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Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman!
    #7468936 - 09/30/07 12:58 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

a fucking hot woman.


that is all.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7468937 - 09/30/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

+10 points for the reference... -2 for not screwing a very ugly man instead.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7468939 - 09/30/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Word!!!


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7468945 - 09/30/07 01:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i dont like ringing bells when i bang chicks cause then people tend to for get why im ringin them


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Konnrade]
    #7468952 - 09/30/07 01:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Konnrade said:
+10 points for the reference... -2 for not screwing a very ugly man instead.




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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7469039 - 09/30/07 02:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
a fucking hot woman.


that is all.




I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7469052 - 09/30/07 02:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast




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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Helixx]
    #7469057 - 09/30/07 02:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Leela is ugly and annoying and totally made me hate Futurama for awhile until I realized the brilliance that is Fry, Zoidberg, and Zapp Branigan :laugh:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7469060 - 09/30/07 02:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You don't think she's cute even with two eyes?


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Helixx]
    #7469062 - 09/30/07 02:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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You don't think she's cute even with two eyes?




Good lord no, the purple hair, fashion choices, and horrid "Me Me Me" whiny bitch personality she exhibits completely turns me off.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7469064 - 09/30/07 02:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ok wait now, did you ever wanna fuck peg from marryed with children ? well if ya did then your gonna wanna fuck her voice into a young alien hybred


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7469065 - 09/30/07 02:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ok wait now, did you ever wanna fuck peg from marryed with children ? well if ya did then your gonna wanna fuck her voice into a young alien hybred if i had my way id bring that one eyed freak to bed with me and my chick lol


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #7469072 - 09/30/07 03:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Peg and Leela are two separate entities entirely. Peg is a hot sex crazed milf. Leela is annoying self-obsessed mutant with a lousy body (Leela isn't very proportioned if you catch me)

I would break Peg into two and bring out all my secret weapons... vibrating harry potter wands, micro machines, a 34 inch baseball bat, and a horse named satisfaction.

I would break Leela into two or more pieces until she stopped moving and talking.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7469424 - 09/30/07 08:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

huzzah.. even the morning after i feel elated. this is the same girl that i posted the "every weekend, i fall in love" thread about. she's way fucking attractive, i rocked her world and counted at least 7, and all is as it should be.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7469539 - 09/30/07 08:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Good for you!

:cheers:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7469580 - 09/30/07 09:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I hope she liked your tighty-whities.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7469631 - 09/30/07 09:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

unfortunately, i was not sporting the tighty-wighties or any other small bikini brief-like underwear yesterday.  just regular ole boxer briefs. 

it is exciting, though i fear i may be a rebound for her.  well see though.  i think i may have hooked her last night.  she seemed to have really enjoyed herself. 

one of my favorite parts was this morning when she was like "i didn't hurt you did i".  "hurt me? what do you mean?"  "well, last night, i don't think i was able to open my mouth wide enough"

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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7469677 - 09/30/07 09:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ahahaha  That's always a good statement to hear.  Boosts the ego and all.  :smirk:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7469715 - 09/30/07 09:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Congratulations !  You are now a man! :thumbup::grin:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: gcdc14]
    #7470045 - 09/30/07 11:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

'Bout damn time you got laid!


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: mushbaby]
    #7470138 - 09/30/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha... you're telling me! after a fucking 5 or 6 month dry spell, it was a welcome change.

and i've totally still got it.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7471062 - 09/30/07 04:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: mushbaby]
    #7471100 - 09/30/07 04:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You were protected for your sake and hers I assume. No expensive abortion costs or paternity suits in your future I hope. Glad it was pleasant all around...an understatement I know... oooh :heart:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7471102 - 09/30/07 04:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

leela,its real velure
just let yourself go


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7471150 - 09/30/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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You were protected for your sake and hers I assume. No expensive abortion costs or paternity suits in your future I hope. Glad it was pleasant all around...an understatement I know... oooh :heart:




Hooray for the morning after pill!


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: jewunit]
    #7471159 - 09/30/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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You were protected for your sake and hers I assume. No expensive abortion costs or paternity suits in your future I hope. Glad it was pleasant all around...an understatement I know... oooh :heart:




Hooray for the 2nd trimester push down the stairs!




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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7471162 - 09/30/07 05:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:coathanger:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: jewunit]
    #7471167 - 09/30/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you had snusnu


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: jewunit]
    #7471170 - 09/30/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hey, you took my advice.. you showed her your cock.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: InsaneMaryJane]
    #7471239 - 09/30/07 05:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Pics or it didn't happen.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: mushbaby]
    #7471248 - 09/30/07 05:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Are you the ninja in the sig? Lol.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: notapillow]
    #7471251 - 09/30/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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you had snusnu




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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7472667 - 10/01/07 01:25 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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jewunit said:
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MyInnerChild said:
You were protected for your sake and hers I assume. No expensive abortion costs or paternity suits in your future I hope. Glad it was pleasant all around...an understatement I know... oooh :heart:




Hooray for the 2nd trimester push down the stairs!







