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TBags
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Mom found my spores...
#7461094 - 09/27/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So it was all planned out. I ordered spores from ralphsters. I couldn't let my parents see them so I sent them to my friends house. He was cool with it. If his mom found it the excuse was planned out..."he ordered that off ebay for his mom's birthday, it's oil paints or something they cant be exposed to sunlight. hes gunna come pick them up."
So todays the day we knew the spores were coming. I get home to IM him and ask if they came. I then got the worst news of my life. Here's what he said to me..."my mom got a hold of it before i came home, opened it, thinks i do shrooms, and i don't know what she did with them"
So i called him and asked to talk to his mom to try to explain as good i could, and to get my friend out of hot water. she said she threw them away and then gave me this long speach about how drugs are bad and its not worth it. so now i have all the supplies, and no spores...i couldnt be any more pissed. the only real good news is that shes not telling my parents...
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Gastronomicus
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: TBags]
#7461103 - 09/27/07 04:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe it would help if you weren't 16
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Tangerines




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I remeber my dad asking me "son, what is the shroomery.org and erowid.org? you don't need to be doing those." that was a good talk.
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: TBags]
#7461112 - 09/27/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You shouldn't be growing things in your parents house, without their permission (and supposedly against their wishes, if they knew).
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PinballWizard
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: TBags]
#7461114 - 09/27/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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TBags
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: trendal]
#7461117 - 09/27/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i know...im a true beliver in things happening for a reason, so maybe its for the best. i guess its out to the cow pasture for me
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: TBags]
#7461124 - 09/27/07 05:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Children!
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wps
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: TBags]
#7461125 - 09/27/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm assuming you are over 18 and still living with your parents for financial reasons
...rrrrrriiiiight?
thats the story I would stick to if I were you.
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Tangerines




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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: TBags]
#7461126 - 09/27/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I send poo in a box for a nominal fee. That way you do not have to leave your house.
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wps
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: trendal]
#7461141 - 09/27/07 05:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said: You shouldn't be growing things in your parents house, without their permission (and supposedly against their wishes, if they knew).
no way dude! this is the perfect way because then if he gets busted it would be his parents house that got confiscated by the feds. and he would get off scott free! Blam! perfect crime.
-------------------- "America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve." - Tom Morello
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Lily_Morgan
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: Tangerines]
#7461143 - 09/27/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, shouldn't he be banned if he's under 18 though?
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Gastronomicus
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#7461146 - 09/27/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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He should
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Tangerines




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how do you know he is under 18? simply because he lives in his parents house?
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juende
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: wps]
#7461167 - 09/27/07 05:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i used to grow in my moms house. and she saw em one day. in full bloom. i told her i wasnt gonna eat them ..... just for research. then she said "don't take a trip you can't come back from".
and after that when i had the pressure cooker out or a 14 pound bag of vermiculite she tell me not to grow those mushroom things again.
haha, my nana saw the jars fully colonized and thought it was filled with cocaine...
to this day i dunno understand it :-)
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wps
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hey, no one can prove this kid is under 18
he hasn't fessed up to it.
so I say, he should stay.
besides, why would you want to prevent him from learning how to grow shrooms in his parents house and thus preventing him from being hilariously busted when they look under his bed and find his nasty, contaminated half-assed 15 year old attempt to make shrooms? (and then makes a thread about it?!)
we owe it to the concept of comedy to let this kid stay and embarrass himself some more.
-------------------- "America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve." - Tom Morello
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juende
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#7461176 - 09/27/07 05:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Lily_Morgan said: Yeah, shouldn't he be banned if he's under 18 though?
just remember ...
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usefulidiot13
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: juende]
#7461202 - 09/27/07 05:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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you really like that smiley dont you?
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PinballWizard
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: juende]
#7461224 - 09/27/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahaha. One day I had my small casings in my window for their daily sunlight. My mom came home early, and I rushed to hide everything. When I came downstairs later, she asked what was in my window. I told her it was just some boxes, and I was picking up my room. Luckily, my room was a pigsty and it would have been nearly impossible for an average human being to find something incriminating in there!
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Brainiac
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Why didn't you just say they are legal.
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AlCapwn
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: TBags]
#7461350 - 09/27/07 05:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did she open YOUR mail? Opening people's mail is illegal.
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PinballWizard
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: Brainiac]
#7461357 - 09/27/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My mom would have been realllly weirded out if I told her I was growing mushrooms. She's stupid enough to be content with the "boxes" answer.
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Iolaa
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: Brainiac]
#7461363 - 09/27/07 06:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh, like that would work.
"yeah mom, i was just thinking that i'm not getting enough fresh mushrooms in my diet, so i thought i would just grow some. they're completely legal, i promise"
parents were high schoolers once too...
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Brainiac
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Quote:
PinballWizard said: My mom would have been realllly weirded out if I told her I was growing mushrooms. She's stupid enough to be content with the "boxes" answer.
It helps, if they know you like to grow stuff.
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Edited by Brainiac (09/27/07 06:14 PM)
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Atheist
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Re: Mom found my spores... [Re: TBags]
#7461410 - 09/27/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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smells like
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