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BrAiN
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VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!!
#7486585 - 10/04/07 09:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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WOOOO NHL season has started! sCREW all those pussy ass overpaid underworked wannabe sports "athletes" like football, baseball, and basketball "stars"
The real warriors of sports have started the season
Everything else is just crap.. Woooo.. Look at me.. i can hit a baseball with a stick and actually PLAY my sports for more than 20 minutes per season.. wooooo... I must be a hardcore athlete
Woooo! look at me.. I can rush 5 yards for 2 seconds than take a 10 minute break... and then repeat 10 times and take a 6 day break.
Wooooo... look at me..I can shoot a giant ball in a hoop and never have to worry about getting touched.
Screw all yo wussy ass sports. HOCKEY is the sport of real MAN! True half the players have mullets.. but we lose TEETH and the culprit only gets 5 minutes in the box. Sheeeyut.. In American football you can't even "celebrate" a touchdown anymore without getting a huge penality and a 50K fine.
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
#7486596 - 10/04/07 09:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Go Av's
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TruuBeeezzy
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i thought they quit the sport of hockey or something?
football a pussy sport...ok?
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
#7486782 - 10/04/07 10:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
BrAiN said: Wooooo... look at me..I can shoot a giant ball in a hoop and never have to worry about getting touched..
Racist overtones.
Sports are boring to watch.
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BrAiN
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: bukkake]
#7487632 - 10/05/07 08:10 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Racist? Why is everyone on the shroomery take everything as racism? I wasn't thinking anything about race when I posted that. You're the one that's associating basketball with black people so you're the racist, dickhead.
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: bukkake]
#7487640 - 10/05/07 08:14 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
bukkake said:
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BrAiN said: Wooooo... look at me..I can shoot a giant ball in a hoop and never have to worry about getting touched..
Racist overtones.
Sports are boring to watch.
What a load of bullshit 
BTW, hockey is pretty sweet, but it takes a real man to play football and baseball too.
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BrAiN
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: skydog]
#7487930 - 10/05/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bah. Sitting on your ass 90% of the time isn't a sport.
Real men play soccer or hockey :P
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
#7488049 - 10/05/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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where the fuck were you when I set up the shroomery fantasy hockey league??
Yes Hockey is the best sport period. One day America will realize it.
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
#7488056 - 10/05/07 11:09 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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yea, i like hockey too... but i doubt youve ever played basketball then. you get hit alot.. i got elbowed in the mouth so many times, smashed across the head. and knocked into the wall 10times every game. you dont know what your talking about
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: Infrared]
#7488071 - 10/05/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL dude that can't compare to a 250 pound dude skating as hard as he can and smashing you into boards, where you then fall down on extremely hard ice. Any pussy can take an elbow.
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ok.. and there arent 250 pound people running full speed and jumping 2ft in basketball... except one you can check people.. and the other, you get checked, but its a foul. plus there are no pads.. and the floor tears your skin off
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: Infrared]
#7488092 - 10/05/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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im old enough to remember when basketball wasnt a contact sport.
and yes...hockey totally rules
hockey ftw!!
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: Infrared]
#7488103 - 10/05/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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You can't compare that to people going 40 miles per hour sometimes faster on skates on ice. I don't ever see basket ball players with broken noses, black eyes, missing teeth, and stitched up lacerations on their faces come play off time.
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im not saying hockey players arent tough. they are. i dig hockey. i just dont think all other sports are stupid and gay and weak cause they sit out when they break a bone. or get a tooth replaced instead of rocking the gap
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
#7488131 - 10/05/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
BrAiN said: Racist? Why is everyone on the shroomery take everything as racism? I wasn't thinking anything about race when I posted that. You're the one that's associating basketball with black people so you're the racist, dickhead.
Sports roid rage.
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BrAiN
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: Infrared]
#7488199 - 10/05/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Infrared said: yea, i like hockey too... but i doubt youve ever played basketball then. you get hit alot.. i got elbowed in the mouth so many times, smashed across the head. and knocked into the wall 10times every game. you dont know what your talking about
WHo the hell were you playing basketball with, a pack of rabid dogs?
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
#7488277 - 10/05/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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people who want to win.. its called street ball.. i doubt you watch much nba basketball either. they get clobbered
i think your thinking of 1950's basketball
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: Infrared]
#7488679 - 10/05/07 02:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dont have cable, does anyone know a place to watch the games online?
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BrAiN
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Re: VIVA LA HOCKEY!!!! [Re: Infrared]
#7488751 - 10/05/07 02:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Infrared said: people who want to win.. its called street ball.. i doubt you watch much nba basketball either. they get clobbered
i think your thinking of 1950's basketball
I watch plenty of NBA. All I see if the occasional player falling on their butt.
And the rest of them trying to pretend like they got BOO BOO's crying to the ref
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