Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
InvisibleClean
the lense
Male User Gallery

Registered: 05/11/03
Posts: 2,374
Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America
    #7472444 - 09/30/07 11:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:


STOP DROP AND ROLL
DOES NOT WORK
IN HELL





Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/04/05
Posts: 7,152
Loc: Time and Space
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: Clean]
    #7472449 - 09/30/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LOL :grin:

But that's exactly what WILL get you out of hell!


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleClean
the lense
Male User Gallery

Registered: 05/11/03
Posts: 2,374
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7472462 - 09/30/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i'm picturing the devil personally cranking the handle on a giant rotisserie of souls. smells like the inside of an interstate truckstop.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleGnuBobo
Frilly Cuffs Extraordinaire
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/17/04
Posts: 43,754
Loc: Charisma
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: Clean]
    #7479574 - 10/03/07 02:21 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A farmer along the interstate I drive through now and again has a giant sign that says, "GOD IS PRO-LIFE. ARE YOU?"


--------------------
Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineethnoguy
"Raper of Mother Nature"
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/03/07
Posts: 3,915
Loc: your momma's house
Last seen: 10 years, 9 months
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7487048 - 10/05/07 12:41 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

And I have a sign on my car- "IT TOOK THE PASTOR HOW LONG TO COME UP WITH THIS DUMB SHIT?":mad:

EG


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineJacquesCousteau
Being.
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/10/03
Posts: 7,825
Loc: Everywhere, Everytime.
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: ethnoguy]
    #7491345 - 10/06/07 01:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ethnoguy said:
And I have a sign on my car- "IT TOOK THE PASTOR HOW LONG TO COME UP WITH THIS DUMB SHIT?":mad:

EG




Atleast the ones on the church signs are sometimes funny. :rolleyes:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleThorA
Anti-Theist OVERLORD
Male User Gallery


Registered: 08/12/98
Posts: 10,017
Loc: Iceland Flag
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: Clean]
    #7507716 - 10/11/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The church is always a leader in how to control people, nothing more powerful than fear :heart:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAlteredAgain
Visual Alchemist
 User Gallery


Registered: 04/27/06
Posts: 11,181
Loc: Solar Circuit
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: Thor]
    #7507966 - 10/11/07 07:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

courage.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMiddlemanM

Registered: 07/11/99
Posts: 8,399
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: Thor]
    #7507974 - 10/11/07 07:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Nothing more disempowering than fear...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSeussA
Error: divide byzero


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 04/27/01
Posts: 23,480
Loc: Caribbean
Last seen: 2 months, 20 days
Re: Spotted on a road-side church sign, somewhere in the heartland of America [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7512814 - 10/13/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

> GOD IS PRO-LIFE.

I guess that explains why people die.

> ARE YOU?

Nope, I gave up Godhood long ago.


--------------------
Just another spore in the wind.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* What religion are you?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )
undecided 23,189 122 12/25/22 07:38 PM
by LogicaL Chaos
* Heaven is coming to earth *the sequel*
( 1 2 3 4 ... 51 52 )
zorbman 178,039 1,020 03/15/18 06:53 PM
by BrendanFlock
* Bible on Hell ScriabinAnime 932 15 04/03/18 11:36 AM
by mitmitice1
* Freaking out squares, is a HIPPIE SACRAMENT!
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
RoseM 14,631 112 12/21/05 06:08 AM
by Heru_sa_Aset
* Mayan Galactic Signature DB.....
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
vampirism 39,228 113 04/21/05 04:06 AM
by emptywisdom
* PLEASE, I NEED SOME IMMEDIATE FEEDBACK!
( 1 2 3 4 all )
MarkostheGnostic 3,667 62 11/13/09 08:51 PM
by TacticalBongRip
* The Next Christianity spud 5,640 16 01/30/06 03:54 PM
by Gliders
* Gog, Magog and the Kingdom of the Khazars - Part I MAIA 2,003 2 07/18/06 10:36 AM
by MAIA

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Middleman, Shroomism, Rose, Kickle, yogabunny, DividedQuantum
1,297 topic views. 0 members, 6 guests and 2 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 14 queries.