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Anonymous #1
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An easy way to break up with a chic.
#7463832 - 09/28/07 11:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tell her that one night, while she was asleep, you got bored, and tried to masturbate, but couldn't cum, so you put peanut butter on your asshole and whacked it while the dog licked the pb off... It's a sure fire way to send her packin' without you having the guilt of kicking her out.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7463873 - 09/28/07 11:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ive said stuff much cooler than that and shes still here
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Anonymous #3
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7463879 - 09/28/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's lame compared to mine;-)
This is Apollyphelion, so you heard it from me first.
What you WANT to do is coat your tounge in a layer or two of wax (tinfoil would work, but wax is best) The area of your toungue coated is where you will place a small nugget or your own shit.
You want to make sure your shit is kinda mushy, but solid enough not to melt in your mouth. Then, you french kiss her, swapping the shit. Tell her you don't know how it got there, or the wax for that matter. Ask her if the food she made for you tastes better now. Something to that effect.
Guaranteed Break Up.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7463889 - 09/28/07 11:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: That's lame compared to mine;-)
This is Apollyphelion, so you heard it from me first.
What you WANT to do is coat your tounge in a layer or two of wax (tinfoil would work, but wax is best) The area of your toungue coated is where you will place a small nugget or your own shit.
You want to make sure your shit is kinda mushy, but solid enough not to melt in your mouth. Then, you french kiss her, swapping the shit. Tell her you don't know how it got there, or the wax for that matter. Ask her if the food she made for you tastes better now. Something to that effect.
Guaranteed Break Up.
Classic...
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Anonymous #2
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7463905 - 09/28/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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sounds good, but a lot of work tell her you want to fuck her friends or your mom or punch her in the face
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Anonymous #3
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7463913 - 09/28/07 11:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's no fun.
A Hillbilly with one brain cell could think of more creative ways!
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Anonymous #2
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7463918 - 09/28/07 11:20 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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never mind the face punch they like to get treated like shit
after thinking a bit more about this i believe that this is the most effective way to lose a girl
be nice to her treat her really well, like a princess
thats it gone in no time
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Anonymous #1
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7463934 - 09/28/07 11:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think the idea behind it is to get her to leave you. If you're mean or vendictive, she will just want to get even. You have to make her think that you are fucking insane and make her want to get as far away from you as possible.
I say you should let her catch you naked in the bed asleep on your back with a whole chicken on a towel beside you.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7464047 - 09/28/07 11:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahaha i was piss drunk and raped my fleshlight then i passed out with my dick out and the rubber pussy laying next to me nobody found me though
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Anonymous #4
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7464264 - 09/28/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Get out bitch, I'm tired of your stink-ass."
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Anonymous #5
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7464956 - 09/28/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bust on her face then tell her to go make you a hotpocket, if shes still around after that you got one dumb bitch congrads :thumbsup:
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Anonymous #6
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7465104 - 09/28/07 05:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The only time Ive broken up with a woman was because she walked in on me with another chick.. I just couldnt see it any other way.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7465228 - 09/28/07 06:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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couldn't see it any other way i didn't try for the 3 way i might be gay yay
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Anonymous #7
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7465299 - 09/28/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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tell her that you wanna pimp her on the Craigslist in the erotic services section as a whore to make some $$$$$
that should do it.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7465808 - 09/28/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: punch her in the face
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Anonymous #9
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #8]
#7467767 - 09/29/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow, sounds like we have a few champs here. I like the "treat her like a princess" though
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Anonymous #10
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7467871 - 09/29/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked, your sister.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7467961 - 09/29/07 06:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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nice
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Anonymous #11
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7468498 - 09/29/07 09:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Bust on her face then tell her to go make you a hotpocket, if shes still around after that you got one dumb bitch congrads :thumbsup:
What's wrong with liking a guy to cum on my face?
That make me freaky, not dumb.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #11]
#7468504 - 09/29/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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actually it makes you neither. It makes you sticky face.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: An easy way to break up with a chic. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7468515 - 09/29/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not if you lick it off.
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