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Golden Rules for buying Green
#7470743 - 09/30/07 02:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is for all you newbie stoners out there who keep posting the "I got skimped" threads. Back in '03 an '04 i had a great dealer but he turned into a junkie. Miss that dude. I'l crack a beer to him as i write this.
Rule No.1 Do not pay in advance. Not for a day or even 5 minutes. Do not pay someone before they "run inside to get the bag." Not even to be polite, thats not professional. Do not pull money out of your pocket before you have what you want in your hand, have smelled, and examined for weight and quality.
Rule No.2 You are being profiled The first few times with a new dealer is important for you to see if he's any good. He's also seing what kind of customer you are. Never take a skimped bag, or all ur bags will be off. Never except a bag with seeds and stems, or you will be the one he sells his scraps to. Never ask for a price reduction/haggle unless you are prepared to turn him away. Or this dealer will see you will always pay full price after you are done complaining.
Rule No.3 The buyer brings the scale If you're meeting some where, the dealer wieghed it before he got to you. He's not your mom. He doesn't feel like carrying around extra paraphenalia to suit your needs. SOO do yourself a favor and invest 20 bucks in a cheap pocket scale. Go cheap if you plan on taking it out with you on buys, you may need to ditch it in the future.
Rule No.4 Find a regular dealer, and buy on a regular basis. Do you want to know how to piss a dealer off? Hit him up 5 or 10 times a week for piddly little sacks. Even better yet, show up with a car load of your wigger friends. If you buy your stuff on a regular schedule at a regular amount, this dealer has your shit set aside for you. He likes you. You're convenient, profitable, and easy to work with. He may even start saying things like "i threw in a couple grams extra" or "hey man, try some of this shit, i'l throw in a sample" ect. He wants ur buisness. Most importantly a dealer with a regular inventory is doing buisness right.
Rule No.5 Do not meet with people in parking lots You wan't a guy you can meet at their house, or they can swing by your house. These meetings should last 30 minutes or so. The guy you meet in the parking lot or some place for 5 minutes is an idiot. stay away from him.
It's hard to get a scale to wiegh accurate in a car, theres not many level surfaces. There is a sense of pressure, you may make mistakes. Most importantly, you're gonna get busted doing this!
Rule No.6 Always bring a good dealer buisness. Don't introduce him to every stoner. Introduce him to one or two of your friends who are smart customers. Ask the guy first, they tend to be paranoid. Have him swing by your place, ur friend and the dealer can feel each other out. Maybe even exchange numbers.
**Also, once in a while offer your dealer a beer or plate of food or something when he swings by on his bi weekly visit. Something as simple as "Hey man you gotta try a pack of these new papers" A small gesture of familiartiy will relax his parnoid nature.
So what's the bottom line of all this? It's a filter process. Don't waste time and money on lousy dealers. Go without weed until you find a good connect. If you can't go without weed, your gonna being raped by any dealer who know's his trade.
Feel free to add some rules.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7470796 - 09/30/07 03:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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very nice
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7470800 - 09/30/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pretty good info for a newbie, though I diagree on some points. All my dealers never use scales. An 1/8th is an 1/8th is an 1/8th. The way to piss a dealer off it telling them that they cheated you, be cautious about it. Some dealers will not use scales even if you ask them to, so know what you're getting and have a good eye to measure things out. Although I agree about not meeting in parking lots if your dealer won't meet you anywhere else or it is convenient, then keep the bags low and don't meet too regularly.
Another rule also, never tell a dealer how much you are willing to spend. Get their lowest price, and never tell them how much you're packing. Once you know the cost, then don't bring any more than that in your wallet.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: confusion]
#7470893 - 09/30/07 03:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Some dealers will not use scales even if you ask them to,
refer to rule 3
aside from that, i agree with ya.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7470903 - 09/30/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Never get high off your own supply?
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Jadian]
#7470913 - 09/30/07 03:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jadian said: Never get high off your own supply?
This is about BUYING not selling.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7470925 - 09/30/07 03:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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make sure the dealer is credible background check him talk to his costumers make sure his weed is good and make sure he is reliable
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: meatcakeman]
#7470976 - 09/30/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Rules for mushroom growing should go something like this
Rule 1- Dont talk about growing mush
Rule 2- Dont talk about growing mush
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7471017 - 09/30/07 04:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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moon_glue said:
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Jadian said: Never get high off your own supply?
