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Offlinefireworks_godS
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Is It Safe?
    #7463307 - 09/28/07 07:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

In two weeks I am going to start a job in a new store; transferring as I am moving, and I have to get tested then. I haven't smoked for at least a month, and an old buddy wants to smoke me up once more before I move. I think I should be safe, what does everyone think? :sherlock:


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OfflineSeussA
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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7463313 - 09/28/07 07:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know... and not knowing, I would decide which is more important, one last toke with old buddies or new job, and act accordingly.


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: Seuss]
    #7463325 - 09/28/07 07:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i wouldn't risk it - but it depends on how easily you could get another job of equal value...

since you're moving for this job - i'm assuming its worth NOT taking "one last toke' with buddies. why dont you go to a bbar and get schwilly with him?


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7463345 - 09/28/07 07:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If you're in good shape you should be able to flush yourself out in 2 weeks no problem. If not, go buy yourself some fake piss and toke up!

My girlfriend just got a fat job using fake piss and she's a daily smoker.


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: peruvian spark]
    #7463352 - 09/28/07 07:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'd use a urine cleaner.

They really do work. I've seen the work 3 confirmed times.

However, If the urine cleaner is the case, you can do a little bit of indulging. I think piss testing is wrong (probably all of you do as well) and I wish the best of luck!

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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7463405 - 09/28/07 08:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

coming from someone who used to work at a headshop:


those urine cleaners work, but are a total ripoff. I mean you are paying $30 for what amounts to one dose of supplements.


I always advised people I cared about to go to whole foods, buy some B Complex vitamins and creatine powder. Combine these with a shitload of water the day of the test, and voila! You're clean.

I got this recipe from the back of the bottle of one of those urine cleaners. Instead of spending $30 on one of those, go to GNC or Whole Foods and pay $10 for enough supplements to pass 30 drug tests.

The water dilutes your piss so there is little or no concentration of toxins in your sample. The B Complex vitamins color your piss yellow so it won't look fishy. The creatine boosts the creatine levels in the sample, which is something they check for to see if you've been diluting.

and yes, I have confirmed it works. I know people on probation who use this method once a month. These people have a lot more riding on a UA than getting a job.


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: wps]
    #7463514 - 09/28/07 09:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You should be able to get it out of your system in 2 weeks.


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: wps]
    #7463560 - 09/28/07 09:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

wps said:
and yes, I have confirmed it works. I know people on probation who use this method once a month. These people have a lot more riding on a UA than getting a job.





it truly truly does


Edited by KevsaNewb (09/28/07 09:41 AM)


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: KevsaNewb]
    #7463802 - 09/28/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks for the posts, guys. I left after the first two, having done some quick research, and decided I felt safe. Having an amazing experience, and I see these new posts are filled with the same information I read before I left, but coupled with experience. :headbang: The Shroomery kicks ass. :mushroom2:


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7464472 - 09/28/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't do it. Maybe you should just have a few beers instead. It is possible. If you have a single modest smoke it will be gone for sure within two weeks, but it's just not a good idea. A single puff will be gone in 3-5 days from what I have read.


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7464598 - 09/28/07 02:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

So this isn't about the Clerks cartoon then?


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Re: Is It Safe? [Re: wps]
    #7464632 - 09/28/07 03:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

wps said:
coming from someone who used to work at a headshop:


those urine cleaners work, but are a total ripoff. I mean you are paying $30 for what amounts to one dose of supplements.


I always advised people I cared about to go to whole foods, buy some B Complex vitamins and creatine powder. Combine these with a shitload of water the day of the test, and voila! You're clean.

I got this recipe from the back of the bottle of one of those urine cleaners. Instead of spending $30 on one of those, go to GNC or Whole Foods and pay $10 for enough supplements to pass 30 drug tests.

The water dilutes your piss so there is little or no concentration of toxins in your sample. The B Complex vitamins color your piss yellow so it won't look fishy. The creatine boosts the creatine levels in the sample, which is something they check for to see if you've been diluting.

and yes, I have confirmed it works. I know people on probation who use this method once a month. These people have a lot more riding on a UA than getting a job.




You got it dead on. The last job I worked at I got my hands on a drug testing for a workplace handbook. It gave information from everything from what to watch for when someone is coming in to give a sample to what they test for to tell if the sample is diluted, synthetic, etc.

But as long as you get temperature, color, and creatinine levels right you'll be fine.


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