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OfflineToddo
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random drunk fucker confrontation
    #7483624 - 10/04/07 02:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Its been one of those really interesting days!

  After a game of poker, I call up another friend and he tells me to meet them up in front of a donut shop to hang out.

This is really my best friends 'group'.  All of them know each other pretty well.  I'm just the guy who pops in at random moments.  So besides a few other guys I didn't know a lot of these people. (6 guys and 2 girls)

So, were just talking about random shit when I see this car swerving around and pulling into our lot.  We are at the trunk of my friends car smoking.  These assholes park and just eye us down.  Everyone else is pretty busy talking... I think I might have been the only observer of these guys pulling in.  I started hearing the random 'shut the fuck up!' & 'what???' come from their car.  He finally got out of his car with a partner.  Fuck.

He walks up to the first guy in our group and asked him what the fuck he said, which was nothing.  These fucks just wanted to fight, plain and simple. They just squared off with each other and started talking shit/shoving. 

Now, no one had really done anything at this point. (which kind of surprised me...there where like 5 other guys in our group)  I was at the front of the line so I walked back trying to avoid getting caught up in it.  I mean, if it was one of my friends or someone I somewhat knew, I would have probably held my ground and had got ready to jump in if shit hit the fan...  but I didn't know this kid so my fight or flight response was really pushing for flight. 

Haha..I remember this poor kid ask the ghetto savage what his problem was. His response, "if you knew any of my problems, you would be in a psychiatric ward." The kid held his ground well.  After some shoving, the savage hit the kid in the chin. It was a sloppy hit that looked more like a strong push to me.  The kid didn't really respond to it...and before the situation got any crazier, the police rolled up.  One of the guys ran and the other got picked up and arrested.

Interesting experience.  I haven't got that close to a fight for a while.  Like  I said before, because I really wasn't too close with the crowd I was with, I had absolutely no desire to fight.  Even if I would have jumped in, it would be more of a sacrifice...this mother fucker would have killed me.  It really makes me want to take some sort of mma type classes...It would be nice to know how to take down drunk assholes that are way bigger then you are. 

Well, thanks for reading.  Care to share any asshole confrontation stories?  :cool:


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OfflineAlCapwn
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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Toddo]
    #7483629 - 10/04/07 02:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Wow, intense. I haven't had any drunk asshole confronts, but I had drunk weirdo moments.

One guy comes up behind me and hits me in the head with a rubber bat. This kind, except it was more like a ball with wings.

Then he acts all nonchalant about it and I'm like "Dude, did you just hit me in the head with a bat?"
He just kinda shrugged and tried to sell me a motorbike for 50 bucks, and a car for 100. Sketchbag.

Another guy kept begging me if he could pour beer in my hair and drink from it.


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    #7483658 - 10/04/07 02:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: pB0t]
    #7483665 - 10/04/07 02:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I know, they got me on the suprise swoop. Tell you the truth, this place is a huge hangout for law inforcement. I was surprised none of them were around when this shit went down. I think one of the girls found one parked on the other side of the building.


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Toddo]
    #7483707 - 10/04/07 03:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Learn Jeet Kune Do, Muay Thai, Krav Maga, Chin Na and/or Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Shroomism]
    #7483710 - 10/04/07 03:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Learn Jeet Kune Do, Muay Thai, Krav Maga, Chin Na and/or Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.




I think I can squeeze that in on Tuesday :rolleyes:

Get yourself some bear mace.  Beats Jeet Kune Do everyday :wink:


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: circularvortex] * 1
    #7483757 - 10/04/07 04:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

> meet them up in front of a donut shop ... [snip] ... this place is a huge hangout for law inforcement.

:grin:


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Seuss]
    #7483779 - 10/04/07 05:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

all you gotta do is bunch those fuckers square in the nose as hard as you can, explodes like a ripe water melon, their eyes water up, they cant see anything, 2 black eyes, dizzy, bloody.. YOU WIN

GAME OVER FUCK TARD

.. i hate those cunts that are just looking for a fight,


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Toddo]
    #7483984 - 10/04/07 08:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I had a random drunk encounter several days ago. A friend was coming by to visit for the evening. On his way through my neighborhood there was a white truck ahead of him. As he was passing down one of the last streets before mine a vehicle lurched into the street and began pursuing him having mistaken his destination for the same as the previously mentioned white truck.

When he arrived at my house this drunkard who later introduced himself as Dustin Creech leapt out of his vehicle and began shouting. He was yelling about people who speed through the neighborhood, accused my friend of driving recklessly and went on to demand he quit speeding for the "sake of his children."

I don't know what that idiots kids are doing out in the street at 10PM on a Sunday night though. :stonedjerk:

We persuaded him to leave then he suddenly changed his mind, forced my gate open and drove up to my house. He got out again and started shouting some more. I distracted him and listened calmly to his drunken ravings while my friend stepped into the shadows and back to his vehicle to retrieve his shotgun. This guy wasn't cooperating with us so he was presented with the barrel of a gun and told he had to get off the property immediately. He got friendly real quick and obliged, I reported it to the PD but didn't press charges.

I was pissed, fucking redneck, optimal white trash. He showed up at my house in his truck with a wife beater on and whiskey breath. Next time he tries to be a drunken vigilante he may end up shot. :crankey:


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Toddo]
    #7484123 - 10/04/07 09:03 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I can't stand assholes looking to fight for no reason.  Luckily I'm a little larger than the average man so I don't encounter this shit too often but I still carry a huge bottle of strong pepper spray just incase  :matrixfight:


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Seuss]
    #7484602 - 10/04/07 11:48 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Seuss said:
> meet them up in front of a donut shop ... [snip] ... this place is a huge hangout for law enforcement.

:grin:




:lol: I was waiting for someone to catch that. 

Shroomism: My buddy is taking a krav maga class.  I sat in on it and it seemed awesome.  I'll be joining up in about a month.  :smile:


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: MrKite1]
    #7484605 - 10/04/07 11:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

And everyone one else...very entertaining stories!


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Toddo]
    #7485033 - 10/04/07 01:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

encounters with drunken idiots are a dime a dozen here in san diego, last 1 was some guy roaming through a supermarket parking lot at 11 am saying "u think i,m a punk", i laughed in his face, how people can be that stupid and drunk in the morning is comical, so many people with mental problems in this country


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Toddo]
    #7485163 - 10/04/07 02:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I should offer online MMA classes. It wouldn't be as good as a session in person obviously, but I bet I could still get several takers!


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Jadian]
    #7485180 - 10/04/07 02:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

theres enuf pussies here that could benefit. lolz


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Toddo]
    #7485202 - 10/04/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It is not hard to beat up drunk people man. I have been attacked by a couple of real big drunk guys and had not problem defending myself... Thats the beauty of it... Then you just look like a bad ass.lol Well it was probably smart that you didnt do anything because the odds are you would have ended up in handcuffs aswell.


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: fliped]
    #7485271 - 10/04/07 02:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ya if they are straight up wasted, just let them throw a punch cuz you will see it coming. then whack em.


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Re: random drunk fucker confrontation [Re: Leanin]
    #7485551 - 10/04/07 04:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Okay that's it I'm starting my own online self-defense classes (No not to defend yourself online, but video available on the internet!)

Now who wants to hook me up with cameras and equipment? Free training sessions!


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