This is about BUYING not selling.
Oh right my bad, the gangsta in me got confused.
Well then my rule is get stoned with your dealer. You'll be 100% more likely to smoke some of his best personal shit because he'll probably throw down some if you roll a joint or something.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7473001 - 10/01/07 06:45 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think you got most of it right. It's wrong though that you shouldn't meet him somewhere besides a house. Dealers don't want to stick around for 10 minutes let alone 30. They need to be somewhere, they got a bunch of people leaving voice messages on their phones, and they have to drive all over.
But the most important thing you did mention. That is, don't buy skimpy sacks of cannabis. If you are the type of person that I used to be, buying dime bags once or twice a week, you're going to get burned, and your dealer is probably not that professional.
Buy your weed in larger amounts, quarters, zips. Save your money, you will find that that quarter you had patience for weighs alot more than 4 of those tiny little bags you would buy somewhere else.
Another plus about this is selection. With better dealers, you get more opportunity to get some more exotic strains that you will have to pay a bit more for, but you wouldn't have the opportunity otherwise.
Never ever ever give the dealer money before you have the weed in your hand! Ever!
If your dealer ever rips you off, like more than a gram, or you find he's dishonest, unless you have a personal relationship with them, don't even bother haggling, find a new dealer. Even if he hooks you up fatter, he will resent you.Just make sure that whenever you call someone up for weed when you find a new connection, always ask on the phone " does it weigh out?". Just ask, and then you'll have a better chance from then on. But if a dealer gets caught giving you sack that doesn't weigh out, it won't be good from then on.
Always offer to smoke your dealer out. Your dealer will probably appreciate it alot, and you'll have the opportunity to make more connects, plus he will probably be much more likely to stick in an extra nug or match a bowl/joint whatever.
If your dealer doesn't answer your messages, don't give up be patient. But if he doesn't answer at all, and you have to nag him, or he gets an attitude with you, get a new dealer.
Remember that selling cannabis is a black market trade, and it's not regulated. Some dealers use intimidation so that they can deal what they want and get the upper hand. Don't let them push you around. If someone treats you that way, get a new dealer.
Don't support street junkies and people that look like they are a "gangsta". You're only making things harder on yourself and others. These people are a dime a dozen.
Don't get too personal. Remember, this is business, and a dealer will feel awkward if you try to buddy buddy too much. He can't give everyone the same greater than normal hook up. Unfortunately, everyone wants this.
Meeting with a dealer in a parking lot at safeway is not even an issue, as long as you don't make the interaction in the parking lot. Go for a ride, smoke him out check out the bag hand him the money and wave goodbye.
can't think of a whole lot else right now.
Edited by jonathan_206 (10/01/07 06:52 AM)
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I buy my large quantities at a gas station, I pop my hood and look around under my hood until he shows up, we act like we're fucking with my car and make the exchange.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Rustifer]
#7473165 - 10/01/07 08:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dealers don't want to stick around for 10 minutes let alone 30. They need to be somewhere, they got a bunch of people leaving voice messages on their phones, and they have to drive all over.
that's a hot dealer. stay away from him. especially if you have a project in your closet. Quick in and out traffic is baddddd.
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Don't support street junkies and people that look like they are a "gangsta". You're only making things harder on yourself and others. These people are a dime a dozen.
yeah, they have no clue how to run a buisness. they know how to talk and dress. thats it.
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Don't get too personal. Remember, this is business, and a dealer will feel awkward if you try to buddy buddy too much. He can't give everyone the same greater than normal hook up. Unfortunately, everyone wants this.
i try to show good faith not buddy buddy. always take the time to shoot the shit while you weigh it out. If he's in a rush don't be a pest.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7473203 - 10/01/07 09:18 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Those are some funny rules.
It must suck to deal with people who will try to short you if you dont weigh out every bag in front of them.
I would get angry if every kid I sold a bag weighed it out in my fucking living room.
I dont need them acting like I have to rip them off to make a $$.
