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OfflineToTheSummit
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Tell us a secret about yourself.
    #7449560 - 09/24/07 09:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

And do it here instead of the anonymous forum if you dare.

My secret:
I was a compulsive liar until I was in my early 20's.  I don't know why.  Maybe it had to do with my lack of self confidence so I'd embellish the truth or just flat out make shit up to feel included in social situations.  And it was always stupid shit.  Like people would be talking about some new movie that was out and I'd say I had seen it when I really hadn't.  I was always trying not to get caught in my own lies, which I often did.  I can only imagine what people thought of me! :rolleyes:

It was when I was in my early 20's that I went through a serious personality change.  Coincidentally, it coincided with a couple years of very heavy LSD use.  During that time I broke the stupid habit of telling ridiculous lies for no reason.  I guess I just became more comfortable with who I was and didn't care what others thought anymore.  And it was amazing how much easier life became once I didn't have to remember which lies I told to whom!

Now I'm just honest about what a dumbass I am, even when it makes me look stupid. :smirk:

Although people around me when I was young surely knew this fact about me I have never openly admitted it anywhere before.  So fess up, suckers! :tongue:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7449566 - 09/24/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i'm pretty sure i've already told all my secrets to the shroomery multiple times.


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OfflineToTheSummit
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449571 - 09/24/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, everyone keeps one or two dark secrets locked away for future confession.
EDIT: Except maybe Muppet. :smirk:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7449582 - 09/24/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hrm.. i'm pretty sure i've already fessed up to them all. i can repeat 'em if it'd make you feel any better.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449592 - 09/24/07 10:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

my secrets are dark enough to remain just that. secrets


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7449596 - 09/24/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

oh wait, here's one.  once when i was a wee lad (like elementary school), my dog licked my genitalia and i didn't stop him :shrug:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7449597 - 09/24/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i slaughtered 1000 children while tripping on 1000 hits of lsd...


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7449599 - 09/24/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

well
one time Freshman year

i was at this brawl
and i ended up stabbing someone
with a 12 inch blade
i pushed him into a dumpster and booked it

also

one time when i was in jail
i jacked off because i was bored
and i jizzed in my cell mates sheets while he was talking to the psychiatrist


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7449601 - 09/24/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I masturbate to tranny porn.:grin:


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I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7449603 - 09/24/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The first few times i hung out with my best friend was cuz i wanted to pound his mom.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449611 - 09/24/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
oh wait, here's one.  once when i was a wee lad (like elementary school), my dog licked my genitalia and i didn't stop him :shrug:



See, I knew you had it in you!


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7449612 - 09/24/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i'm not ashamed to admit that i am Chairentity for the Superior Council of the Triumvirate of Luminary Maestros of Neptune.
I am also a close associate of the Universal Honcho of the Realm of Hot and Cold.

guess its not so secret anymore!

oh and in first grade i used to purposefully stick me hair inside me ear cuz it felt good when i pulled it out all waxy like.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Yarry]
    #7449613 - 09/24/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

not really a dark secret but i still have my v-card.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7449620 - 09/24/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I've never told anyone this, but...




I did not care for Pan's Labyrinth.



In all honesty though, one of my deeper secrets:

I was once involved in a hit and run. Put bluntly, I caused a pretty serious accident and ran. I was young, intoxicated and incredibly stupid. I've yet to live this one down, and still struggle with it on a daily basis.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: MiddleFinger]
    #7449628 - 09/24/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I used to beat off to words in the dictionary when I first discovered beating it.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7449629 - 09/24/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
not really a dark secret but i still have my v-card.




Me too :naughty:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: jewunit]
    #7449630 - 09/24/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no jew we will not hook up! :mad:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7449631 - 09/24/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:sad:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Yarry]
    #7449633 - 09/24/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

when i was a young teen id purposely fuck guys in relationships and marriages just to fuck their shit up. i wanted to find out how true love was, or whether it was all one bullshit facade, and of course it was the latter.

i had sexual relations with very, very, very, very young folk in the past. that is about as far as i am going to say on that subject.

um what else. the other day i was trying to plug a pill, but i was all constipated from IV'ing hydromorphone, so when i stuffed my finger up there i felt a smush of poo in there. i ended up scooping it out with my finger and flinging it in the toilet bowl HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
aHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: jewunit]
    #7449635 - 09/24/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

okay well maybe DP a fat chick.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: jewunit]
    #7449639 - 09/24/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I cant really think of any other than bein semi-raped by my babysitter, I have the story in annonymous.

