iron_Hymen said:
Alright what I want to know is how many of you guys motivate your other guy friends to hook up with the chicks they want by saying, you'd bang them too---and you're saying this while you're in a relationship, while describing their body figures-even more so. I just want to know if that's the way all guys talk to their friends about chicks like that because I caught my bf talking like that to one of his guy friends, and it made me fucking uncomfortable, as I grew up modest.





yes, men talk to other men that way about women, even if they are happily married.

it was a faux pas for your bf to do it in front of you, though.




yes it was, as a matter of fact the details were so brutal that it sounded as if I were being cheated on. I felt it was just so inappropriate. He did explain that all guys talk like this, ask any of them. So I did. But claimed he was just helping a little buddy out, and that I wasn't supposed to be around when that had happened. But with all the greatness of apologies, I felt better :-D


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"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498106 - 10/08/07 03:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Tell your man he doesnt need to lack class to help a buddy out.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498370 - 10/08/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

PM'd j00.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498560 - 10/08/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Most of them. Most of them are also willing to go to strip clubs and pay for sex. Stay with him a little longer and he'll be there in no time.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498568 - 10/08/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Iron_Hymen said:
Alright what I want to know is how many of you guys motivate your other guy friends to hook up with the chicks they want by saying, you'd bang them too---and you're saying this while you're in a relationship, while describing their body figures-even more so. I just want to know if that's the way all guys talk to their friends about chicks like that because I caught my bf talking like that to one of his guy friends, and it made me fucking uncomfortable, as I grew up modest.




absofuckinglutely,  hun, dont get upset by that. we all do it. we all look at other women, we all have secual thoughts of other women occasionally(or more often), and when we are out with out buddies and we see hot women, we ALWAYS proclaim the nasty things we would do with her..... IF we were single. :smile:

i love my woman to death, however i look at other women. theres nothing wrong with it. luckily my woman doesnt get upset at it, hell, she points out hot women FOR me. because she knows who im going home with. i would never cheat on her and she knows it.

sounds like you need a little more self esteem.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498572 - 10/08/07 05:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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but why? Why would my boyfriend put himself in his friend's situation describing body parts and saying to fuck her too. Even though he'd say he wouldn't mean it and apologized. Is it right?




he only apologized because you got upset. otherwise, hes not sorry :smile:


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498577 - 10/08/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I did that this past weekend.








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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Gumby]
    #7498583 - 10/08/07 05:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Actually, who am I kidding? Guys and girls both have the "I'd fuck that person if I was single" thoughts while in relationships. Don't even pretend like you haven't thought that.




my woman and i do this all the time. when out in public we both love to people watch, point out the uglies, the fatties, the hotties. she points out hot guys, i point out hot girls, its all gravy. it all boils down to whether or not you trust each other.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7498723 - 10/08/07 06:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

He sounds like the type of guy that listens to crunk and wears baseball hats all the time.

This deep, dark, and smelly maggot-filled hole called the Pub is probably the worst place to ask that kind of question.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7498729 - 10/08/07 06:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Actually, who am I kidding? Guys and girls both have the "I'd fuck that person if I was single" thoughts while in relationships. Don't even pretend like you haven't thought that.




my woman and i do this all the time. when out in public we both love to people watch, point out the uglies, the fatties, the hotties. she points out hot guys, i point out hot girls, its all gravy. it all boils down to whether or not you trust each other.



Yeah, my wife and I are like that. I remember one time she freaked some people out who were with us. A comment was made by another person in the group about a girl who walked by and my wife didn't even skip a beat when she blurted out "Summit would fuck her!" (obviously using my real name). Everyone looked shocked, then just started laughing.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7498938 - 10/08/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Ya, don't take offense at it, hun. Pretty much all guys will do this. It isn't meant to demean you in anyway, it's just biology. As long as he isn't actually doing the things he talks about you don't have a problem on your hands.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: circularvortex]
    #7498980 - 10/08/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's become standard and expected habit due to social conditioning.

Not all guys do it. I don't, some of my friends don't, some of my friends do. Amongst the ones that do there are also varying degrees of it: the people who take it to the extreme can gross out or even piss off the less extreme ones.

It's not biology, it's social conditioning.


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Re: Question for Guys who aren't Single [Re: circularvortex]
    #7499004 - 10/08/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Nah guys everything is chill. and you're right my self esteem was a bit low. But honestly from what culture i grew up in , I AM a strong lover as well as he. We wouldn't give up each other for any one at all. It's been 5 years and we're soulmates. Ups and downs but we fight to stick with each other. There's just so much to learn and I appreciate it =) Thanks for all your comments on trust/-issues, and getting deep inside the mind. And mndfreez and Jacques I appreciate your advice & support the most of all!


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