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Iolaa
iolaa, not lolaa
Registered: 08/28/07
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Loc: Humco
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one more disgruntaled ex thread anyone? this one wins...
#7456227 - 09/26/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i broke up with my girlfriend on our 6 month aniversary a couple months ago. when i got back to school i tried to get my stuff back, which included my 'waterpipe', hookah, xbox, clothes and kitchenware. she told me that her roommate's dad came down unexpectedly and saw the bong chillin' there and took it. i immediately saw right through her bullshit and devised a plan to get it back. when we rolled over there to get my shit i acted all cordial and nice, and like i wanted to get back together. soon enough she started saying things like "well, maybe if you're a good boy you'll get it back at christmas". i played her a SAPPY ass song (Ghost by the Indigo Girls) and it melted her. needless to say, i had my bong back pretty quick. that left me in an awkward spot though, because now i committed myself to doing to the whole "bullshit friends" thing.
one thing led to another, and she shows up at my apartment crying about her new boyfriend, crying on my shoulder, telling me how depressed and suicidal she is. so i facebook message the guy down and tell him what's up, how crazy his girlfriend is, and how i can't handle her soap opera of a life anymore. she's there to read it.
now her huge redneck (the south will rise again, there should be no gay marriage because then gay people will get better health insurance for their aids, praise god for george bush type redneck) brother is coming down to my place. with a GUN. she TOLD me he has a GUN. a REDNECK with a GUN who has beef with me over his SISTER. soooo.... i think i'm going to take a little journey out into PUBLIC and stay there for a while. wish me luck guys.
if i don't see you no more joe, hello.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: one more disgruntaled ex thread anyone? this one wins... [Re: Iolaa]
#7456310 - 09/26/07 04:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahahaha.... I dont know why I'm laughing. tell her brother he can join in, it's the only reason he's coming
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StrandedVoyager
The People's Champ




Registered: 12/09/04
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Re: one more disgruntaled ex thread anyone? this one wins... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#7456469 - 09/26/07 04:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've been threatened by rednecks with shotguns before for fucking one of their finances... challenge the ignorant fuck, he'll back down... unless he's drunk and then hit first and keep hitting until he stops moving. And tell the broad if she wants a mercy fuck to come around your door but she's not allowed to speak otherwise you'll throw her to her new boyfriend.
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Psilobuds
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Re: one more disgruntaled ex thread anyone? this one wins... [Re: StrandedVoyager]
#7456800 - 09/26/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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if he comes to your house with a gun, break his fuckin' face the first chance you get, you aint gunna get in trouble for it
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TruuBeeezzy
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Registered: 06/20/07
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Re: one more disgruntaled ex thread anyone? this one wins... [Re: Psilobuds]
#7456829 - 09/26/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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do that. or open up the door with a gun and say "you aint welcome here, now git".
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Alion



Registered: 08/14/07
Posts: 462
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Re: one more disgruntaled ex thread anyone? this one wins... [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
#7456966 - 09/26/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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paint your neck blue and run around in circles, he'll eventually lose interest and fall asleep, thats when you take the gun!
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Iolaa
iolaa, not lolaa
Registered: 08/28/07
Posts: 335
Loc: Humco
Last seen: 4 months, 7 days
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Re: one more disgruntaled ex thread anyone? this one wins... [Re: Alion]
#7457088 - 09/26/07 07:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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well, luckily everything worked out. i never have to talk to that bitch, or her psychotic brother again.
live to shroom another day!
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