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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7473053 - 10/01/07 07:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

sharing when your not used to it sucks - i hate when they want to embrace/cuddle etc. for the whole night and all i wanna do is roll over and get comfortable :frown:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: memes]
    #7474936 - 10/01/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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meams said:
sharing when your not used to it sucks - i hate when they want to embrace/cuddle etc. for the whole night and all i wanna do is roll over and get comfortable :frown:




I'm the cuddle-all-night type with hus being the typical "okay, now let me get some sleep" kinda guy. Some chicks don't dig how their guy is So worn out when she's cozy but so psyched still. I picture of all things, an electric chair. Sounds romantic eh? Hear me out tho lol...

When the surge goes out the lights dim in the room. That's what happens when a guy peaks during sex. His system downloads all the energy into the moment and he's SPENT pretty much at least for 1/2 hour after time 1 or 2 and for SURE after time 3.

The chick can picture whatever does it to get her to give him his space and time to recover. Ahhhh...the power of being female. We make em break out in a sweat, consume em and reconstitute em to do it again. YES!

If you don't sweat you're not working hard enough and only that level of exertion makes us peak guys, like it or not. Then you can return to your ideal pace and enjoy. Thanks so much for your understanding. We appreciate it...BIG time. At least we SHOULD appreciate it. I know I do. You gotta tell your guy how much he "hit the spot" so to speak.Personally, I'm not into pain but the pace has to be a drop faster at a few points. If he's too tired, then sunny side up and "weee ha!" One way or another...we gotta have that 'O' or it puts us in a neg. mood and at the risk of sounding selfish I'll quote you something to remember: "ain't momma happy, ain't nobody happy".

So true!
love ya guys! :thumbup: :thanx:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7475280 - 10/01/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

TBR did I read correctly? Her ex-boyfriend is still living in the same apt? Has he seen you yet?

I hope she's not just doing this to make him jealous. If that's not the case then it sounds like you have a girlfriend.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: mushbaby]
    #7475319 - 10/01/07 08:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Tell him to pack his shit and get out.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7475362 - 10/01/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #7475405 - 10/01/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Tell him to pack his shit and get out.




Yep, it's time to regulate.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7476374 - 10/02/07 04:41 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha.. i'm not trying to regulate anything at this stage. we're still just talking with the intermittent sex thrown in there. apparently i'm doing what i can to add to the confusion, seeing as how i held her hand on the way back to the car after we got some beers today. and for the past 3 nights, we've slept at each other's place. but still no real relationship. just potential.

i do like this girl, but i've been pretty good about not being the one to call and ask to hang out. she's done that each time. so that's a good sign.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7476382 - 10/02/07 04:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Make sure you call her sometimes. You want her to know you are interested in her and care to make the effort to see her. Everyone likes feeling wanted.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: mycogirl]
    #7476388 - 10/02/07 04:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, i know. i've been nothing but nice and i compliment her more than i probably should. it's only been 3 or 4 days, which is why i haven't really called her to ask to hang out (that and she seems to beat me to the punch).

i need to stop thinking about it though. what happens, happens. i have other shit to worry about and i know she does too. but it's quite fun.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7476396 - 10/02/07 04:58 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well, best of luck. Go get 'er killer!


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477604 - 10/02/07 02:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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and, i'm realizing i don't sleep soundly at all with someone else in the bed. but i've shared a bed the past two nights, and i'm fucking tired as hell. i've got a bit of homework i need to do before class, shouldn't take but an hour, max, but i can't focus at all.




make that three nights in a row now. i'm tired as hell.

is this weird? it seems weird to me... the fact that we just really met friday, and have since slept in one another's bed each night after that. so i haven't slept soundly, and each morning i've woken up before the sun was up. i think i was up by like 5am this morning. wtf. that's not me. i don't go to sleep until 5am.. let alone waking up then.

however, she looked way fucking sexy in my bed with the pale white light from the streetlamp streaming in through the cracks in the blinds and falling on her naked body. from like 5-6am i was wishing i had a really nice camera so i could be all artistic and whatnot. it looked pretty sweet.

i think my stream of consciousness there was pretty broken, but i blame it on the sleep deprivation.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477612 - 10/02/07 02:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You're fucked.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7477619 - 10/02/07 02:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:sad:


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477638 - 10/02/07 02:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Let me say that girls like this are fun to fuck. However, can you respect a girl who just broke up with a dude and is immediately fucking another dude...while still living with the ex?


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477648 - 10/02/07 02:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Man you never sleep with a girl three nights in a row when first hooking up and on her terms no less.

I know you wanted to get laid really bad but... you're just getting yourself in for a whole world of crazy-bitch shit.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7477668 - 10/02/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

my vote is they are looking for a threesome, one of these days your gunna go over their and he will be in bed with her and she will say to you..hop on in!


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: Jadian]
    #7477669 - 10/02/07 02:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

dude, i don't think you understand. i'm not comfortable unless i'm submerged in a world of crazy-bitch shit. my ex of however many years was diagnosed bipolar and schitzophrenic.

and it's not necessarily her terms. i don't think? i mean.. it's like a mutual consultation kinda thing.

and randal, i dunno, i don't see a problem with playing around. she and her ex are still on rather good terms. she thinks he's gay or something. and again, my ex i just mentioned, she and i first started hooking up while she was still with a guy. hell, they were together for like 3 or 4 months while we were fucking around. then we dated forever.

but yeah. it is a fucking strange situation. i'm not worried about it though. plus i mean.. sex.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7477677 - 10/02/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'd run a train on a ho.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... i've made it with a woman! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7477683 - 10/02/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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my vote is they are looking for a threesome, one of these days your gunna go over their and he will be in bed with her and she will say to you..hop on in!




pretty sure she'd be up for that. i can't believe i didn't mention this earlier, but the first time we hooked up we were fooling around in my room when my roommate came home drunk and started coming in my room. i was like "no no no no man, don't open the door" and he was like "oh, my bad". and then shhhe was like "you know, i don't mind if you're into that." lol..

oh, and she dated a woman for a year in college.


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Re: Kiff, inform the men... I've made it with a woman! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7477755 - 10/02/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hold on...she said she didn't mind when a GUY was coming into the room and you mention a chick she dated but what will you be daring enough to literally enter into? Would you 3-way with another guy? Hmmm? One of my fav. fantasies involves me and two guys but it goes like this....one guy is engaged with the other but the one on the bottom is on hands and knees and his tool is SO inviting so like a mechanic I slip under the chassis head first face up and take care of it!
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