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I'm having junk food cravings
#7461416 - 09/27/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I only eat healthy food and have done so for years. I haven't eaten a french fry or a cookie in years. My last drink of soda was in 1999. I rarely eat ice cream, etc..etc.. In fact, I've been talking about my diet recently in several threads and to several posters in an attempt to spread the gospel of eating well.
But, God dammit I want to go get a bag or Oreo's RIGHT fucking now and eat the whole thing. Or maybe two pints of Ben and Jerry's. I feel like eating sugary-sweet, tasty, and artery clogging crap right now.
Fuck!
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461418 - 09/27/07 06:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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its addicting as fuck
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Atheist]
#7461423 - 09/27/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are you on your period?
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#7461433 - 09/27/07 06:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no, i have penis
are you?
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461435 - 09/27/07 06:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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DO IT!!!
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461442 - 09/27/07 06:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It would be so enjoyable...
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: adrug]
#7461449 - 09/27/07 06:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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adrug said: It would be so enjoyable...
Damn right it would. I should go do it and take pictures of me gorging on the stuff.
Bowl after bowl of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream with crumbled Oreo's on top.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461466 - 09/27/07 06:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not you, tuna roll.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461475 - 09/27/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Youll most likely get a bad stomach ache and it wont even satisfy you to the level you were hoping, at least thats what usually happens with me, but go for it!
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: knowhereman]
#7461486 - 09/27/07 06:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I mean...it's not like I'm anywhere being overweight. I'm skinny and I bike every day. My body could handle one night of sugar and calorie overload.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461494 - 09/27/07 06:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Alright bring on the ben and jerrys then
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: knowhereman]
#7461498 - 09/27/07 06:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I could give up sweets.
but I could never EVER EEEVVVEEERRR
give up
spicy nacho cheese
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: wps]
#7461500 - 09/27/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Doritos? or just nacho cheese?
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461515 - 09/27/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You brought it on yourself in an attempt to correct your imbalanced, healthier-than-thou attitude. Eat some Cherry Garcia and you will be balanced once more.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Veritas]
#7461522 - 09/27/07 06:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pfft...I'll bet you're eating Oreo's right now.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: knowhereman]
#7461528 - 09/27/07 06:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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both.
its one of my main 4 food groups:
sugary chocolatey cheesey salty
Thus, when I go out to the 711 at 2am in the morning, stoned, I must get one in each category. An example would be:
Pepsi chocolate bar nacho cheese dip chips
blam
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Veritas]
#7461531 - 09/27/07 06:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Chunky Monkey all the way.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: wps]
#7461532 - 09/27/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You guys really aren't helping. Post some pics of vegetables for me or something.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461534 - 09/27/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah, they get crumbs in my keyboard. Actually, I'm VERY hungry right now, and ice cream and cookies sound absolutely disgusting. I want some curried tempeh salad and a nectarine.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: knowhereman]
#7461537 - 09/27/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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New York Super Fudge, Cherry Garcia, Cookie Dough, Chubby Hubby, Rainforest crunch (do they still even make that one?, Oh...the Brownie one they make...
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461546 - 09/27/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nope, Rainforest Crunch was a Special Edition. Not that I would know.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461547 - 09/27/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: I only eat food and have done so for years. I have eaten a french fry or a cookie in years. My last drink of soda was in 1second. I rarely eat ice.
God dammit I want to go get a bag or Oreo's RIGHT fucking now and eat the whole thing. Or maybe two pints of Ben and Jerry's. I feel like eating sugary-sweet, tasty, and crap right now.
Wait Fuck! I am!
Thats me
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461549 - 09/27/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You mean half baked? The one with brownie and cookie dough?
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461552 - 09/27/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah i think i saw the rainforest one.
Haagen daz light coffe is also the shit.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#7461557 - 09/27/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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They make one that is super chocolate ice cream with chunks of brownies. I swear I'd get a fucking boner if I saw a pint of it right now.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461564 - 09/27/07 06:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ah hah! You are sublimating your sexual frustration into cravings for junk food. It is all becoming clear...
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Veritas]
#7461569 - 09/27/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I should just pig out and get all fat. Fuck it. Nothing fucking matters anyway.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461583 - 09/27/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nihilism and depression...yep, you definitely need to get laid.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Veritas]
#7461593 - 09/27/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im so hungry i could ride a horse.
haha im gonna go watch family guy.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461597 - 09/27/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't pig out. Eat some fruit. You're probably craving sugar. Get a half dozen nectarines, work through them all, and you probably won't want oreos or ice cream. Either that or get some high quality organic chocolate. That stuff isn't actually all that bad for you. It doesn't have the crappy stuff that normal grocery store junk food contains (god only knows). A little tiny bit of fudge goes a long way.
I try to eat healthy. But oh, how I love pork. mmmmmmmmmmmmm pigs are so tasty....
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I just drank a big-ass fresh fruit smoothie full of natural sugar and I'm still craving the junk. Meh...I'll stop complaining now. I'll just drink and that'll distract me from my cravings. Alcohol cures everything!
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461629 - 09/27/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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make a really healthy pie or cake using the right types of sugars and flours
I give in every once in a while to those cravings...a few times here and there won't hurt you so long as you don't let it become a regular part of your diet
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: demiu5]
#7461638 - 09/27/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I went and got some sushi from the fridge. I refuse to give in to these cravings. I'm strong!
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: demiu5]
#7461640 - 09/27/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm eatin' an Oatmeal Pie right now. Yummmm!!!
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7461646 - 09/27/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm about to fix some oatmeal with almonds, banana, honey, and molasses with a glass of milk
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: demiu5]
#7461691 - 09/27/07 07:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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MMmmm...way superior than my mass produced unhealth!
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7461701 - 09/27/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got some pumpkin pie tarts at the grocery store today. I ate 2 of them in a row. Jealous? I'm not much for junk food either, but once every couple of months I'll go on a binge.
Here is a salad for you to look at. It wont satifsy for cravings for sweet, sugary sustenance...but it will remind you not to become a gluttonous fatty.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: CherryBom]
#7461707 - 09/27/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I actually prefer health foods:-)
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461716 - 09/27/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: I went and got some sushi from the fridge. I refuse to give in to these cravings. I'm strong!
dude, you have sushi? bastard!
I'll trade you some chocolate ice cream for your sushi.
we can do the whole thing via fedex.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: CherryBom]
#7461725 - 09/27/07 07:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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CherryBom said: Here is a salad for you to look at. It wont satifsy for cravings for sweet, sugary sustenance...but it will remind you not to become a gluttonous fatty.
Oh, you suck. That's just cold-blooded.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461740 - 09/27/07 07:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Meanwhile this pizza, these cookies, and this root beer is absolutely mind blowing. What deity do I thank for allowing such wonderful treats to be experienced by man?
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I just plowed through a bunch of sushi. I'm now going to go have a strawberry/banana/orange fruit smoothie.
I will not go over to the dark side.
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Re: I'm having junk food cravings [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7461781 - 09/27/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've gotta quit making smoothies at midday, I get the rush from the sugar, then two-three hours later, my blood sugar drops
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