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Lots of dealers do short change customers. It's a matter of trust. I don't mind giving my money, as long as I know I'm getting what I paid for.
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I think one of the biggest rules is become friends with your dealer, don't become his customer. That's the golden rule, the most important rule too. Once you become friends with your dealer, hang out on a regular basis, etc. then you'll end up getting deals and such, like extra couple of .grams
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7473358 - 10/01/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I only buy off people I've been friends w/ first or from clinics. Makes it easier
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Stizzle]
#7473379 - 10/01/07 10:29 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Stizzle said: I only buy off people I've been friends w/ first or from clinics. Makes it easier
Exactly. And safer, you know the person and have built up trust with them.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7473400 - 10/01/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7473494 - 10/01/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do you want to know how to piss a dealer off? Hit him up 5 or 10 times a week for piddly little sacks. Even better yet, show up with a car load of your wigger friends.
OMG did this piss me off when I was selling.
I had this one customer who would literally come by my house 2 or 3 times in a single day just to get a gram every time. This guy didn't seem to realize that he was adding unnecessary traffic to my house, not to mention making me rich by paying the retail gram price every time.
not only that, sometimes he would show up at my door with 2 or 3 random ass people I didn't know. After not letting these people in several times, he eventually got the hint and started leaving them in the car. Which isn't much better, because now I have a car full of stoner-looking kids sitting right outside my place, obviously waiting for drugs.
finally one day, I told him he needed to start planning ahead and just come buy a quarter once a week. I wasn't very gentle in telling him this.
then, he leaves, and proceeds to call me on my cell. He thought he was calling someone else (a mutual friend), but apparently this guy's name was right next to mine in his phone and he actually called me. As soon as I answer, he goes into this tale of how I'm such a prick and that I yelled at him, etc etc...
I let him continue for about 5 minutes before I started cracking up and told him who I was... I didn't say he couldn't come back but he didn't call me for like 3 months after that, probably out of shame...
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7473721 - 10/01/07 12:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Motherfuckin G said: HAHAHAHAHA
of course i get laugh at by a "mother fucking G" throwing up gang signs over a couple dime bags on a table.
these are the people i am warning yo do not buy from.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7473744 - 10/01/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah those are dime bags. And also what does "these are the people i am warning yo do not buy from." mean?
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Maverick]
#7473747 - 10/01/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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DRTMaverick said: I think one of the biggest rules is become friends with your dealer, don't become his customer. That's the golden rule, the most important rule too. Once you become friends with your dealer, hang out on a regular basis, etc. then you'll end up getting deals and such, like extra couple of .grams
it isnt important. a good salesman appreciates smart customers. if he likes doing buisness with you and knows he'l loose it if he gets sloppy, you have the upper hand.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7473759 - 10/01/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Motherfuckin G said: Yeah those are dime bags. And also what does "these are the people i am warning yo do not buy from." mean?
gang signs being thrown with white hands. ya damn wigger! 
i'm not implying you sell, or if that is even you. im just useing it as an example. if your dealer resembles the signature picture, AVOID.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7473764 - 10/01/07 12:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't sell weed, it's all about crack cocaine and codeine. Clown.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7473810 - 10/01/07 12:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Good rules, I would suggest adding the smoke with your dealer when you get a bag from him as a permanent rule, though. Especially if it's a bag like an eigth or bigger.
Becoming friends with a dealer isn't just so you can get an extra gram here or there, either. Dealer's know other dealers. If you're friends with someone and you want something they don't sell, but know where to get, they are going to be a lot more inclined to help you out. Friendship inspires loyalty, too. As it was stated this is a blackmarket trade, and if somebody gets busted they are far less likely to hand over the name of one of their friends than they are one of their customers.
And ya, stay away from Motherfuckin G when you're buying your weed. Those guys are a good way to get busted.
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Yeah cos I'll get you busted some how! WESTSIDE
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Chubba]
#7473830 - 10/01/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah who has 30 minutes to bullshit with a custy dog!
