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acidistic
The Lost Stoner



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Crazy, sad weekend!
#7449590 - 09/24/07 10:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whats up Shroomery? Not a real poster here but I love some of the topics in the pub and the growers forum and just needed to vent my weekend so here it goes..
I was chillin at my friends house just drinking beers and watching The Wall when some girls come over. I'm like fuckin sweet! So I start talking to this very nice and gorgeous girl ( by the time I start the conversation about 20 beers are resting in my belly) everythings going great and out of nowwhere she takles me to the ground and basically proceeds to bite the living shit out of me!
I meen fuck I've got huge bloody/brused bite marks all over me and after being pretty drunk I finally manage to get this bitch off me and pin here to the ground. She says, "Come here," so I basically flip out going LISTEN BITCH YOU FUCKING BITE ME AGIAN I SWEAR! Then she says no in this kinda druken flirty voice and we proceed to makeout. Now in the back of my mind I'm thinkin what the fuck just happened!?
We end up in the other room. I start eating here out and everythings going good but all the beer and comotion caused Mr. woody to die no matter how hard I tried or how long she yanked it would not stand up! She leaves, I being extremely angry at myself and her proceed to beat the living shit out of this tree outside almost breaking my fingers and passed out a little bit later.
Well thats it sorry if grammer or spelling is messed up but umm I just needed to rant feel free to just bypass this thread. Peace
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Tangerines




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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: acidistic]
#7449606 - 09/24/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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owwee at least you did not puke in her vajaja
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JunkFood
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: acidistic]
#7449647 - 09/24/07 10:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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AlCapwn
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: acidistic]
#7449674 - 09/24/07 10:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bypass this thread, are you crazy? It's shit like this that I live for, maaaaaaaaaan!
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Mitchnast
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: AlCapwn]
#7449692 - 09/24/07 10:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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should have put ice in her ass and pussy...
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Tangerines




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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: Mitchnast]
#7449699 - 09/24/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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reminds me of a story;
so a guy is eating a girl out and puts a jolly rancher in her pussy to make it taste good. well it gets lost in the pussy and he thinks he finds it and bites down. low and behold its a big herpes sore that pops in his mouth and oozes all over his face so he gets herppes.
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Mitchnast
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: Tangerines]
#7449709 - 09/24/07 10:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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herpes jokes are funny.... unless you have herpes
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Tangerines




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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: Mitchnast]
#7449724 - 09/24/07 10:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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who was telling a joke?
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: acidistic]
#7450936 - 09/25/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shit happens; you were caught off guard... you wouldn't have had 20 beers if you knew Biter was coming over. Right?
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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