Oh ya and when I was underage I did put nudes on ratemyschlong.com :smile:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7449641 - 09/24/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

A few years ago I killed a nigger with a hammer.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7449643 - 09/24/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

oh also
this one time
while i was spending the night at my friends house a long long time ago
i witnessed his hot mom get fucked by his dad


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7449645 - 09/24/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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I cant really think of any other than bein semi-raped by my babysitter, I have the story in annonymous.




that was you? i posted about being molested too! high five!


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449646 - 09/24/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Racist mother fucker, I'll lynch you like a Rag head. :yesnod:
lol. Sorry, I'm stoned.


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I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: MiddleFinger]
    #7449648 - 09/24/07 10:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I masturbate about twice a day to all the fetish porn you can imagine (save a few really nasty ones)

I cut my pubes with my roomies pot scissors

I link everyone on my MSN list to gay porn on a regular basis.

I pick my nose and flick the boogers when I'm outdoors. (Hey, beats sticking em under a chair or desk)

Uhm... I'll make another post if I think of more.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7449656 - 09/24/07 10:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sublimistri said:
Oh ya and when I was underage I did put nudes on ratemyschlong.com :smile:




and i definitely did the underage nude thing, but that's no secret.  from like 13-18ish i would go onto aol every couple of months and do the whole nude trade thing.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7449657 - 09/24/07 10:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm all good with the fetish shit, but your roomies ganja scissors man? That's just wrong. :yesnod:


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GGreatOne234 said:
I've never come across a cow pasture in
Florida that did not have No Trespassing signs.
Those signs mean stay the f away.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7449660 - 09/24/07 10:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

oh wait there more.

ive killed some of my pets intentionally and slowly.

i did let a fat guy eat me out and then he requested me to urinate on him (but thats not news really)

i got kicked out of high school for tazering a group of boys for "fun"


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7449666 - 09/24/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Pledge2Educate said:
Racist mother fucker, I'll lynch you like a Rag head. :yesnod:
lol. Sorry, I'm stoned.




Actually that was my grandad.

I am socially liberal. Smoke on..:tongue2:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449667 - 09/24/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

pee on me???


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449669 - 09/24/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
oh wait there more.

ive killed some of my pets intentionally and slowly.

i did let a fat guy eat me out and then he requested me to urinate on him (but thats not news really)

i got kicked out of high school for tazering a group of boys for "fun"




that last story reminded me of this one time

i got expelled from my school for lighting a school building on fire
while drunk


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7449670 - 09/24/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

my thoughts scare the shit out of me because im afraid one day ill seriously hurt someone(s). O and i think im a schiz. :psycho:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449673 - 09/24/07 10:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:

sublimistri said:
I cant really think of any other than bein semi-raped by my babysitter, I have the story in annonymous.




that was you?  i posted about being molested too!  high five!





haha yea, I wont forget those days :dancing: She was kinda hot too, she knew my older sister, thats how she became my babysitter... i cant remember my age it was probably more like 7-10 and she was like 15-17


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7449675 - 09/24/07 10:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh I have a good one. I've beaten off to that pic of Jenny's ass with an Elmo doll sticking out of it.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7449676 - 09/24/07 10:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i bought an epilator for like $50 to use on my pubic hair. i used it on a semi-regular basis, but have since stopped because i couldn't get rid of the irritation/ingrown hairs.

i recently just bought a philips norelco body groom to replace the epilator (it'll be a hell of a lot less painful)


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7449677 - 09/24/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
oh wait there more.

ive killed some of my pets intentionally and slowly.

i did let a fat guy eat me out and then he requested me to urinate on him (but thats not news really)

i got kicked out of high school for tazering a group of boys for "fun"




that last story reminded me of this one time

i got expelled from my school for lighting a school building on fire
while drunk




HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAA

that story totally reminds me of this 1 dude who tried to do that to a club because they were letting everybody else in except for him

i tried to light so much shit on fire at school but for some reason my arson never carried out well.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7449678 - 09/24/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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DeathCompany said:
my thoughts scare the shit out of me because im afraid one day ill seriously hurt someone(s). O and i think im a schiz. :psycho:




Don't let your thoughts become you man. if you are serious because that is serious.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7449679 - 09/24/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I masturbated once.
Well actually it was more than once. I feel so ashamed.