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
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Having all sorts of people come to your house for 3 minutes at a time looks shady. Cops notice that kinda shit. It's a good way to get your house watched.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7473842 - 10/01/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah it's pretty smart to sell weed at your house man.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7473869 - 10/01/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Drugs should be exchanged in private not out in the open. Doing it out of your house without having 20 people going in and out all the time is probably the best bet.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Stizzle]
#7473871 - 10/01/07 12:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah but I prefer standing outside of my house in the street for 20 minutes while people just come by!@
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Maverick]
#7473872 - 10/01/07 12:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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DRTMaverick said: I think one of the biggest rules is become friends with your dealer, don't become his customer. That's the golden rule, the most important rule too. Once you become friends with your dealer, hang out on a regular basis, etc. then you'll end up getting deals and such, like extra couple of .grams
Yep that's how mine was back in Fl. Actually a friend of mine used to go to him but I never went. So for about a month or so every time I took my friend to get weed I'd stay in the car until one day the guy told my friend to bring me up. He instantly liked me and after my friend moved away we kept in touch. I'd go over just to hang sometimes and he was really cool about everything. He was the first person I ever bought weed from and the only thus far so I've never had a bad experience yet with a dealer.
Thanks for those rules though. My guy always had a scale right there and he always showed me how much he was giving me, although at the time I didn't understand why (Yep..I was a noob to the whole 'buying' thing) I guess I always see the best in people so I always thought they'd be honest, reading this post now I know better lol.
Down here in Mississippi however I've noticed alot of parking lot sells. I haven't smoked since I've been back but my friend at my old school does alot and it's usually a drive up, pay, and leave type thing.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7473932 - 10/01/07 01:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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moon_glue said: Rule No.3 The buyer brings the scale If you're meeting some where, the dealer wieghed it before he got to you. He's not your mom. He doesn't feel like carrying around extra paraphenalia to suit your needs. SOO do yourself a favor and invest 20 bucks in a cheap pocket scale. Go cheap if you plan on taking it out with you on buys, you may need to ditch it in the future.
Aside from this advice, I like your rules!
Don't bring a scale with you anywhere. It won't look good if you get busted.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7473933 - 10/01/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Motherfuckin G said: Yeah it's pretty smart to sell weed at your house man.
I always went back and forth between delivery and selling out of the house, but I finally settled on the house.
mostly because I was lazy, but also because the vast majority of people I knew who got popped it was while they were in their car.
I think you are a lot more vulnerable in a car on the road than sitting in your house. Police need a warrant to search your house but they can search your car for any reason. Really, police can set you up either way, but its a lot easier for them if you deliver.
The only thing that sucks about the house dealing is that you are exposed. neighbors see traffic, and that can lead to a pop. Also, you could get robbed. I prevented the robbery thing by always making sure I knew where all my customers lived. If they know where I live, its only fair. That tends to prevent customers from getting shady on you.
as far as traffic, I always kept it between certain hours (never between 9 and 5, or after midnight), and I made people stay and chill at least 15 minutes. They can't bust you just because you have people over in the evenings to hang out and play xbox!
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: wps]
#7473940 - 10/01/07 01:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Being on foot/bike is best. well IN my experience, I've never been caught with weed.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7474014 - 10/01/07 01:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have to say that it is common here to meet people for exchanges. This only happens when business has already been discussed and only an exchange is being made. Meetings are necessary when certain circumstances require that an exchange not take place at their residence or the dealer's.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7474144 - 10/01/07 02:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote: Dealers don't want to stick around for 10 minutes let alone 30. They need to be somewhere, they got a bunch of people leaving voice messages on their phones, and they have to drive all over.
that's a hot dealer. stay away from him. especially if you have a project in your closet. Quick in and out traffic is baddddd.
You're right it is bad if you're selling out of your house. But most dealers I think don't deal out of thier house. And when you drive around in a car, it can take a good 15-30 min just to get somewhere. They don't have the joy of having everyone live within a few miles of each other.
My opinion is that dealing out of a home is something I might do for long time customers I have built a relationship with. But there are reasons I would generally want to deal out of a car.
1. For one, if your house gets raided, then not only will you go to jail and your weed and money be gone but your belongings will be gone too.
2. It's human nature for people to not keep a secret. A moving target is alot harder to hit. If you deliver, and you meet the wrong people, it's easier just to not accept their calls anymore and be done with it. There's always the chance you can get busted, but generally in a car I feel personally it's safer.
