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5 hour energy and long lasting gum
    #7462741 - 09/28/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Here we have this new consumable category of products known as "energy drinks". There came a point where every extreme sounding name was taken and the spectrum of flavors that could mask taurine had been used up, the entire market was looked at a whole, and a think tank somewhere was asking itself "how can we take this same product and sell it?".
create a flaw in the market, then exploit it, and sell the cure.

"this is you after an energy drink, unfortunately, so is this.... why do energy drinks leave you feeling groggy and tired?"
this isnt a real flaw. Every consumer of the energy drink market was satisfied with the diversity that they already had.... so they had to create doubt in the consumer, even though they really dont have a new product.
they are preying on psychosomatic tendencies.

How do you improve gum? something that has been around forever and already marketed for decades.
Hyperbole.

Stride gum.
least fatty microwave dinner.
cereals.
candy bars.
watches.
toothpaste.
shampoo.
laundry detergent.

what makes you think every aspect of consumables isnt manipulated in this way? we all snicker at Toothpaste X's commercial when it says that 4 out of 5 dentists use it/recommend it..... as does every single other advertised toothpaste.
why do we think that doctors and scientists of all professions cannot be statistically, or financially, motivated/manipulated to abuse the trust that we bestow upon them?
keep this is mind the next time you watch a pharmaceutical ad.


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Re: 5 hour energy and long lasting gum [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7463217 - 09/28/07 06:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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why do we think that doctors and scientists of all professions cannot be statistically, or financially, motivated/manipulated to abuse the trust that we bestow upon them?




are the majority of people really this naive?

if people see an opportunity to advance/better/satisfy themselves, the most likely option is that they will do it. this is especially true when money becomes involved.


just remember, turn the tv to OFF


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