Especially because it was right after I killed that nigger.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449688 - 09/24/07 10:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i'm somewhat afraid of balconies on tall buildings because i keep seeing myself running and jumping straight off without provocation, over and over again. i even feel compelled to do it. it frightens me, so i like to avoid areas like that.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449694 - 09/24/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, I've had dreams like that.

*shivers*


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449696 - 09/24/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
oh wait there more.

ive killed some of my pets intentionally and slowly.

i did let a fat guy eat me out and then he requested me to urinate on him (but thats not news really)

i got kicked out of high school for tazering a group of boys for "fun"




that last story reminded me of this one time

i got expelled from my school for lighting a school building on fire
while drunk




HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAA

that story totally reminds me of this 1 dude who tried to do that to a club because they were letting everybody else in except for him

i tried to light so much shit on fire at school but for some reason my arson never carried out well.




well i snuck out at like 1 AM with my best friend at the time
on my 16th birthday
i stole some mail
kicked in the door
stuffed the door full of mail
lit it on fire

cops came
i went to jail
was convicted as an adult
got raped in jail
and now im morally unconscious
and my soul is almost near, if not already, gone


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449698 - 09/24/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
i'm somewhat afraid of balconies on tall buildings because i keep seeing myself running and jumping straight off without provocation, over and over again. i even feel compelled to do it. it frightens me, so i like to avoid areas like that.




I do that stuff too when im really high (not on drugs) I can picture myself jumping and it kinda freaks me out a little. I just think im acrophobic.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449703 - 09/24/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I saw a titty pic of some chick named Jenny here on the Shroomery.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449704 - 09/24/07 10:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

oh, and i think i'm attracted to a guy sitting over there. but i have trouble interpreting my own feelings, so i don't know.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449710 - 09/24/07 10:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Or what about when your driving on the road and u get that urge to just smash into the oncoming traffic.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Pledge2Educate]
    #7449716 - 09/24/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I saw a titty pic of some chick named Jenny here on the Shroomery.





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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7449718 - 09/24/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

oh yeah. i definitely have gotten that one.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7449721 - 09/24/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Or what about when your driving on the road and u get that urge to just smash into the oncoming traffic.




ohh yea sometimes i will actually swerve into the other lane very briefly to give them a scare.


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    #7449723 - 09/24/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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oh, and i think i'm attracted to a guy sitting over there.  but i have trouble interpreting my own feelings, so i don't know.




Hell, everyone on the plant is bisexual except for me. :shrug:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7449726 - 09/24/07 10:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Just found it searching old posts, didn't know.
I've only been on this site for like a month.
Came over here from my long time home of Sacred Shrooms.:grin:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449729 - 09/24/07 10:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i think i'm more curious than full-blown bi. and if i am to discover that i'm full-blown bi, i will most definitely not tell anyone i know, particularly my best friend, but i just don't think he'd react very well.


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    #7449731 - 09/24/07 10:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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ohh yea sometimes i will actually swerve into the other lane very briefly to give them a scare.




I do that as a warning just before switching on my newly bought bright lights.

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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449735 - 09/24/07 10:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I ALMOST got a DUI but the judge threw it out woot. still got underage and the same penalty as a dui.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449736 - 09/24/07 10:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

this thread was moving at light-speed for a few minutes there.


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    #7449739 - 09/24/07 10:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, keeping the 'ole sexual history close to the vest is always a good idea. Of course we are more or less anonymous here.


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this thread was moving at light-speed for a few minutes there.




This thread would probably get a better response in OTD.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449748 - 09/24/07 10:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past

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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449750 - 09/24/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

are u the guy who made the post in the anonymous forum about the 3 lesbians and fingering butt holes?


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
    #7449752 - 09/24/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You're probably right, but then the thread would be savagly raped by the Freak Show known as OTD.


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this thread was moving at light-speed for a few minutes there.




This thread would probably get a better response in OTD.




yea but none would be serious.


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I ALMOST got a DUI but the judge threw it out woot. still got underage and the same penalty as a dui.




How many beers had you had?

