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Offlinecognitiveshift
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WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY
    #7476333 - 10/02/07 03:53 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Ok so its a farking long story and a fucken angry one at that so if you cbf reading heaps of rando nonsence about some dudes shitty day then click back on your browser.. for those that wanna continue dont say i didnt warn jo0.

First of all im Aussie and i know most of you lot are yanks so im not sure if the laws are the same but ill explain as i go... ne how...


I ring my dealer last night and say i wanna have a really fucked up night tomorrow night (being tonight) and tell him to drop round 4 tabs of really strong acid. So ne how this bloke has been really reliable in the past and has some really quality gear for me . Im an honest buyer i always purchase regularly but i expect delivery asap i always tip my dealer at least $10 on top of my order usually more .. I do this out of respect as i know the risks involved with the job and i support there business so to speak...

Ne how he cam around this morning with 2 tabs and said here ya go... and i obviously was fuming i had $120 sitting on my kitchen counter and he hadnt even bought enough drugs over for me ERRR !

So he leaves and say dw 2 will be enough to get u fucked and i know it is but thats not the point i asked for 4 i always tip out of respect shouldnt i get what i fucking order ????!!! ne how he leaves and im here with 2 tabs .. i know most people would be happy with this but i have had alot of emotional issues lately and wanted a really big night on acid to get back in touch with every thing ive felt ive lost recently and ive never tripped badly .

I call him up 3 hrs later and say mate given our history my tipping etc i think its fair u get ur arse in ur car and u drive the 15 lousy minutes over here and give me what i want and take ur fucking money.

He tells me he cant cause hes been drinking so i have to ride my bike round ? ffs he fucked up the order now i have to ride my bike ( FOR CLARIFICATION IM NOT A KID I CANT DRIVE AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE I RAN OVER A FUCKING PEDESTRIAN AND HAVE HAD ISSUES SINCE _).

Im about 3/4 of the way there and im passing through one of the worst black neighbourhoods in nrth AUSTRALIA and dont get me wrong im not racist in any way but i put a lot of work into looking after others and helping others who ever i may cross paths with you know ? And not 1 asshole in the whole community helped me today so not cool i was not happy . Ne how these cops are sorting out these 2 black kids and i ride past. The cops deter from them and threaten me with a $75 fine for not wearing a helmet. I said to the cop i havnt fkn riden a bike in 6 years mate ... i am only riding a bike cause i cant get behind the wheel. You can shove your fucken fine up your ass. You expect me to walk 19 kms( about 24miles ) back home ? ne how i keep walking he decides against the fine (im dialing on 1 tab btw talking to this fool lol ) and i walk all the way carying my fkn bike to my mates street and he calls and says dont come to the house ill meet you .he meets me on the side of the road i get in his car i give him the other $60 and he gives me a folded up piece of paper . i get out of the car he leaves i open the paper and there is 'nothing'.

FUCK !@!#@#!@

I Ring the cnt strait away and he tells me he truthfully hasnt tried to rip me off . where looking through his car and all over the side of the road for an hour . Then he tells me oh well too bad i guess ... I lose it at this stage and tell him calmly that i didnt come all this fucking way and go through all this shit to go home with nothing . So i jump in his car and head back to his and leave my bike on the side of the road in a dodgy black neighbourhood . he gives me 2 more tabs and says that i owe hime $30 we call it even.... (yer right pfft ) drops me back on the side of the road where i left my bike and leaves.

LOW AND FUCKING BEHOLD MY DAY GETS BETTER !!! SOME BLACK MOTHER FUCKER IS RIDING MY BIKE ABOUT 50 M UP THE RD, I chase out to the cnt and run after him but he just rides off. now i have one hell of a fucking walk home at least before i owned a fucking bike!.


Well I just got home can u believe it ... it took me 4 1/2 hrs just to get some god damn tabs and it cost me a bike and an altercation with the cops which could have been alot worse...

All in all im happy now ive somoked 3 bowls drunk half a bottle of JagerMeister and now im taking my tabs :P

I hope you all have a great night im off to enjoy mine cause ive fucking earned it !

CHEERS

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OfflineTurntableJunky
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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: cognitiveshift]
    #7476348 - 10/02/07 04:19 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

damn that sucks dude. I hope you have a nice trip man.


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: cognitiveshift]
    #7476351 - 10/02/07 04:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

wow, hard to believe it was acid and not crack :smile:


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Offlinecognitiveshift
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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: Mitchnast]
    #7476359 - 10/02/07 04:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

lol try that !


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: cognitiveshift]
    #7476367 - 10/02/07 04:37 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

lol, thats one hell of a day. Im guessing you arent paying him that 30 dollars.


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: sublimistri]
    #7476431 - 10/02/07 05:38 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

dude u should be greatfull, atleast you can get cid, i live in the uk and well its gold dust, none about


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: Jack86]
    #7476572 - 10/02/07 07:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i hate those fucking huge missions to get drugs, fuck, but its all worth it in the end...


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: cognitiveshift]
    #7476577 - 10/02/07 07:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

wow, i didnt know there were black people in australia :grin:


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: Locus]
    #7476671 - 10/02/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Damn abo's, motherfuckers do anything to get at the white man  :lol:


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #7476683 - 10/02/07 08:39 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

the_notorious said:
Damn abo's, motherfuckers do anything to get at the white man  :lol:




fair enough


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7476688 - 10/02/07 08:42 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Psilobuds said:
Quote:

the_notorious said:
Damn abo's, motherfuckers do anything to get at the white man  :lol:




fair enough




Nah, im friends with about 5 aboriginals, all good people. Ive also met some extremely fucked up ones too, but i spose the same can be said about any race.


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7476694 - 10/02/07 08:45 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Psilobuds said:
i hate those fucking huge missions to get drugs,




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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7476813 - 10/02/07 09:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Wow. Redonkulous.


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: circularvortex]
    #7476830 - 10/02/07 09:53 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I cried.


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: cognitiveshift]
    #7476962 - 10/02/07 10:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

leaving your bike on the side of the road in the ghetto, and expecting it to be there when you got back was your bad.
If i saw an unclaimed bike just sitting in the street with nobody around to claim it, i'd probly take it too.


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #7476971 - 10/02/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

the_notorious said:
Damn abo's, motherfuckers do anything to get at the white man  :lol:




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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: cognitiveshift]
    #7477167 - 10/02/07 11:41 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You paid 30 bucks for two hits? Holy hell.


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: cognitiveshift]
    #7477178 - 10/02/07 11:46 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You sir, are a much more dedicated drug user than I am.

I wouldn't have gone through half that shit.


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: DNKYD]
    #7477294 - 10/02/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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You paid 30 bucks for two hits? Holy hell.




That would be $60 for the original two that disappeared and another $30 for the two that he actually got making it $45 a hit, if I'm not mistaken.

You ran over a pedestrian? Did he die?


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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: DNKYD]
    #7477416 - 10/02/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
You paid 30 bucks for two hits? Holy hell.




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Re: WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #7477438 - 10/02/07 01:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

haha your dealer sucks.


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