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OfflineCrystal G
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I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail
    #7475510 - 10/01/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Greetings people of The Shroomery,
My roommate is still in jail and looks like he will be there for a while, and I am running out of things to write to him. Save me the "Tell him I'm sorry he's in jail" crap, I'm sure he wants to hear some good stories from you guys.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Crystal G]
    #7475513 - 10/01/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Fictional pieces?


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Crystal G]
    #7475520 - 10/01/07 09:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Dear guy,

Your friend Crystal is fucking nuts and schizoid, but I'd totally do her.

Love,

Randal


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7475572 - 10/01/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

schizoid is the best mental disorder there is seriously


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Crystal G]
    #7475577 - 10/01/07 09:22 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My favorite is Dissociative Identity Disorder


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7475596 - 10/01/07 09:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I dont know... Assuming he has no idea what the shroomery is, or anyone here... If i were him... And I got a letter from you... And it was some random stuff from random people... and not really from you.. I probably wouldnt read the letter :/. Or be a little disappointed.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: sublimistri]
    #7475669 - 10/01/07 09:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

can you give us a little back story about your room mate? it's hard to write to random people in prison when you don't even know why they're there, or why they might want a letter from someone on an internet forum. is he a shroomery member?


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Psilocin Dreams]
    #7475676 - 10/01/07 09:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

just send him muppets necrophilia story.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7475682 - 10/01/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Hyper_Panda_GO said:
My favorite is Dissociative Identity Disorder




I've known people with this disorder and they are all retarded (not literally, but you know, gigantic pussies)... i mean considering this ailment is really a prototype of fear.

but yes hyper panda i would love to hear your made up story about your latest sexual encounter. inquisitive minds would like to hear.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7475878 - 10/01/07 11:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

YawningAnus said:
just send him muppets necrophilia story.




link?

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Psilocin Dreams said:
can you give us a little back story about your room mate? it's hard to write to random people in prison when you don't even know why they're there, or why they might want a letter from someone on an internet forum. is he a shroomery member?




In return my roommate writes me shitty poems and stories about flinging poo to his cellmates. I believe this is the proper course of action.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Crystal G]
    #7475994 - 10/01/07 11:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
In return my roommate writes me shitty poems and stories about flinging poo to his cellmates. I believe this is the proper course of action.




Well in that case I guess I take back what I said above.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Crystal G]
    #7476019 - 10/01/07 11:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

How about, some soap on a rope. :wink:


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Crystal G]
    #7476021 - 10/01/07 11:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Dear ______,

Good job landing your ass in jail. If you'd like I could send you a wig and a make up kit so you fit in amongst the other bitches up there. Have fun/enjoy getting your asshole torn to shreds by rabid niggers.

Much love,

Matt


So what was he locked up for anyway? Also is jail the same as it is here in the states (like county jail) or is jail there the equivalent of prison here? If he's in a county type lock up then thats a walk in the park.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #7476089 - 10/02/07 12:39 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hes still being detained in jail for violating his parole too many times because he's fucking stupid and keeps stealing opes from the pharm and being a greedy shadyass bitch about it. his bail is around $150K right now just because of drugs (and this is in california okay), so we are thinking he will do a minimum of probation to a maximum of 9 years.

his public defense lawyer is--get this--going to use the "this is a kid who doesnt deserve to be in jail" defense. :rofl: fuck man, my roommie's totally gonna lose. even i can come up with a better case than that. yea, so we WERE originally thinking he would do probation or something. but 6 months to 2 years sounds about right; if hits sentence is above 1 year then by judicial law that would make it state penitentiary.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Crystal G]
    #7476116 - 10/02/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: antiPock]
    #7476205 - 10/02/07 01:58 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Dear _____

Thats sucks that your in jail, Lets hope you dont have butterfingers. Anyways Im thinking maybe if you shiv someone, fuck someone, or trade a pack of ciggeretes someone will smuggle some of those opiates you love so much for you.

Nighty night keep your brown eye tight,
Some dude from the shroomery.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: Hakim0777]
    #7476210 - 10/02/07 02:02 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

P.S. I recommend sleeping on your back.


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Re: I am giving you all a chance to submit a piece of writing to my friend in jail [Re: antiPock]
    #7476211 - 10/02/07 02:02 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

antiPock said:
touching story about a glory hole:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7441329#7441329




Wow, holy shit


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