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Anonymous #12

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7494240 - 10/07/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I would drown myself in a crockpot of spicy chili.


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Anonymous #13

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7495319 - 10/07/07 05:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

while i cannot take credit for the originality of the idea, i must pass it on.

what you will need:

rope
piano wire
a bridge overlooking a highway
super glue

find a bridge over a crowded freeway, preferably during rush hour to get the best effect.

secure a rope to the bridge and also to your feet.

get a shorer length of fine piano wire (or razor wire) and tie it around your neck.

before jumping, super glue your hands to your head.

jump off. if all goes well, you will decapitate yourself and be suspended over traffic while holding your own head in your hands.


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Anonymous #14

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7495388 - 10/07/07 05:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I think I would rig up some kind of harness where me and a chick could bang each other inside a skydiving suit accept it wouldn't carry a parachute and after about 20-30 seconds of freefalling we would proceed to fuck each other into the ground. Assuming she wanted to go that way as well. Oh yah and we would be about 5 smacky ass pills a piece.


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Anonymous #15

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7495433 - 10/07/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
while i cannot take credit for the originality of the idea, i must pass it on.

what you will need:

rope
piano wire
a bridge overlooking a highway
super glue

find a bridge over a crowded freeway, preferably during rush hour to get the best effect.

secure a rope to the bridge and also to your feet.

get a shorer length of fine piano wire (or razor wire) and tie it around your neck.

before jumping, super glue your hands to your head.

jump off. if all goes well, you will decapitate yourself and be suspended over traffic while holding your own head in your hands.




Holy shit that's awesome.
Maybe bic your head and use razor wire so your hands will adhere to your head easier and you'll be more likely to decapitate yourself with razor wire.


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Anonymous #16

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7495450 - 10/07/07 05:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I think I would snowboard off a really tall building, doing a sweet grab the whole way into the ground. They'd talk about THAT for months!


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Anonymous #17

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7495680 - 10/07/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

OD on opiates. Seems nice and easy and painless.


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Anonymous #12

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7497427 - 10/08/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

in a pot of chili.go like a man.


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Anonymous #18

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7497475 - 10/08/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i'm drawn to hanging, slitting my wrists and ODing. and jumping in the subway. A girl I know who worked for a transportation agency has seen two people die that way...the trains just don't stop.


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Anonymous #3

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7497495 - 10/08/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think I could bring myself to slit my wrists, so I think for me it would just be a painful way to not die. Hanging myself seems a bit too long and painful. Is it?

How long does it take one to blackout once you have the noose on your neck?

Also, as for the subway one. When one jumps into the subway, are they looking to hit the tracks and get run over, or hit the front of the train and have their head knocked in, before likely getting run over by the train?


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Anonymous #9

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7497576 - 10/08/07 01:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
yeah it's really hard to OD on benzos,





I stand corrected then. Still and all, I'd prefer to OD on some downer type drug than say, slit my wrists or hang myself. Imma chicken when it comes to pain.


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Anonymous #19

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7498693 - 10/08/07 05:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Like the inventor of Semtex did it - a couple of ounces of high explosive to the side of the head. Your brain would be flying macaroni before you even heard or saw the blast.


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Anonymous #20

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7498813 - 10/08/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

massive DMT injection followed by massive heroin injection.


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Anonymous #20

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7498816 - 10/08/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

im gonna need some assistance from Kevorkian though.


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Anonymous #21

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7498918 - 10/08/07 06:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'd want to sit on a throne of explosives. Maybe plastic explosive, have it wrapped around me. Before setting off, major heroin, nitrous and meth dose.

I'd preferably like to do it someplace really, really crowded, and break the "Drugs only harm the user." statement. No pain, and loads of deaths, with no remorse!


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Anonymous #22

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7498952 - 10/08/07 06:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Probably find an extremely high and scenic cliff... then just fly.


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Anonymous #23

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7499096 - 10/08/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

bang a gram of H and go to sleep,


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Anonymous #24

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7499984 - 10/08/07 11:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Im planning on living for ever.


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Anonymous #25

Re: If you ever were to [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #7509912 - 10/11/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i'v been thinking about it lately.
I would prefer to be shot in the heart. This is impractical, so mabey a heroin overdose... but i'd wana be lucid, i'd shoot myself in the head but i don't want my brain to be damaged in case it needs time to shut down, and adjust properly.
i probly won't ever do it. but, i'd defanitely call myself at risk.


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