I was hammered and out of town, off my game, swallowing lortabs like they were candy. I was lucky there was no accident.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7449765 - 09/24/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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oh wait there more.

ive killed some of my pets intentionally and slowly.

i did let a fat guy eat me out and then he requested me to urinate on him (but thats not news really)

i got kicked out of high school for tazering a group of boys for "fun"




that last story reminded me of this one time

i got expelled from my school for lighting a school building on fire
while drunk




HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAA

that story totally reminds me of this 1 dude who tried to do that to a club because they were letting everybody else in except for him

i tried to light so much shit on fire at school but for some reason my arson never carried out well.




well i snuck out at like 1 AM with my best friend at the time
on my 16th birthday
i stole some mail
kicked in the door
stuffed the door full of mail
lit it on fire

cops came
i went to jail
was convicted as an adult
got raped in jail
and now im morally unconscious
and my soul is almost near, if not already, gone




dude thats fucking crazy,
cause when i was 15 me and my friend sara got shitfaced and snuck out to fuck up this faggot ass ravers house,
we stuck poo in their mailbox and i puked all over their driveway,
then i painted the puke all over their garage doors
we bashed in some windows, until we heard cop sirens, then ran back home as fast as we could
i never got caught for shit

fuck consciousness anyway,
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    #7449769 - 09/24/07 10:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

only a 12-er...thing was i was parked at a porn store buying whippets and the car looked suspicious so cops came and the car was left on by me, the driver. sooo they knew i was driving but the judge said because I was never physically in the car when the cops saw me it was thrown out. yay.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7449778 - 09/24/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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are u the guy who made the post in the anonymous forum about the 3 lesbians and fingering butt holes?




unfortunately no. however, i did respond to that thread green with envy. i personally have an aversion to anal play. the butt is where poo comes from, and that's icky. but i can't say i'm not intrigued by the prospect of prostate stimulation.

fucking lucky bastard that guy was. 3 hot lesbians and him? christ almighty.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449781 - 09/24/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past

unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there




You're a tiny asian girl.  :lol:  You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies.  :lol:

Mine: When I had long hair, I dressed up in a sleevless lime-colored dress, shaved my pits and legs, got made-up, and went to a drag queen contest. 

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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7449785 - 09/24/07 10:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

pics.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449786 - 09/24/07 10:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past





Aggressiveness could be worthwhile, my past 3 partners have been the virgin acting type and its very.. annoying. They wouldnt even take it in the butt.:nonono: I do have one aggressive one waiting for me but fuck no license and its an hour away.


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    #7449790 - 09/24/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Can't. No digi cams then. They're with one of my friends, but my scanner hasn't arrived yet.

Trust me--I was fucking AWESOME. The spotlight kept trending over to me.


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    #7449794 - 09/24/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

one tiem a piece of wood fell on my head as i was climbing up my tree house a long time ago and it cracked it open and bled and i had to go to the hospital  :grin:

well actually i dunno, thats not quite a secret i guess. hmm, i dont really have many secrets, id have to think for a while and then maybe i could find something, i dunno.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7449796 - 09/24/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i've only ever had sex with two women, and in both cases they directly instigated the sex-happenings (the first of which i ended up dating for 4.5 years, the second was the one night stand with the 36 yr old chick). i'm a pussy when it comes to women. but neither of these are deep dark secrets.


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    #7449799 - 09/24/07 10:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:

U just reminded me of when I was younger walking under a tree and birdshit hit me on the head.


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    #7449817 - 09/24/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

oh, once two years ago for a history exam we were given a list of like 30 IDs, 10 of which would be on the exam, plus like 5 possible essays. i recorded myself saying the answers on my mp3 player, then wore it to the test. i had long hair, so it hid the earpiece. i aced the exam.


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    #7449818 - 09/24/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i've only ever had sex with two women, and in both cases they directly instigated the sex-happenings (the first of which i ended up dating for 4.5 years, the second was the one night stand with the 36 yr old chick). i'm a pussy when it comes to women. but neither of these are deep dark secrets.




A few years ago I moved schools just to get away from my old town (where theres tons of hot girls and some like me, now its easier for me to lay them) and came to this one just to practice my game. I would make myself get rejected many times(If your not getting rejected then your not trying), and sometimes I wouldnt get rejected, I got more comfortable around girls doing this and better at getting thier numbers.

Funny thing is I havent got laid in this town once, although i did get a couple numbers and invites.


