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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #7454167 - 09/26/07 12:46 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

plenty of good bud.


but i hate hippies, and theyre the only people i know with good buds.

Fonda: I'll bet you a rating (i dont have anything else tobet) that i wouldnt fuck your face


LOL

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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: indica]
    #7454175 - 09/26/07 12:51 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

You musn't want weed that much then :tongue:


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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #7454218 - 09/26/07 01:07 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i hate hippies enough not to go asking them for their shitty hippie weed

all dirty hydro anyway :crankey:

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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: indica]
    #7454221 - 09/26/07 01:08 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

hippies really aren't that bad. not someone i want to hang around all the time, but they're nice enough, and i can definitely stomach being around them long enough to toke up and buy a bag.


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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7454231 - 09/26/07 01:12 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i'm not that desperate.

these hippies aren't even really hippies. theyre just speed-headed freaks that like psytrance and have dredlocks and have no money and live in big share houses and eat nachos and just

everything about them pisses me the fuck off how they just stink and do nothing but smkoe bongs all day

they kill my vibe. even if thats possible

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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: indica]
    #7454241 - 09/26/07 01:18 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:rasta:


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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #7454252 - 09/26/07 01:22 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:lolocaust:

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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: indica]
    #7454374 - 09/26/07 02:23 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

how was japan anyway?

if you didn't fuck at least 7 japanese school girls, then you fail.


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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: Merkin]
    #7454377 - 09/26/07 02:26 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

japan was fucking sweet, but hong kong was way better. on my last two nights in hong kong i went out and got absolutely fucking shit faced and met a heap of cool yanks, new zealanders, aussies and brits and and had a blast. went to some tittie/strip clubs and what not it was pretty intense

didnt fuck no jap school girls though, but meh, next time

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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: Merkin]
    #7454382 - 09/26/07 02:30 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!
Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"


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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: indica]
    #7455206 - 09/26/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I wouldn't want you to fuck my face.

And what exactly does butter face mean? Images of acne infestations come to mind...

I'm not too keen on posting a pic that people might recognize...but here is my wonder woman impression in spirit of Halloween.


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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: FondaCox]
    #7455611 - 09/26/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

FondaCox said:
I'm not too keen on posting a pic that people might recognize





if you were dressed like that im sure i would reconize you now :lol: no more wonder women for you!


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Re: Pube, soothe me [Re: FondaCox]
    #7457702 - 09/26/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

"Butter face" = "She has a nice body, but her face"

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