I heard "OINK" from this...did you guys hear it too? jj


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: jewunit]
    #7472672 - 10/01/07 01:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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jewunit said:
:coathanger:



the morning after pill was a decent answer...can't say the same for this one ha ha ha....not. OOOhhhh chauvinists! She grits her teeth.... :laugh:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7472691 - 10/01/07 01:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yah i got this girl pregnant one time she was like yah if you want ill get it aborted, so i was like sure why not. I asked if she was gunna go to a clinic or what....i couldn't believe this slut said "naw i know some people that can do it"

she was such a mindfuck that one, my head is still twirling about some shit she said/pulled


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7472840 - 10/01/07 03:21 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

One of ex's had an abortion. It wasn't mine though, although the thought of some little gastronomicus's running around doesn't seem too bad


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7472894 - 10/01/07 04:25 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

setting clock for "why dont women stay with me" thread.:boxerface:OoD


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7472939 - 10/01/07 05:19 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Good for u dude, thanks for giving us update on your previous i fall in love thread


I like readng threads like yours.

What you should do is get a camera and post some pictures...


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jalruza]
    #7472969 - 10/01/07 06:06 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ahahaha.. you crazy kids, carrying on in here even when i'm not around.  MyInnerChild, protection was used.  as was KY warming liquid :naughty:.  I play it safe though.  i've had pregnancy scares in the past, not a fun time.

so far as the pics thing, i don't see that happening any time soon.  i certainly don't want my own face recognized, nor would i want to chance her being recognized either.

insaneMJ, she really showed herself my cock.  but regardless, it worked out.

but i'm a bit confused on what's going on.  after i got off work last night, she took a break from studying and we grabbed a coffee, then we went back to her place and fooled around with some mild petting.  she had a huge exam today, so i told her she needed to study for that; then she asked me to stay over, i did, we passed out together, sans-sex.  i didn't mind the no sex thing, i enjoy her company, but things are somewhat confusing to me.  i'm not sure where we stand... are we just fucking around, or does she think we're dating now?  not that i'd mind the latter, but i'd like to at least be on the same page. 

and if it is the latter, then goddamn she works fast.  friday night was the first time we really talked, and she only broke up with her ex like last week.  the ex who still lives in the same apartment, mind you.  made for an awkward morning.  whatevs though, she's hot, smart and i have a great time talking to her, so i'll sit back and play it by ear.

and :lol: OoD.  i think i'll have to be quite a bit more emotionally invested in a girl for that to happen.  but when it does, you've got my back, right?  lol.  you guys are too kind to put up with my silly stories, but i appreciate the lent ears.

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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7473046 - 10/01/07 07:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

and, i'm realizing i don't sleep soundly at all with someone else in the bed. but i've shared a bed the past two nights, and i'm fucking tired as hell. i've got a bit of homework i need to do before class, shouldn't take but an hour, max, but i can't focus at all.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7473053 - 10/01/07 07:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

sharing when your not used to it sucks - i hate when they want to embrace/cuddle etc. for the whole night and all i wanna do is roll over and get comfortable :frown:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: memes]
    #7474936 - 10/01/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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meams said:
sharing when your not used to it sucks - i hate when they want to embrace/cuddle etc. for the whole night and all i wanna do is roll over and get comfortable :frown:




I'm the cuddle-all-night type with hus being the typical "okay, now let me get some sleep" kinda guy. Some chicks don't dig how their guy is So worn out when she's cozy but so psyched still. I picture of all things, an electric chair. Sounds romantic eh? Hear me out tho lol...

When the surge goes out the lights dim in the room. That's what happens when a guy peaks during sex. His system downloads all the energy into the moment and he's SPENT pretty much at least for 1/2 hour after time 1 or 2 and for SURE after time 3.

The chick can picture whatever does it to get her to give him his space and time to recover. Ahhhh...the power of being female. We make em break out in a sweat, consume em and reconstitute em to do it again. YES!

If you don't sweat you're not working hard enough and only that level of exertion makes us peak guys, like it or not. Then you can return to your ideal pace and enjoy. Thanks so much for your understanding. We appreciate it...BIG time. At least we SHOULD appreciate it. I know I do. You gotta tell your guy how much he "hit the spot" so to speak.Personally, I'm not into pain but the pace has to be a drop faster at a few points. If he's too tired, then sunny side up and "weee ha!" One way or another...we gotta have that 'O' or it puts us in a neg. mood and at the risk of sounding selfish I'll quote you something to remember: "ain't momma happy, ain't nobody happy".

So true!
love ya guys! :thumbup: :thanx:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7475280 - 10/01/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

TBR did I read correctly? Her ex-boyfriend is still living in the same apt? Has he seen you yet?