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    #7449871 - 09/24/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

MY SECRET:
The Day I Got Some Tang

It was December, winds were cold, but the breeze was still utterly comfortable. I just had started talking with this one tall, blonde girl who also had done some modeling so she was a looker.

A few kisses later, she became my girlfriend. We used to roam the streets looking for things to do. We were young, and naive. She was a nympho nonetheless and I gladly took advantage of that.

Winter Break came and my friend was leaving for South Carolina. I had asked him earlier if I could use his backhouse as a party pad, he had agreed to it as long as there were no damages.

One night, my girlfriend at the time and I were walking around town, bored and horny. Suddenly i remembered that i knew where my friend hid his key to his house! We quickly went to his house.

His backhouse was locked, that lying sack of shit so I decided to just go inside the main house. We ended up in his bed, naked, hot, and horny.

I fucked her for a good hour, switching positions every so often. She jizzed all over my friends sheets and as did I.

I didn't spill the beans to my friend for 5 weeks. He slept all up in my cum puddles.


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    #7449881 - 09/24/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

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oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past

unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there




You're a tiny asian girl.  :lol:  You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies.  :lol:





i dont hit like a girl. every guy that i have ever hit, whether they are lovers or friends, has said it does hurt, and i do throw punches like a man. ive left physical markings like bruises and what not. my mom is the same way. shes even smaller than frail than me and has busted down locked doors and shit (with furniture blockading the other side ROFL), one time she even threw a 24" TV at me (not a flat screen either, a bigass old box one), and all my friends thought she was on animal steroids or pcp for the longest time ever :lol:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7449904 - 09/24/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past





Aggressiveness could be worthwhile, my past 3 partners have been the virgin acting type and its very.. annoying. They wouldnt even take it in the butt.:nonono: I do have one aggressive one waiting for me but fuck no license and its an hour away.




oh yeah, i do have another one.
ive never taken it up the butt. tried with a small dildo and my own self, and it just ended up being really frustrating and annoying. just felt like i had to take a big fat constipated shit the entire time.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449918 - 09/24/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past

unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there




You're a tiny asian girl.  :lol:  You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies.  :lol:





i dont hit like a girl. every guy that i have ever hit, whether they are lovers or friends, has said it does hurt, and i do throw punches like a man. ive left physical markings like bruises and what not. my mom is the same way. shes even smaller than frail than me and has busted down locked doors and shit (with furniture blockading the other side ROFL), one time she even threw a 24" TV at me (not a flat screen either, a bigass old box one), and all my friends thought she was on animal steroids or pcp for the longest time ever :lol:




Iif you're not some imported Chinese fatty, I guarantee I would pin you down. 

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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7449919 - 09/24/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm an alcoholic.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449920 - 09/24/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I was not expecting that.. :lol: its starting to seem like guys like anal more than chicks :puke: Ive done made an agreement with myself the next girl im fuckin im slippin it in her butt on "accident"


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7449926 - 09/24/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I was not expecting that.. :lol: its starting to seem like guys like anal more than chicks :puke: Ive done made an agreement with myself the next girl im fuckin im slippin it in her butt on "accident"




lmfao.. unless she's a regular of anal penetration, i doubt it'll just "slip in".  more like you'd poke the brown eye, get a quarter inch of penetration, and she'd be like "wtf! no no mr sneaky pants!"

then she'd poo on you.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449937 - 09/24/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The girl I kind of have plans with is a freak (its just a matter of when im in town), I think she might like anal, I dunno, I havent really talked to her about it I was just gonna stick to plans :smile:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7449962 - 09/24/07 11:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, most girls don't like it when you 'accidently slip in in their butt' FYI.

here's my secret: sometimes, mostly when i'm drunk, i sit down to pee. it's so feminine and girly to sit down, but i do it anyway. it's nice to know you have an alternative when you are too drunk to aim properly.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7449964 - 09/24/07 11:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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GnuBobo said:
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Crystal G said:
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Crystal G said:
oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past

unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there




You're a tiny asian girl.  :lol:  You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies.  :lol:





i dont hit like a girl. every guy that i have ever hit, whether they are lovers or friends, has said it does hurt, and i do throw punches like a man. ive left physical markings like bruises and what not. my mom is the same way. shes even smaller than frail than me and has busted down locked doors and shit (with furniture blockading the other side ROFL), one time she even threw a 24" TV at me (not a flat screen either, a bigass old box one), and all my friends thought she was on animal steroids or pcp for the longest time ever :lol:




Iif you're not some imported Chinese fatty, I guarantee I would pin you down. 

