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the sadistic nature of omelettes
    #7485530 - 10/04/07 04:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

consider for a moment, a chicken and cheese omelette.........

As if it wasnt bad enough that were cooking up the un-born young of a chicken...... we add insult to injury we kill the chicken and cook him in a puddle of its un-born child.

Thats some stone cold shit right there....


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7485580 - 10/04/07 04:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

never thought about it like that. it is pretty fucked up, but oh so delicious.
I think ima go make an omelette.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7485586 - 10/04/07 04:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i think eggs have to be fertalized by a male before they can hatch. So it's not really eating their young. It's like eating their meunstral/period waste. If that makes it better. The other part is brutal.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7485591 - 10/04/07 04:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Solution:

Don't eat chicken omelettes. That shit is gross.

Now a Denver omlelette I can see. Delicious and slightly more benign.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7485605 - 10/04/07 04:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's an egg, not a fetus. You fail at sex ed. You also fail at food.


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    #7485636 - 10/04/07 04:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: Chubba]
    #7485651 - 10/04/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

This thread has encouraged more people to go make omlettes than it has discouraged.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7485747 - 10/04/07 05:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I've always felt similarly about cheeseburgers. not only are you eating cow you are topping it w/ something made from cows (and maybe bacon from pigs)


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7485776 - 10/04/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Um, someone's been watching comedy central.:smirk:


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7485901 - 10/04/07 06:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Um, someone's been watching comedy central.:smirk:




OK I'll be honest... Yes I probably stole that from some comedian but I couldn't tell you which one, so it still counts


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7485917 - 10/04/07 06:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Mmm...chicken ovules and seared chicken flesh.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7485919 - 10/04/07 06:22 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I've never put chicken in an omelette. But I don't see why it would be so bad if someone even did? I would eat it...


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7485937 - 10/04/07 06:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

chickens really serve no better purpose then being food anyways...I don't see the big deal


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: aDoS]
    #7485971 - 10/04/07 06:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

That comedian was funny. I liked him.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7486028 - 10/04/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, except that eggs sold for human consumption are not fertilized therefore they are not 'unborn' baby chickens.

chickens lay eggs naturally, every day, even without being impregnated. you are not eating baby chickens when you eat eggs, you're eating the nutrients that the baby chicken would feed off of had the egg been fertilized.

eggs = yum.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7486250 - 10/04/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yet ive got a fertilized egg one time in a carton, nice and bloody on the inside, with little gross looking partly developed chicken inside...didn't eat eggs for a while after that, but eventually got over it...ive even gotten an egg with two yolks one time, could have been twins!!

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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: supra]
    #7486324 - 10/04/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My dad gets eggs from a friend of his and they all have two of more yolks... not to mention they are farm fresh eggs YUM


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7486935 - 10/04/07 11:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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consider for a moment, a chicken and cheese omelette.........

As if it wasnt bad enough that were cooking up the un-born young of a chicken...... we add insult to injury we kill the chicken and cook him in a puddle of its un-born child.

Thats some stone cold shit right there....




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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7486941 - 10/04/07 11:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

it may be cold and heartless, but it's also warm and fluffy - and delicious - oh so delicious


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7486958 - 10/04/07 11:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)




don't fight it


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7486966 - 10/05/07 12:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

mmm .. omelet!


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7486972 - 10/05/07 12:02 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)



you like that, don't you?


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7486995 - 10/05/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

fuck yeah i do.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7487033 - 10/05/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)



mushrooms!


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7487400 - 10/05/07 05:11 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Wow, do yourself a favour and do not learn about black pudding. It's not for mere mortals.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7487425 - 10/05/07 05:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Mmmmmm, mother and child reunion. :drooling:


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7487505 - 10/05/07 06:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Bleh... I don't see how people eat eggs... nasty.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: schmutzen]
    #7487715 - 10/05/07 09:02 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Mmmmmm, mother and child reunion. :drooling:




What I was thinking.


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Re: the sadistic nature of omelettes [Re: KaptKid]
    #7487776 - 10/05/07 09:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks, now I'm all hungry.

I've gotta go do something here in a minute, but when I get back I'm making an omelette. I don't have any mushrooms, though...so it'll have to be just ham and cheese I think...


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