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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7449926 - 09/24/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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sublimistri said:
I was not expecting that.. :lol: its starting to seem like guys like anal more than chicks :puke: Ive done made an agreement with myself the next girl im fuckin im slippin it in her butt on "accident"




lmfao.. unless she's a regular of anal penetration, i doubt it'll just "slip in".  more like you'd poke the brown eye, get a quarter inch of penetration, and she'd be like "wtf! no no mr sneaky pants!"

then she'd poo on you.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7449937 - 09/24/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The girl I kind of have plans with is a freak (its just a matter of when im in town), I think she might like anal, I dunno, I havent really talked to her about it I was just gonna stick to plans :smile:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7449962 - 09/24/07 11:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, most girls don't like it when you 'accidently slip in in their butt' FYI.

here's my secret: sometimes, mostly when i'm drunk, i sit down to pee. it's so feminine and girly to sit down, but i do it anyway. it's nice to know you have an alternative when you are too drunk to aim properly.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7449964 - 09/24/07 11:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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GnuBobo said:
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Crystal G said:
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GnuBobo said:
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Crystal G said:
oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past

unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there




You're a tiny asian girl.  :lol:  You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies.  :lol:





i dont hit like a girl. every guy that i have ever hit, whether they are lovers or friends, has said it does hurt, and i do throw punches like a man. ive left physical markings like bruises and what not. my mom is the same way. shes even smaller than frail than me and has busted down locked doors and shit (with furniture blockading the other side ROFL), one time she even threw a 24" TV at me (not a flat screen either, a bigass old box one), and all my friends thought she was on animal steroids or pcp for the longest time ever :lol:




Iif you're not some imported Chinese fatty, I guarantee I would pin you down. 

The more you cursed, the harder I'd push. 


Bitch.




bring it on sugarcakes, i loves me a good tassle :yesnod:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449995 - 09/24/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im visiting my mums place for the week, and my mom and sister totally just had a booger war right now--my sister started it and picked this bigass nostril-waste scab and pasted it on my moms arm, and my mom in return hocked a fatass loogie and blew it all over the wall and my sister. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7450004 - 09/24/07 11:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
I used to beat off to words in the dictionary when I first discovered beating it.




ROTFL


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7450047 - 09/25/07 12:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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GnuBobo said:
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Crystal G said:
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GnuBobo said:
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Crystal G said:
oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL

ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past

unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there




You're a tiny asian girl.  :lol:  You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies.  :lol:





i dont hit like a girl. every guy that i have ever hit, whether they are lovers or friends, has said it does hurt, and i do throw punches like a man. ive left physical markings like bruises and what not. my mom is the same way. shes even smaller than frail than me and has busted down locked doors and shit (with furniture blockading the other side ROFL), one time she even threw a 24" TV at me (not a flat screen either, a bigass old box one), and all my friends thought she was on animal steroids or pcp for the longest time ever :lol:




Iif you're not some imported Chinese fatty, I guarantee I would pin you down. 

The more you cursed, the harder I'd push. 


Bitch.




bring it on sugarcakes, i loves me a good tassle :yesnod:




You have way too man STDs to fuck for pleasure.  Your vagina is a cosmic penis vortex.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7450058 - 09/25/07 12:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

who said anything about remotely sexual relations? quit flattering yourself babe :lol:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7450073 - 09/25/07 12:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I just assumed, since your vag is wide like the dearth of life in the Sahara.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
    #7450077 - 09/25/07 12:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

for some reason ive never really felt the same attraction towards the ass fucking like other guys. i dunno, id rather just go with the pussy :shrug:

that was funny about the bird shit though :grin:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Locus]
    #7450082 - 09/25/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Locus said:
for some reason ive never really felt the same attraction towards the ass fucking like other guys. i dunno, id rather just go with the pussy :shrug:

that was funny about the bird shit though :grin:




Man, after some minutes i get tired of the damn pussy and just wanna try the asshole (you know its gonna be tighter)


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Locus]
    #7450085 - 09/25/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

the decision between ass and pussy is a case by case situtation.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7450087 - 09/25/07 12:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

then I suppose as a self-defense mechanism, my wormhole of an abyss would swallow your puny body whole, thus rendering me the victor of our little feud.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7450093 - 09/25/07 12:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
then I suppose as a self-defense mechanism, my wormhole of an abyss would swallow your puny body whole, thus rendering me the victor of our little feud.




Hear that bobo, your gonna get ate alive. I wish I still had your pic do do a photoshop :rotfl:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
    #7450094 - 09/25/07 12:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you know ive always wondered what laid on the other side of a wormhole, mind if i just stick my head in and take a quick peak? :eek:


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7450213 - 09/25/07 01:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i've actually seen a vid
of a girl
with a guy up her vagina


EDIT:
a guys head hahah


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7450226 - 09/25/07 01:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Krystal Klear said:
Quote:

Tangerines said:
I used to beat off to words in the dictionary when I first discovered beating it.




ROTFL




hahahahahahahahaa


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7450234 - 09/25/07 01:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
i've actually seen a vid
of a girl
with a guy up her vagina


EDIT:
a guys head hahah




OMFG WTF
http://www.heaven666.org/gigantic-pussy-penetrated-by-guys-head-4772.php

HOLY FUCK!


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7450235 - 09/25/07 01:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm Jesus.


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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7450236 - 09/25/07 01:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now everyone on the internet knows what that bitch keeps from everybody she knows :thumbdown:


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