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cApTaInCrAp
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: indica]
#7455529 - 09/26/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nice picture story , lucky that thing didnt whack you in the head.
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xk3m_indica said: I swear to god birds deliberately shit on cars/pedestrians.
it's like their aim game
im not kidding
I'd shit on most of us too.
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#7455563 - 09/26/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good point! I probably would too.
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: KilroyMilosevik]
#7455564 - 09/26/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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that shit is too funny
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: leftandright]
#7455583 - 09/26/07 12:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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you really nailed em. i like the way the heart is just chillin' there.
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: Iolaa]
#7455631 - 09/26/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hit a goose and a wild boar once. The wild boar did the same thing that bird did on the front left of my car. The goose just broke a windshield.
After I hit the boar, the entire left front side of my car was covered in guts and blood, had to spray it off for an hour to get the smell to go away. Also, I still haven't been able to fork out the 3grand to repair the damage...
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: Maverick]
#7455650 - 09/26/07 12:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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one time there was a huge spider in the car in florida. i suspect something poisonous. i was in the back seat and it was right next to me and i was like AHHHHH! and jumped into the front part of the car as far as i could go.
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: KilroyMilosevik]
#7584653 - 11/01/07 04:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha, awesome.
Would've sucked if a cop came by to see what was wrong and noticed a peculiar smoky smell :smirked:
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7584694 - 11/01/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Le Narrateur said: Haha, awesome.
Would've sucked if a cop came by to see what was wrong and noticed a peculiar smoky smell :smirked:
"Geee I don't know officer, when the bird exploded all this marijuana smoke just came out of him "
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: KilroyMilosevik]
#7584730 - 11/01/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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damn i feel bad for you and the bird
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: KilroyMilosevik]
#7584743 - 11/01/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is so fucking hilarious. It shouldn't be but it is.
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7585027 - 11/01/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I haven't had any experiences with hitting animals. The closest are the times driving on long Florida roads near the marshes, having HUGE bugs smash into the windshield and scare the shit out of everyone. There is one bird-related story, however...
I was sitting outside reading a book on the front porch. Out of nowhere, I hear something that sounded like a baseball slamming into the window (the window didn't break, though). I look down, and there's a dead bird. The guy flew right into a closed window and broke its neck. I felt pretty bad for it. Bad enough to throw it off the porch and laugh about it on the internet to my friends on AIM minutes later.
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: Diploid]
#7585130 - 11/01/07 06:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you were smoking a pipe at 90+ mph!?!?!??!
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: oh_ollie]
#7585216 - 11/01/07 07:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ahaha! Not that kind of roach!
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: Diploid]
#7585395 - 11/01/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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that cedar waxwing looks more deASSitated than decapitated.
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: Mitchnast]
#7585398 - 11/01/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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HAHAHA,wow...poor bird.
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: oh_ollie]
#7586906 - 11/02/07 08:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh_ollie said: you were smoking a pipe at 90+ mph!?!?!??!

I've only seen 1 cop on my way to school in the year and a half I've been there - He was sleeping along side the road next to an intersection. So fuck yea I'll have a bowl while I'm racing down the backroads! I'm about to go to class right now and you can bet your ass I have the same intentions this morning as I do every morning.
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Jadian said:
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Le Narrateur said: Haha, awesome.
Would've sucked if a cop came by to see what was wrong and noticed a peculiar smoky smell :smirked:
"Geee I don't know officer, when the bird exploded all this marijuana smoke just came out of him "

That would have been my excuse... fuckin' doped up birds, no wonder he ended up looking like this!
 Honestly, I probably would have gotten pulled over if a cop had seen all the fucking feathers flying out of my car - backroads ftw!
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: KilroyMilosevik]
#7587515 - 11/02/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn! That's a one in a million shot!
actually i think randy johnson nailing a piegon with a 90+ mph fastball during a game would be the one in a million shot. 
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: coda]
#7587541 - 11/02/07 11:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why were you driving 90+ mph btw?
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: coda]
#7587595 - 11/02/07 12:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah that pitch was sweet.
And why not drive 90+ mph if you can?
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Re: Decapitating a bird at 90+ mph. (Pics!) [Re: Jadian]
#7587651 - 11/02/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jadian said: And why not drive 90+ mph if you can?

cuz its fun to drive fast... I thought everyone knew that? 
That pitch is a classic btw... I'll never forget the first time I saw that.
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