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OfflineDreamer987
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My girlfriend quit eating red meat
    #7481226 - 10/03/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

If she eats red meat within the next 3 months i get to fuck her in the ass...
wait, wait, i met her for lunch today.
SHE WAS EATING A HAMBURGER!
oh shit, i seriously just realized that. AHAHAHAHA! i'ma tear that butt up tonight.


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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7481236 - 10/03/07 02:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7481237 - 10/03/07 02:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

have fun bro :ass2mouth:


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: ajdaak]
    #7481258 - 10/03/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

just dont let her tell you it was a toe fu burger or whatever those aer called


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7481286 - 10/03/07 02:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Looks like she wants it in the ass if she ate red meat already.


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: freddurgan]
    #7481354 - 10/03/07 02:50 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

hell yah man. get angry at her asshole.


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
    #7481361 - 10/03/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

are you sure it wasn't a boca burger?


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7481362 - 10/03/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

one word: LUBE


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7481377 - 10/03/07 02:55 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

butt sex is ok. i still prefer the punanie

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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7481383 - 10/03/07 02:56 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

make sure she does not start to projectile shit all over you

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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: fliped]
    #7481387 - 10/03/07 02:57 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:
i have to say i prefer the pussayyy too

but still...

donkey punch it, man!
:rofl:


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: fliped]
    #7481407 - 10/03/07 03:04 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

fliped said:
make sure she does not start to projectile shit all over you




And here I thought that was the point!


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Jadian]
    #7481576 - 10/03/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, tear her a new one!


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Taco Chef]
    #7481815 - 10/03/07 05:19 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

novumorganum said:
one word: LUBE





naw, dry smash her shitbox


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7482721 - 10/03/07 08:54 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

she craves the buttsausage. you must give it to her.


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OfflineDreamer987
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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: LucidDream]
    #7483179 - 10/03/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

now she's saying it was a chicken sandwhich. Tonight i tried to trick her into eating a beef taco.
No luck yet, but i'll get her soon. Its been way to long since i made her walk funny.


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Infrared]
    #7483261 - 10/03/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Infrared said:
naw, dry smash her shitbox




:yesnod:

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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7483268 - 10/03/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
Its been way to long since i made her walk funny.




:rotfl:


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7483486 - 10/04/07 01:07 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
If she eats red meat within the next 3 months i get to fuck her in the ass...
wait, wait, i met her for lunch today.
SHE WAS EATING A HAMBURGER!
oh shit, i seriously just realized that. AHAHAHAHA! i'ma tear that butt up tonight.




sounds like shes trying to get out of giving you anymore bj's buddy.


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Re: My girlfriend quit eating red meat [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7483605 - 10/04/07 02:05 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Be careful you don't get shit on your dick. Get her to take a dump before you stick 'im in. Professional pornstars can get their assholes abused, pounded and tore the hell up by 12 inch monster cocks without getting shit everywhere. Although even if your gf does take a shit, that doesn't mean that she isn't prone to fecal seepage from the upper echelons of her anal cavity. If you have a 4 or 5 inch cock, then you'll probably be safe. But the bigger your cock is, the more careful you'll have to be.

Edited by deXtrous (10/04/07 02:06 AM)

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