I hope she's not just doing this to make him jealous. If that's not the case then it sounds like you have a girlfriend.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: mushbaby]
    #7475319 - 10/01/07 08:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Tell him to pack his shit and get out.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7475362 - 10/01/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #7475405 - 10/01/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Tell him to pack his shit and get out.




Yep, it's time to regulate.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7476374 - 10/02/07 04:41 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha.. i'm not trying to regulate anything at this stage. we're still just talking with the intermittent sex thrown in there. apparently i'm doing what i can to add to the confusion, seeing as how i held her hand on the way back to the car after we got some beers today. and for the past 3 nights, we've slept at each other's place. but still no real relationship. just potential.

i do like this girl, but i've been pretty good about not being the one to call and ask to hang out. she's done that each time. so that's a good sign.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7476382 - 10/02/07 04:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Make sure you call her sometimes. You want her to know you are interested in her and care to make the effort to see her. Everyone likes feeling wanted.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: mycogirl]
    #7476388 - 10/02/07 04:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, i know. i've been nothing but nice and i compliment her more than i probably should. it's only been 3 or 4 days, which is why i haven't really called her to ask to hang out (that and she seems to beat me to the punch).

i need to stop thinking about it though. what happens, happens. i have other shit to worry about and i know she does too. but it's quite fun.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7476396 - 10/02/07 04:58 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well, best of luck. Go get 'er killer!


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477604 - 10/02/07 02:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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and, i'm realizing i don't sleep soundly at all with someone else in the bed. but i've shared a bed the past two nights, and i'm fucking tired as hell. i've got a bit of homework i need to do before class, shouldn't take but an hour, max, but i can't focus at all.




make that three nights in a row now. i'm tired as hell.

is this weird? it seems weird to me... the fact that we just really met friday, and have since slept in one another's bed each night after that. so i haven't slept soundly, and each morning i've woken up before the sun was up. i think i was up by like 5am this morning. wtf. that's not me. i don't go to sleep until 5am.. let alone waking up then.

however, she looked way fucking sexy in my bed with the pale white light from the streetlamp streaming in through the cracks in the blinds and falling on her naked body. from like 5-6am i was wishing i had a really nice camera so i could be all artistic and whatnot. it looked pretty sweet.

i think my stream of consciousness there was pretty broken, but i blame it on the sleep deprivation.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477612 - 10/02/07 02:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You're fucked.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7477619 - 10/02/07 02:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:sad:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477638 - 10/02/07 02:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Let me say that girls like this are fun to fuck. However, can you respect a girl who just broke up with a dude and is immediately fucking another dude...while still living with the ex?


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477648 - 10/02/07 02:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Man you never sleep with a girl three nights in a row when first hooking up and on her terms no less.

I know you wanted to get laid really bad but... you're just getting yourself in for a whole world of crazy-bitch shit.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7477668 - 10/02/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

my vote is they are looking for a threesome, one of these days your gunna go over their and he will be in bed with her and she will say to you..hop on in!


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7477669 - 10/02/07 02:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

dude, i don't think you understand. i'm not comfortable unless i'm submerged in a world of crazy-bitch shit. my ex of however many years was diagnosed bipolar and schitzophrenic.

and it's not necessarily her terms. i don't think? i mean.. it's like a mutual consultation kinda thing.

and randal, i dunno, i don't see a problem with playing around. she and her ex are still on rather good terms. she thinks he's gay or something. and again, my ex i just mentioned, she and i first started hooking up while she was still with a guy. hell, they were together for like 3 or 4 months while we were fucking around. then we dated forever.

but yeah. it is a fucking strange situation. i'm not worried about it though. plus i mean.. sex.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7477677 - 10/02/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'd run a train on a ho.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7477683 - 10/02/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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my vote is they are looking for a threesome, one of these days your gunna go over their and he will be in bed with her and she will say to you..hop on in!




pretty sure she'd be up for that. i can't believe i didn't mention this earlier, but the first time we hooked up we were fooling around in my room when my roommate came home drunk and started coming in my room. i was like "no no no no man, don't open the door" and he was like "oh, my bad". and then shhhe was like "you know, i don't mind if you're into that." lol..

oh, and she dated a woman for a year in college.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... I've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477755 - 10/02/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hold on...she said she didn't mind when a GUY was coming into the room and you mention a chick she dated but what will you be daring enough to literally enter into? Would you 3-way with another guy? Hmmm? One of my fav. fantasies involves me and two guys but it goes like this....one guy is engaged with the other but the one on the bottom is on hands and knees and his tool is SO inviting so like a mechanic I slip under the chassis head first face up and take care of it!
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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7477792 - 10/02/07 03:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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you're just getting yourself in for a whole world of crazy-bitch shit.




Exactly what I was thinking...something is up with this chick.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7477797 - 10/02/07 03:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

meh, she seemed stable to me. although, admittedly my concept of stability may be rather skewed.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7478076 - 10/02/07 04:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Just make sure you don't  :duel: with your room mate

Or do if that's your thing :naughty:


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