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Anonymous #1

So this chic asks me...
    #7484750 - 10/04/07 12:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

To go smoke with her during her break at work...
And after we were done, she insists we take the stairs on the way back to the office. She went in first, up the stairs first, wearing a short mini-skirt... Panties.... All the way back to our floor.....
Why did she do this to me?


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Anonymous #2

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7484790 - 10/04/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

She was farting in your face.


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Anonymous #1

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7484849 - 10/04/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I thought I smelled brussel sprouts.


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Anonymous #2

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7484896 - 10/04/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Women are cold hearted bitches.


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Anonymous #3

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7484923 - 10/04/07 01:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #4

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7485024 - 10/04/07 01:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

she wants your dick. you were supposed to let your animal instincts go wild.


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Anonymous #5

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7485074 - 10/04/07 01:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Did you get a pic?


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Anonymous #6

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7485435 - 10/04/07 03:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you should have given her the SHOCKER!!! Sky rocket's in flight.


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Anonymous #7

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7485468 - 10/04/07 03:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
She was farting in your face.




:rofl2:


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Anonymous #8

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7486398 - 10/04/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

She's doing it to torture you of course!


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Anonymous #9

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7486481 - 10/04/07 09:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
She was farting in your face.



I believe the technical term is "queef".


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Anonymous #10

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7486506 - 10/04/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you should have said something


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Anonymous #11

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7486641 - 10/04/07 09:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
She was farting in your face.



I believe the technical term is "queef".




No it's not. A queef is a pussy fart, a fart is from the butt. Big difference.


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Anonymous #12

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7512664 - 10/13/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

it's not rape, it's surprise sex


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Anonymous #13

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7512752 - 10/13/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)






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Anonymous #14

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7512816 - 10/13/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Did you get a pic?




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Anonymous #15

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7512868 - 10/13/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you should have goosed her.


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Anonymous #16

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7513336 - 10/13/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
you should have goosed her.




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Anonymous #1

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7517682 - 10/14/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
you should have goosed her.




Is it sexual harassment even if there is no proof?


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Anonymous #17

Re: So this chic asks me... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7518321 - 10/15/07 02:31 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
it's not rape, it's surprise sex


:headbang:


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