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InvisibledrSE
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    #7494418 - 10/07/07 01:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

they always got to make me hit shit.

now i have to explain to my roommate why their is a hole in the wall



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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7494466 - 10/07/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

WOW, females have SOME POWER over you, huh? They can take your arm, draw it back into tension, and then propel it forwards THROUGH A WALL??! That's some pretty amazing telekinetic power that girl possesses. I recommend will power - works against psionic powers of all types and might reduce the beating your walls take.


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Re: females [Re: MOTH]
    #7494475 - 10/07/07 01:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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MOTH said:
WOW, females have SOME POWER over you, huh?  They can take your arm, draw it back into tension, and then propel it forwards THROUGH A WALL??!  That's some pretty amazing telekinetic power that girl possesses.  I recommend will power - works against psionic powers of all types and might reduce the beating your walls take.




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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7494491 - 10/07/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

what could a woman do to anger you to make this action?


not iron your shirt etc?


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7494513 - 10/07/07 01:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You must have no self-control at all.

I suppose its only a matter of time before you put your first through some chick.


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7494515 - 10/07/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Is this the same chick that scratched up your shoulder?


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7494525 - 10/07/07 01:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My god. What a fag.


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7494527 - 10/07/07 01:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Wait until you accidently hit a stud and break every bone in your hand. :tongue:


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Re: females [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #7494566 - 10/07/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
You must have no self-control at all.

I suppose its only a matter of time before you put your first through some chick.




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Re: females [Re: TameMe]
    #7494607 - 10/07/07 02:22 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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TameMe said:
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Madtowntripper said:
You must have no self-control at all.

I suppose its only a matter of time before you put your first through some chick.







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Re: females [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7494619 - 10/07/07 02:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
Wait until you accidently hit a stud and break every bone in your hand. :tongue:




I know I was yelling at my woman and thought I'd be a bad ass punch a hole in the wall. pfft. That fucking hurt.


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Re: females [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7494648 - 10/07/07 02:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i had my head slammed into a wall where there just happened to be a stud, and several times at that, as hard as my sister possibly could.

yeah, that fucking hurt.


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Re: females [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7494653 - 10/07/07 02:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

made you tough


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Re: females [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #7494660 - 10/07/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, enduring her beating every day from the time we were born (and even in the womb, we're twins) made me who i am today.


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Re: females [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #7494671 - 10/07/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

roar... woman no do what me want, roar, me punch wall.


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Re: females [Re: MOTH]
    #7494711 - 10/07/07 02:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

MOTH said:
WOW, females have SOME POWER over you, huh? They can take your arm, draw it back into tension, and then propel it forwards THROUGH A WALL??! That's some pretty amazing telekinetic power that girl possesses. I recommend will power - works against psionic powers of all types and might reduce the beating your walls take.




Classic. Simply classic!

DrSe - don't let women get you that upset. Most women enjoy knowing that they have that kind of power over a guy. Don't give her the satisfaction of being right. Walk away and don't call her for a few days. And save your walls the misery. Plus, patching holes is a fucking pain in the ass.


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Re: females [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7494721 - 10/07/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, that explains a lot :tongue:


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Re: females [Re: Liz]
    #7494738 - 10/07/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, it was a long night with lots of tequilla. i would never hit a girl (hence the wall) but sometimes you just have to hit something.

On top of that, we are ex's which never makes a good combination.


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7495071 - 10/07/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You should just beat the woman, not the wall, what did that wall do to deserve that shit!


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7495143 - 10/07/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Consider a punching bag.


Tends to hurt a little less, though you'll still fuck up your hand if you're not careful.


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7495150 - 10/07/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The prison is waiting for you.


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Re: females [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #7496185 - 10/08/07 02:17 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I understand how a woman can push a guy over the edge like that and I commend you for NOT hitting the person but recommend the puching bag and yeah, you need to know how not to hurt yourself in the process.

Stay clear of 'ex' men and women I'd say...why torture yourself?


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Re: females [Re: Cepheus]
    #7496253 - 10/08/07 03:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Cepheus said:
My god. What a fag.




I actually k now where hes coming from, i used to be like that


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Re: females [Re: Konnrade]
    #7496258 - 10/08/07 03:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:thumbup::rofl2: :banghead: :blowjob::bigblunt:


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Re: females [Re: ZShroom]
    #7498494 - 10/08/07 05:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

shit happens. I would never hit a girl. But sometimes that can just push you so far. I had to hit something.

A punching bag wouldn't be a bad investment, but, its not like i run around hitting shit all the time. (its quite rare that i hit a wall, or a person)


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7506093 - 10/10/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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its quite rare that i hit a wall, or a person




That's good to 'hear'. Hang in there and avoid the ex's...and hope you find a keeper. Pobody's nerfect but hopefully she won't press your buttons quite like that. Just the nice kind y'know? :wink:


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Re: females [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7506100 - 10/10/07 04:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

explain to your roommates that you suck


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Re: females [Re: notapillow]
    #7506416 - 10/10/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

dude...it will take some time but once you figure out that hitting walls sucks and fixing holes in the wall sucks more...you'll quit doing that stupid shit.


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7506820 - 10/10/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i feel you guy, i broke my middle knuckle pretty good punching an elevator door once. ya it was stupid but fuck all you people with your "will power". sometimes shit just hits the fan.


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Re: females [Re: relativexistance]
    #7506841 - 10/10/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah..for sure


i used to hit shit all the time when i was in high school


it was always after a race...id run like a bitch and just go punch the fuck out of something..


started smokin weed though and that ended pretty fast haha

now i totally think twice when i am mad enough to hit something...but yeah, shit happens sometimes and you cant help it..


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Re: females [Re: drSE]
    #7506857 - 10/10/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

only when you are G will you realize bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks


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