3. You have a lot better chance of being robbed. If people know you're a dealer, theres a big chance your house can get robbed when you're not there.
4. Even if you have people stay for 30 minutes, your house may become known as the party house, and you may draw unwanted suspision. A lot of people are peeping toms.
5. Do you really want a bunch of people in your house all the time? I for one like my privacy. I don't want customers to know where I live.
6. dealing out of your house forces you to be ready to entertain guests to a degree. Dealing from a car, you can pick and choose who you want to socialize with, and you're able to say pass when you're not in the mood, or you have some mess in your house, or you just don't feel like people being in your house.
7. If I'm a dealer, I don't want to feel obligated to be everybody's friend. Just because I sell you some herb does not mean we are meant to be friends for life. This is business, and both parties should show courtesy, maturity, friendliness etc. but I do not make friends with people just because they use cannabis. So many different people use cannabis.
Edited by jonathan_206 (10/01/07 02:01 PM)
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wps
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1. For one, if your house gets raided, then not only will you go to jail and your weed and money be gone but your belongings will be gone too.
thats not true. I've never heard of cops raiding a place and hauling some dealer's big screen TV off... they just take the evidence, ie drugs, money, and paraphenalia.
Also, if you are in a car, and you get popped with a felony amount, THEY WILL CONFISCATE YOUR CAR. And probably auction it off to some other ghetto drug dealer
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: wps]
#7474689 - 10/01/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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You may be right wps, I will have to look more into it, but from what I've heard they have confiscated a lot more than just evidence.
Cars definitely do get confiscated. But that brings it back to the previous point. If they would confiscate your car, why wouldn't they confiscate other belonging too?
There's an easy way to help not get busted for a felony . Just keep all the herb in one bag.
Edited by jonathan_206 (10/01/07 04:59 PM)
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7474870 - 10/01/07 06:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't agree with having to smoke you dealer up. I know this guy who everytime you buy from him he tries to make you throw down like half your weed with him just so you have to come back sooner and buy more. Why feel obligated to smoke up the person who is banking off you?
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uh fuck smoking the dealer up....if anything the dealer should smoke u up.
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I agree. It's fine and all to smoke your dealer up, but you shouldn't feel obligated to do so.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: trendal]
#7474965 - 10/01/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well it depends on how much your buying weather you should smoke your dealer up or not. I mean if your only buying a 10 or 20 sack then you shouldn't have to, but if your buying like over an eighth then it can't hurt to have a little toke with him
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: blunt master]
#7475005 - 10/01/07 06:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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why do you think the buyer should smoke up the dealer? thats retarded.
you are bringing him business.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7475006 - 10/01/07 06:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I love the rules.
I have a pretty bad problem with my connections right now. Does anyone have any advice on how to find a new hook up and break the ice? My current dealer doesn't rip me off...I get pretty good sacks...but honestly I just hate the guy. Hes a little cock sucker. And hes not reliable at all. If I want weed on a friday its like a 40% chance he will be able to get it to me.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: blunt master]
#7475017 - 10/01/07 06:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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blunt master said: Well it depends on how much your buying weather you should smoke your dealer up or not. I mean if your only buying a 10 or 20 sack then you shouldn't have to, but if your buying like over an eighth then it can't hurt to have a little toke with him
I don't agree with that. Your buying weed from him. If he really wants to get stoned he should have plenty of weed to do it himself. Or if he wants to smoke together that weed should be free. It would be pretty crappy to make someone pay for weed and then smoke some of it...
-------------------- "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
Edited by aDoS (10/01/07 06:36 PM)
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7475037 - 10/01/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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If your a first time stoner, this rules are a MUST! I can't say it any better but as he said be polite, be smart, and remember when it comes to drug dealers, you get out what you put in.
Be a dumbass and you'll get a dumbass. Be a wise buyer and you'll get a wise dealer.
No you don't have to smoke him out everytime you buy shit, but at least offer its POLITE!
