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Do you ever talk to your mushrooms?
    #7493476 - 10/07/07 02:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I know I do. Things along the line of: "Listen friend, I'm sorry it had to end this way, but"--MUNCH MUNCH.


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #7493531 - 10/07/07 03:32 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Once me and a relatively large cubensis got into it in a cow field. Said I crushed his cousin or something. Let me tell you, full grown cubes don't care who's around when they start berating you with foul language. There was a small patch of pins right next to him, covered in his spores. I ate that mother fucker on the spot. I haven't had any problems in that field since. Not a peep. Muscarias whisper dim secrets into my mind. I haven't tried them yet, but they constantly beckon me.


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My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you.                                    -The Joekenorer


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: joekenorer]
    #7493584 - 10/07/07 04:47 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Its good you stood up to that shroom though, otherwise he would have had it over you forever.


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: joekenorer]
    #7493610 - 10/07/07 05:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Once me and a relatively large cubensis got into it in a cow field.  Said I crushed his cousin or something.  Let me tell you, full grown cubes don't care who's around when they start berating you with foul language.  There was a small patch of pins right next to him, covered in his spores.  I ate that mother fucker on the spot.  I haven't had any problems in that field since.  Not a peep.  Muscarias whisper dim secrets into my mind.  I haven't tried them yet, but they constantly beckon me.




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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: Elementium]
    #7493958 - 10/07/07 10:48 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i dunno when i havent talked to my mushrooms. i always at leased kinda give them  a quick prayer before i munch em. if i happen to have picked them i feel they know me very well. i talk to them when i pick them, dry them  pack tem, and dose them. having a well rooted personal realtionship with your drug of choice is always a good idea :wink:


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: notapillow]
    #7493993 - 10/07/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I had a fungal infectionby my lower jaw, and I talk to myself...does that count? Am I even in the ballpark?

I sometimes vocally thank them, but we're like, best friends, so I say stuff like, FUCK YOU, BIOTCH, and we're still cool.

Afterall, Shroomies and I like to hang out by cesspools, garbage, and debris, so we are weirdos.

I have Ecco-poco-gauld names!


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #7494031 - 10/07/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Of course, since they are just a manifestation of Spirit like everything else!  Talking to them is even more awesome when they talk back.  :grin:


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: MOTH]
    #7494101 - 10/07/07 11:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

nice new avatar moth.
yeah one of my favorite things ever was talking to trees on mushrooms. full blown conversation. but there where no words of noices, just colors :tripping:


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: notapillow]
    #7495725 - 10/07/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I do talk to plants when I trip. The older the tree, the better its sense of humor. Pines are kinda' serious, but are very intellectual. Most every oak is very well spoken. My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you.


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My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you.                                    -The Joekenorer


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: joekenorer]
    #7495793 - 10/07/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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I do talk to plants when I trip. The older the tree, the better its sense of humor. Pines are kinda' serious, but are very intellectual. Most every oak is very well spoken. My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you.




that was excellent


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: opensaysme]
    #7496163 - 10/08/07 02:08 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

U really seem to know ur shit about this. So the next time I trip all this is gonna not be bullshit right


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: ZShroom]
    #7496219 - 10/08/07 02:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I do.

"Hows my precious babies doing this morning? Need some light? Water?"

"Oh my, you've grown so big! Somebody is ready to be picked and dried!"


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: Diamonds808]
    #7496225 - 10/08/07 02:58 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i remember thinking to myslef, i dont remember if i spoke it out loud,

"haha, whats up bitches??? its time to get cut down." then cuts all shrooms off and doses with friends.


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: joekenorer]
    #7496932 - 10/08/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all. . .




Man that's so true. I remember a while back I was walking with my exgirlfriend in some park and we came across this willow tree. And I thought I'd be all cool by showing off and swinging in its brances like tarzan or something. So I'm gripping a bunch of branches pretty tight swining back and forth and it was all fun and games until that damn willow let go of the branches I was hanging onto (ie the weight of my body ripped them off lol). I fell FLAT on my ass and it kinda hurt too. It was a pretty funny thing to think about afterwards but damn, those trees can really dish it out to you if your not careful eh..:tongue2:


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: today mylove]
    #7496945 - 10/08/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ive def talked to my shrooms b4 eating them
while tripping i usually go out to my backyard and the plants whisper things to me, i cant understand wut they say thou :frown:


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: xpl0de]
    #7496993 - 10/08/07 10:48 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Psychedelics(plants) are conscious.
You must pay respect your respects and always pray to them and humble yourself.

Different psychedelics talk to you. Mushrooms tend to have the tendency to act as a teacher.
Peyote on the other hand, acts as a healer.


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: coconutjamushies]
    #7497004 - 10/08/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck, I love the mushroom teacher. :heart: 

Would you also say that San Pedro and other cacti besides peyote have healer qualities?


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: MOTH]
    #7497201 - 10/08/07 11:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yes. Mescalinee tends to have that healing, cleansing quality


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Re: Do you ever talk to your mushrooms? [Re: joekenorer]
    #7497428 - 10/08/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Once me and a relatively large cubensis got into it in a cow field.  Said I crushed his cousin or something.  Let me tell you, full grown cubes don't care who's around when they start berating you with foul language.  There was a small patch of pins right next to him, covered in his spores.  I ate that mother fucker on the spot.  I haven't had any problems in that field since.  Not a peep.  Muscarias whisper dim secrets into my mind.  I haven't tried them yet, but they constantly beckon me.




:rofl2:  You're a funny guy.. but looks aren't everything :wink: .


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