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The_Bomb
saulsberry steak today children!



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So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh!
#7486879 - 10/04/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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(if this is in the wrong place i am sorry, I'm new to the forums and thought this would be the most appropriate place to post this.) (remember, this is all HYPOTHETICAL, I'm MAKING THIS UP)
I really had an ache to trip tonight, and since my mushrooms haven't fruited yet i decided "hey why not just eat some of the cake". So i took a cake i was dunking out and cut 1/3 of a chunk off. Cut it up really good, and put in in hot water. To this water i then added a "emergency" vitamin mix (has 1000 mg vitamin C) and a shot of crown royal. After i let it sit for 10 minutes i smelled it and almost threw up. But decided that i wouldn't let it go to waste! So i continued with my work and filtered it 4 times with coffee filters. After this i decided it was time to drink up, i took one sip and almost threw up. If i were to drink anymore I'm sure i would throw up (it is NASTY, compare the taste to how your cakes smell, a mild taste but still never the less NASTY AS FUCK). Would you drink it? because i don't think i want to trip this bad as to drink some nasty ass concoction. I learned in rehab that drug addicts will do some pretty insane things to get high, this once again reminds me to quit being a dumb ass and quit put myself though horrible things Just to get high.
Well if you read through my "report" then thanks for your time. I hope you learned something from it(and maybe got a good laugh at my retardedness). (every time i swallow my saliva it feels like i just spit up a little of the shit i made, and i really do have a stomach of steel)
-------------------- "Its only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything" <-- Brad Pitt? Fight Club "Nothing is real, not you or me, we just think we are real, its a fantastic illusion, we exist only because something wants us too, why, I have no idea." <-- 1138, DF2 debugger and teacher.
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Seventy
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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: The_Bomb]
#7486978 - 10/05/07 12:04 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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so... you're making this up?
...or you actually did it and you don't want people to think you're that desperate.

don't worry, it happens to the best of us. I, and other people I know have eaten their puke after chucking it, because they just ate mush.
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cpw1971
Mr

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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: Seventy]
#7487070 - 10/05/07 12:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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did everyone eat the persons puke to their right???
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Walter1496211
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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: cpw1971]
#7487081 - 10/05/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude I give you props for being crazy but I just told you that will not work. I hope you get high anyway best of wishes.
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StreetFreak
smellin' like a plant


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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: Walter1496211]
#7487098 - 10/05/07 01:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patience is
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The_Bomb
saulsberry steak today children!



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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: Seventy]
#7487113 - 10/05/07 01:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nasty, eating your puke, hehe ive done alot of dumb shit but nothing like that! Like your pictures man, they kick ass. I just started "culitavting" (im just trying to fit in, this is completely made up) and my cakes have been in the FC almost a week. About how long with the B+ strain did you have to wait before they started pinning for you?
-------------------- "Its only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything" <-- Brad Pitt? Fight Club "Nothing is real, not you or me, we just think we are real, its a fantastic illusion, we exist only because something wants us too, why, I have no idea." <-- 1138, DF2 debugger and teacher.
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undergrounder
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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: The_Bomb]
#7487376 - 10/05/07 04:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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He DIDN'T eat his puke, he tried to drink the watery vitamin mix that had soaked in the cake.
There's a tek on here somewhere that lets mycelium stand in cranberry juice or something and then drinking the cranberry juice and it works kinda well.
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ReoSpeedwagon153


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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: undergrounder]
#7487656 - 10/05/07 08:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude, the hallucinogenic world is full of completely NASTY concoctions that will make you trip. I bet your cake tea can't even compare to san pedro juice! It's not really a drug addict thing, you will see once you get into it.
Hallucinogenic tryptamines taste bad, and their concentrated brews usually taste much worse. Usually they are good for your digestive system and can make you feel very refreshed and cleaned out (even if you vomit, sometimes especially if you vomit).
So it's not like you're drinking some nasty stuff to get high, you are doing it to refresh your mind and body. 1/3 of a cake probably won't do too much though.
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pasteface
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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: ReoSpeedwagon153]
#7487692 - 10/05/07 08:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've pulled mushies out of puke that I had just puked after swallowing and ate them again...
But yeah good luck with that cake thing, let us know if you feel anything.
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Polyrhythmanaut
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Re: So a hypothetical thing i just did that will make you laugh! [Re: ReoSpeedwagon153]
#7487804 - 10/05/07 09:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
ReoSpeedwagon153 said: Dude, the hallucinogenic world is full of completely NASTY concoctions that will make you trip. I bet your cake tea can't even compare to san pedro juice!
Ha I was about to say the same thing. Drinking down a cacti extract is an ordeal in its own right. But it tends to keep you coming back again and again. Ive never actually tried to consume a colonized cake, but i really cant see it being anything like cactus tea, or cactus everclear. Even ayahuasca is pretty damn gross to my mind, though it gets easier to ignore.
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