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Edited by 2FiNiTe (10/01/07 06:42 PM)
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: aDoS]
#7475044 - 10/01/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ok, maybe making it one of the golden rules was a bit too far. I'm just saying if you're trying to make nice with a dealer it doesn't hurt to offer to smoke a bowl with him. Whenever I do that with my dealers they pack a bowl too.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7475045 - 10/01/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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This was useful in a way. The next gen's will learn much moonie. Thanks!
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7475046 - 10/01/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Usually my dealer and I just matched a bowl
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: aDoS]
#7475061 - 10/01/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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aDoS said: I love the rules.
I have a pretty bad problem with my connections right now. Does anyone have any advice on how to find a new hook up and break the ice? My current dealer doesn't rip me off...I get pretty good sacks...but honestly I just hate the guy. Hes a little cock sucker. And hes not reliable at all. If I want weed on a friday its like a 40% chance he will be able to get it to me.
I've become an expert profiler after selling and buying drugs for so many years. I'm only a buyer now but I still retain the skills and they can be very useful. Your gonna know whos fucked up and whos not, the trick is getting your chance to slip a "hey man u got any to sell" I find its best to NOT start the conversation with this, and this should never be your first conversation. Be a sly fucker! Make friends with the guy that looks stoned or w/e high your looking for, get to know him long before you ask him to buy drugs. Its not hard it just takes a little time and patiences, drug users are EVERYWHERE they are easy to find you just gotta know how to slip your way into a good connection.
Almost all my good connections haven't come from other dealers or other friends that do shit with me, they've came from work, from some other young guy at the pharmacy looking wayyy too happy to be picking up something he "needs". You get the idea, just follow your gut.
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Edited by 2FiNiTe (10/01/07 06:49 PM)
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PeterGriffin467 said: I don't agree with having to smoke you dealer up. I know this guy who everytime you buy from him he tries to make you throw down like half your weed with him just so you have to come back sooner and buy more. Why feel obligated to smoke up the person who is banking off you?
that's whack
When I was a dealer, I would always be ANNOYED when people would smoke me out with the sack I just sold them.
I mean, its the same weed I have. If I wanted some, I'd smoke my own. At that time, my weed was free. Why would I want to smoke someone's weed when I know damn well they just paid out the ass for it?
Plus, when I was heavy in the business, I had people comin over all the time! If every single one of those people smoked me out, I would never have been sober. Plus, sometimes I just want to do the deal and go about my business. I don't have time for a smoke session every time I sell a bag.
now, if someone had weed from somewhere else that was super nice, I was usually interested in checking it out. Variety is a good thing.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7475233 - 10/01/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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My friend delivers it to me at work, or at home or wherever is close. No I do not pay in advance, I wouldnt matter anyway I hangout with him anyway. My peeps are cool as fuck! Damn I need another bowl of chronic.
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7475266 - 10/01/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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2FiNiTe said: If your a first time stoner, this rules are a MUST! I can't say it any better but as he said be polite, be smart, and remember when it comes to drug dealers, you get out what you put in.
Be a dumbass and you'll get a dumbass. Be a wise buyer and you'll get a wise dealer.
No you don't have to smoke him out everytime you buy shit, but at least offer its POLITE!
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: moon_glue]
#7475352 - 10/01/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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golden rules? pay in large notes, and have the exact amount of money
as most people i may have hooked up one or two people in my time, and there is always one little stoner who wants to buy and tries to pay half of it in coins. hell even if you wouldn't mind coins they always try to cheap out 2 or 3€. It's just ridiculous, count your money twice before putting it in a place seperate to the rest of your money, that is easily accessible.
as for meeting at home: if i was a dealer i'd only allow friends to buy from me at my house, people who'd be around anyway. Anyone else i'd meet them somewhere, handshake-exhange, walk a lil bit, handshake-money, goodbye.
Bringing a scale to a dealer seems like an insult. If you can't eyeball the weight, it's your own fault, doesn't give you an excuse to bring attention to your dealer. Weigh it when you get home, see what sort of deal it was, and judge from there if you want to buy from that dealer again or not
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Re: Golden Rules for buying Green [Re: SapphireCat]
#7475521 - 10/01/07 09:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck yea! I payed a $100 dollar bag with a $100 note.. he loved it!! he thought I was totally gangstar! yea...i might as well be.
Edited by Skunk420 (10/01/07 09:41 PM)
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