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Pledge2Educate
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So fucking pissed
#7453587 - 09/25/07 09:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My puppy Ginger Trip destroyed my $2900 Alienware Aurora laptop. Chewed the power cord to hell, destroyed the keyboard, and short circuited the cpu by pissing on it.
I'm so fucking pissed off, I don't even know what to do.
How in the hell should I explain that one to Alienware?
I'm covered for drop and accidental malfunction, but I don't know how I'd explain this one.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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ShroomieGirl
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haha... wow... i am soo sorry... that sucks so bad
..i guess try and explain that while you were tripping one day, you were gnawing on the power cord because it turned into a big bowl of spaghetti when your dog spilled a cup of water that was sitting on the desk. The water flooded the computer, and shortly after, it died.
accidents happen
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"After my puppy got done checking her e-mails she chewed through the power cable, fucked my keyboard up, dropped it, and then pissed all over it!"

that sucks ass, man sorry to hear about that
but hopefully that story will work out for you
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Have you ever seen Old Yeller?
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Edited by DoorsFan (09/25/07 09:57 PM)
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FondaCox
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I think all insurance policies specifically exclude damage caused by animals.
I know my house insurance and the purchase protection on visa excludes animal damage.
I guess check your policy? If it doesn't cover it, maybe set it on fire and say it short circuited?
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453628 - 09/25/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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put some ice in her ass and pussy.
that'll learn 'er
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Pledge2Educate
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453630 - 09/25/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It does, it excludes damage caused by animals. I want to kill the fucking dog, but then the SPCA would be all over my ass.
Well, atleast I still have my PC, but god damn, that's a punch to the wallet to say the least.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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AlCapwn
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Just drop it from a 30 story building. Say it worked despite the dog chewing it, but the 30 story accidental drop ruined everything.
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DoorsFan
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: AlCapwn]
#7453641 - 09/25/07 10:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Alienware has undercover agents that monitor Shroomery in attempt to foil insurance fraud.
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453644 - 09/25/07 10:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I guess, we know what you dog thanks about Alienware laptops.
Maybe you renters insurance, will cover it.
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: AlCapwn]
#7453648 - 09/25/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well if setting it on fire is not an option,
Mail it to yourself and insure it.
Just make sure it never arrives....;)
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DoorsFan
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453651 - 09/25/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
FondaCox said: Well if setting it on fire is not an option,
Mail it to yourself and insure it.
Just make sure it never arrives....;)
That was in a Seinfeld episode, and it went terribly wrong.
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Pledge2Educate
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Brainiac]
#7453659 - 09/25/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Brainiac said: I guess, we know what you dog thanks about Alienware laptops.
Maybe you renters insurance, will cover it.
If by renters insurance, you mean being a tenant, no that won't even cover it, I'm not suppose to have animals.
I'm just completely fucked.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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FondaCox
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I should have been a writer for Seinfeld then!
But seriously, how about you fake a break in for the renters insurance?
It's covered by renters insurance if it was stolen in the commission of a felony isn't it?
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DoorsFan
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Maybe tell Alienware that you dropped it in a puddle and that would explain the CPU short circuiting and keyboard damage.
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: DoorsFan]
#7453696 - 09/25/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pay one of your friends to break in and to steal it...
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Pledge2Educate
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Brainiac]
#7453708 - 09/25/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Now that's feasable, especially with as dumb as Florida police are.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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You PAID for an Alienware computer!? Holy crap, I'd be pissed too if I got ripped off that bad.
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Quote:
Pledge2Educate said: How in the hell should I explain that one to Alienware?
Tell them "My dog ate it."
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453793 - 09/25/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
FondaCox said: I think all insurance policies specifically exclude damage caused by animals.
I know my house insurance and the purchase protection on visa excludes animal damage.
I guess check your policy? If it doesn't cover it, maybe set it on fire and say it short circuited?
So if your dog went out and bought a bunch of shit with your credit card you'd be fucked?
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: jewunit]
#7453820 - 09/25/07 10:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would be rich if my dogs were smart enough to do that!
Unfortunately they are cute, not geniuses...
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Pledge2Educate
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: jewunit]
#7453838 - 09/25/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here's a picture of the culprit:

I'll pay $50 for someone to whack the bitch. 
The laptop in the pic is my other laptop, not the Alienware. I've got 4 comps.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
Edited by Pledge2Educate (09/25/07 11:00 PM)
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Mitchnast]
#7453855 - 09/25/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mitchnast said: put some ice in her ass and pussy.
that'll learn 'er
very wise words
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FondaCox
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LOL
Ok I think the root of the problem is too many computers!
And if you need to release some anger, don't be afraid to show your self in the naked men thread....*wink *wink
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453869 - 09/25/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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FondaCox said: LOL
Ok I think the root of the problem is too many computers!
And if you need to release some anger, don't be afraid to show your self in the naked men thread....*wink *wink
I don't have too many computers, actually I don't think I have enough. I do a lot of programming and SDK Compilation, along with webscripting, and security systems analsys. That eats up my cpu's. What the hell though, I'll take a nude pic of myself and throw it in there for the hell of it.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
Edited by Pledge2Educate (09/25/07 11:03 PM)
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indica


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u need to keep computers away from dogs.
its not the dogs fault, it knows no better
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FondaCox
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Fuck yeah, you better!
5 shrooms for you if you do
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honestly if any of my dogs ever fucked with my computer I would take them out and put a bullet in its head.
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: aDoS]
#7453897 - 09/25/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't own a gun, nor believe in them.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: aDoS]
#7453904 - 09/25/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kill your dog?
You are sick!
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: indica]
#7453914 - 09/25/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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xk3m_indica said: u need to keep computers away from dogs.
its not the dogs fault, it knows no better
QFT.
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Pledge2Educate
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453936 - 09/25/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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FondaCox said: Kill your dog?
You are sick!
It was a joke, even though Ginger destroyed my laptop, I still love her.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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FondaCox
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I meant Ados
he sounded more serious
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453958 - 09/25/07 11:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh, sorry about that, anyway, I posted my nude pics.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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FondaCox
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Now doesn't that feel better?
5 shrooms for you!
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453979 - 09/25/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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you have no idea
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7453992 - 09/25/07 11:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I thought you were actually handing out ratings. I was expecting to be exposed for Shroomery Indecent Exposure.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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FondaCox
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I gave you 5 shrooms, check.
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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
#7454004 - 09/25/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, it said: he's got balls and this thread proves it.
I hit the floor laughing, oh the irony.
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GGreatOne234 said: I've never come across a cow pasture in Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs. Those signs mean stay the f away.
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I aim to please!
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