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OfflinePledge2Educate
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So fucking pissed
    #7453587 - 09/25/07 09:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

My puppy Ginger Trip destroyed my $2900 Alienware Aurora laptop.
Chewed the power cord to hell, destroyed the keyboard, and short
circuited the cpu by pissing on it.

I'm so fucking pissed off, I don't even know what to do.

How in the hell should I explain that one to Alienware?

I'm covered for drop and accidental malfunction, but I don't know
how I'd explain this one.


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I've never come across a cow pasture in
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Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453604 - 09/25/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

haha... wow... i am soo sorry... that sucks so bad

..i guess try and explain that while you were tripping one day, you were gnawing on the power cord because it turned into a big bowl of spaghetti when your dog spilled a cup of water that was sitting on the desk. The water flooded the computer, and shortly after, it died.

:shrug:  accidents happen


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453605 - 09/25/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"After my puppy got done checking her e-mails she chewed through the power cable, fucked my keyboard up, dropped it, and then pissed all over it!"

:shrug:

that sucks ass, man
sorry to hear about that

but hopefully that story will work out for you


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: dirtworshipper]
    #7453619 - 09/25/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Have you ever seen Old Yeller?


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453620 - 09/25/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think all insurance policies specifically exclude damage caused by animals.

I know my house insurance and the purchase protection on visa excludes animal damage.

I guess check your policy? If it doesn't cover it, maybe set it on fire and say it short circuited?


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453628 - 09/25/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

put some ice in her ass and pussy.

that'll learn 'er


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453630 - 09/25/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It does, it excludes damage caused by animals.
I want to kill the fucking dog, but then the
SPCA would be all over my ass.

Well, atleast I still have my PC, but god damn,
that's a punch to the wallet to say the least.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453636 - 09/25/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Just drop it from a 30 story building. Say it worked despite the dog chewing it, but the 30 story accidental drop ruined everything.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7453641 - 09/25/07 10:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Alienware has undercover agents that monitor Shroomery in attempt to foil insurance fraud.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453644 - 09/25/07 10:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I guess, we know what you dog thanks about Alienware laptops.

Maybe you renters insurance, will cover it.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7453648 - 09/25/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well if setting it on fire is not an option,

Mail it to yourself and insure it.

Just make sure it never arrives....;)


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453651 - 09/25/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

FondaCox said:
Well if setting it on fire is not an option,

Mail it to yourself and insure it.

Just make sure it never arrives....;)




That was in a Seinfeld episode, and it went terribly wrong.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Brainiac]
    #7453659 - 09/25/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Brainiac said:
I guess, we know what you dog thanks about Alienware laptops.

Maybe you renters insurance, will cover it.




If by renters insurance, you mean being a tenant, no
that won't even cover it, I'm not suppose to have animals.

I'm just completely fucked.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453681 - 09/25/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I should have been a writer for Seinfeld then!

But seriously, how about you fake a break in for the renters insurance?

It's covered by renters insurance if it was stolen in the commission of a felony isn't it?


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453689 - 09/25/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe tell Alienware that you dropped it in a puddle and that would explain the CPU short circuiting and keyboard damage.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7453696 - 09/25/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Pay one of your friends to break in and to steal it...


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Brainiac]
    #7453708 - 09/25/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now that's feasable, especially with as dumb as Florida police are. :grin:


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453778 - 09/25/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You PAID for an Alienware computer!? Holy crap, I'd be pissed too if I got ripped off that bad.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453790 - 09/25/07 10:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Pledge2Educate said:
How in the hell should I explain that one to Alienware?




Tell them "My dog ate it."


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453793 - 09/25/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

FondaCox said:
I think all insurance policies specifically exclude damage caused by animals.

I know my house insurance and the purchase protection on visa excludes animal damage.

I guess check your policy? If it doesn't cover it, maybe set it on fire and say it short circuited?




So if your dog went out and bought a bunch of shit with your credit card you'd be fucked?


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: jewunit]
    #7453820 - 09/25/07 10:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I would be rich if my dogs were smart enough to do that!

Unfortunately they are cute, not geniuses...



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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: jewunit]
    #7453838 - 09/25/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Here's a picture of the culprit:









I'll pay $50 for someone to whack the bitch. :shocked:

The laptop in the pic is my other laptop, not the Alienware.
I've got 4 comps.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


Edited by Pledge2Educate (09/25/07 11:00 PM)


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Mitchnast]
    #7453855 - 09/25/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mitchnast said:
put some ice in her ass and pussy.

that'll learn 'er




very wise words

:strokebeard:


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453857 - 09/25/07 11:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LOL

Ok I think the root of the problem is too many computers!

And if you need to release some anger, don't be afraid to show your self in the naked men thread....*wink *wink


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453869 - 09/25/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

FondaCox said:
LOL

Ok I think the root of the problem is too many computers!

And if you need to release some anger, don't be afraid to show your self in the naked men thread....*wink *wink




I don't have too many computers, actually I don't think I have enough. I do a lot of programming and SDK Compilation, along with webscripting, and security systems analsys. That eats up my cpu's.
What the hell though, I'll take a nude pic of myself and throw it in there for the hell of it.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


Edited by Pledge2Educate (09/25/07 11:03 PM)


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453873 - 09/25/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

u need to keep computers away from dogs.

its not the dogs fault, it knows no better


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453881 - 09/25/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck yeah, you better!

5 shrooms for you if you do

"i" :enjoycock:


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453894 - 09/25/07 11:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

honestly if any of my dogs ever fucked with my computer I would take them out and put a bullet in its head.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: aDoS]
    #7453897 - 09/25/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I don't own a gun, nor believe in them.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: aDoS]
    #7453904 - 09/25/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Kill your dog?

You are sick!


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: indica]
    #7453914 - 09/25/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

xk3m_indica said:
u need to keep computers away from dogs.

its not the dogs fault, it knows no better




QFT.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453936 - 09/25/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

FondaCox said:
Kill your dog?

You are sick!




It was a joke, even though Ginger destroyed my laptop,
I still love her.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453947 - 09/25/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I meant Ados

he sounded more serious


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453958 - 09/25/07 11:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh, sorry about that, anyway, I posted my nude pics.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7453973 - 09/25/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now doesn't that feel better?

5 shrooms for you!


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453979 - 09/25/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you have no idea


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7453992 - 09/25/07 11:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I thought you were actually handing out ratings.
I was expecting to be exposed for Shroomery Indecent Exposure.


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7454001 - 09/25/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I gave you 5 shrooms, check.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: FondaCox]
    #7454004 - 09/25/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, it said: he's got balls and this thread proves it.

I hit the floor laughing, oh the irony.:grin:


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I've never come across a cow pasture in
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Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: So fucking pissed [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7454008 - 09/25/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I aim to please!


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