The more you cursed, the harder I'd push. 


Bitch.




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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449995 - 09/24/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im visiting my mums place for the week, and my mom and sister totally just had a booger war right now--my sister started it and picked this bigass nostril-waste scab and pasted it on my moms arm, and my mom in return hocked a fatass loogie and blew it all over the wall and my sister. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7450004 - 09/24/07 11:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
I used to beat off to words in the dictionary when I first discovered beating it.




ROTFL


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7450047 - 09/25/07 12:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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GnuBobo said:
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Crystal G said:
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GnuBobo said:
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Crystal G said:
oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past

unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there




You're a tiny asian girl.  :lol:  You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies.  :lol:





i dont hit like a girl. every guy that i have ever hit, whether they are lovers or friends, has said it does hurt, and i do throw punches like a man. ive left physical markings like bruises and what not. my mom is the same way. shes even smaller than frail than me and has busted down locked doors and shit (with furniture blockading the other side ROFL), one time she even threw a 24" TV at me (not a flat screen either, a bigass old box one), and all my friends thought she was on animal steroids or pcp for the longest time ever :lol:




Iif you're not some imported Chinese fatty, I guarantee I would pin you down. 

The more you cursed, the harder I'd push. 


Bitch.




bring it on sugarcakes, i loves me a good tassle :yesnod:




You have way too man STDs to fuck for pleasure.  Your vagina is a cosmic penis vortex.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7450058 - 09/25/07 12:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

who said anything about remotely sexual relations? quit flattering yourself babe :lol:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7450073 - 09/25/07 12:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I just assumed, since your vag is wide like the dearth of life in the Sahara.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7450077 - 09/25/07 12:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

for some reason ive never really felt the same attraction towards the ass fucking like other guys. i dunno, id rather just go with the pussy :shrug:

that was funny about the bird shit though :grin:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Locus]
    #7450082 - 09/25/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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for some reason ive never really felt the same attraction towards the ass fucking like other guys. i dunno, id rather just go with the pussy :shrug:

that was funny about the bird shit though :grin:




Man, after some minutes i get tired of the damn pussy and just wanna try the asshole (you know its gonna be tighter)


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Locus]
    #7450085 - 09/25/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

the decision between ass and pussy is a case by case situtation.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7450087 - 09/25/07 12:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

then I suppose as a self-defense mechanism, my wormhole of an abyss would swallow your puny body whole, thus rendering me the victor of our little feud.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7450093 - 09/25/07 12:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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then I suppose as a self-defense mechanism, my wormhole of an abyss would swallow your puny body whole, thus rendering me the victor of our little feud.




Hear that bobo, your gonna get ate alive. I wish I still had your pic do do a photoshop :rotfl:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7450094 - 09/25/07 12:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you know ive always wondered what laid on the other side of a wormhole, mind if i just stick my head in and take a quick peak? :eek:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7450213 - 09/25/07 01:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i've actually seen a vid
of a girl
with a guy up her vagina


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a guys head hahah


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7450226 - 09/25/07 01:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
I used to beat off to words in the dictionary when I first discovered beating it.




ROTFL




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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7450234 - 09/25/07 01:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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i've actually seen a vid
of a girl
with a guy up her vagina


EDIT:
a guys head hahah




OMFG WTF
http://www.heaven666.org/gigantic-pussy-penetrated-by-guys-head-4772.php

HOLY FUCK!


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7450235 - 09/25/07 01:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm Jesus.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7450236 - 09/25/07 01:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now everyone on the internet knows what that bitch keeps from everybody she knows :thumbdown:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7450237 - 09/25/07 01:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

this thread is too much. i've seen in the guy-dildo vid too. it was...disturbing.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. *DELETED* [Re: ToTheSummit]
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: pB0t]
    #7450296 - 09/25/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

oral stimulation, you might say "why the hands then", and i would say as you assosiate your hands as a extention of your penis.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: pB0t]
    #7450837 - 09/25/07 08:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I went through a stage of wanting sex in public places.  I still like doing it in odd places.  Like houses that are being built but not being lived in yet.  We have christened many a new house in our area.  :hehehe:


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