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InvisibleKnifey Mcstab
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Faking sick...
    #7466443 - 09/29/07 06:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I really need this day off 'cuz this girl wants to go with me to a beatles laser show. The problem is my manager is really hard nosed and gay and he's notoriously hard to call in sick to. Anybody have any ideas as to what I should say?


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OfflineOracle Of Delphi
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Re: Faking sick... [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7466452 - 09/29/07 06:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah buddy - if you really want the day off - pull the shit card - tell him you have food poising, and you got the squirts - No one would admit to having the shits - so it must be true.
works every time.
Dont need to go to the doctor - but at the same time - cant come to work.

have fun!

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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Faking sick... [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7466460 - 09/29/07 06:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:yesnod:

violent diarrhea never fails

just make sure to tell them your ass is still sore if you have to go in the following day


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Re: Faking sick... [Re: demiu5]
    #7466676 - 09/29/07 08:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I ditto on the diarrhea.

If it works, please tell us how the show went! Where is it by the way, Beatles + girl + lasers = win. :smile:


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Re: Faking sick... [Re: zepp420]
    #7466691 - 09/29/07 09:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Also, Pink Eye, and the fact you are a grown ass man that can make decisions not to come into work by lying if he wants to! Go for it.


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Re: Faking sick... [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7466770 - 09/29/07 09:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Ya pink eye is a very good excuse. :thumbup:


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InvisibledrSE
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Re: Faking sick... [Re: gcdc14]
    #7466989 - 09/29/07 11:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

gcdc14 said:
Ya pink eye is a very good excuse. :thumbup:




except it lasts more then one day.  i suppose you could get ripped the next day and just put eye drops in one eye.


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Offlineunbeliever
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Re: Faking sick... [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7467012 - 09/29/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Why fake sick? Don't you have any vacation/personal days/whatever? Or worst case scenario, just call up and say "Yo boss, I'm sick. I won't be in". And if he asks why, say, "I'm sorry, ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? I'm sick!" *click*


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Re: Faking sick... [Re: unbeliever]
    #7467362 - 09/29/07 01:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i usually told my employers something they'd never fuck with if i wanted to get out of work - family emergency, death of family member, something of that nature. generally the rule is - the greater the lie, the harder it is to disbelieve it :thumbup:


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Re: Faking sick... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7467423 - 09/29/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Tell him you have super AIDS..

but seriously, tell him you cant come in due to "personal/family issues" not many people have the nerve to ask what you mean by that.

i'd go for food poisoning though.


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Invisibleknowhereman
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Re: Faking sick... [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7467437 - 09/29/07 01:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Penis got stuck in the blender?


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Re: Faking sick... [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7467458 - 09/29/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I vote for diarrhea


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