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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
#7449754 - 09/24/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said: this thread was moving at light-speed for a few minutes there.
This thread would probably get a better response in OTD.
yea but none would be serious.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
#7449755 - 09/24/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tangerines said: I ALMOST got a DUI but the judge threw it out woot. still got underage and the same penalty as a dui.
How many beers had you had?
I was hammered and out of town, off my game, swallowing lortabs like they were candy. I was lucky there was no accident.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: meatcakeman]
#7449765 - 09/24/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: oh wait there more.
ive killed some of my pets intentionally and slowly.
i did let a fat guy eat me out and then he requested me to urinate on him (but thats not news really)
i got kicked out of high school for tazering a group of boys for "fun"
that last story reminded me of this one time
i got expelled from my school for lighting a school building on fire while drunk
HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAA
that story totally reminds me of this 1 dude who tried to do that to a club because they were letting everybody else in except for him
i tried to light so much shit on fire at school but for some reason my arson never carried out well.
well i snuck out at like 1 AM with my best friend at the time on my 16th birthday i stole some mail kicked in the door stuffed the door full of mail lit it on fire
cops came i went to jail was convicted as an adult got raped in jail and now im morally unconscious and my soul is almost near, if not already, gone
dude thats fucking crazy, cause when i was 15 me and my friend sara got shitfaced and snuck out to fuck up this faggot ass ravers house, we stuck poo in their mailbox and i puked all over their driveway, then i painted the puke all over their garage doors we bashed in some windows, until we heard cop sirens, then ran back home as fast as we could i never got caught for shit
fuck consciousness anyway, friends without em are much funner
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: zorbman]
#7449769 - 09/24/07 10:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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only a 12-er...thing was i was parked at a porn store buying whippets and the car looked suspicious so cops came and the car was left on by me, the driver. sooo they knew i was driving but the judge said because I was never physically in the car when the cops saw me it was thrown out. yay.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: DeathCompany]
#7449778 - 09/24/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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DeathCompany said: are u the guy who made the post in the anonymous forum about the 3 lesbians and fingering butt holes?
unfortunately no. however, i did respond to that thread green with envy. i personally have an aversion to anal play. the butt is where poo comes from, and that's icky. but i can't say i'm not intrigued by the prospect of prostate stimulation.
fucking lucky bastard that guy was. 3 hot lesbians and him? christ almighty.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
#7449781 - 09/24/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL
ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past
unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there
You're a tiny asian girl. You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies. 
Mine: When I had long hair, I dressed up in a sleevless lime-colored dress, shaved my pits and legs, got made-up, and went to a drag queen contest.
Never went onstage, though I was courting the spotlight several times (I was often successful).
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
#7449785 - 09/24/07 10:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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pics.
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sublimistri
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
#7449786 - 09/24/07 10:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past
Aggressiveness could be worthwhile, my past 3 partners have been the virgin acting type and its very.. annoying. They wouldnt even take it in the butt. I do have one aggressive one waiting for me but fuck no license and its an hour away.
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Can't. No digi cams then. They're with one of my friends, but my scanner hasn't arrived yet.
Trust me--I was fucking AWESOME. The spotlight kept trending over to me.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449794 - 09/24/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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one tiem a piece of wood fell on my head as i was climbing up my tree house a long time ago and it cracked it open and bled and i had to go to the hospital
well actually i dunno, thats not quite a secret i guess. hmm, i dont really have many secrets, id have to think for a while and then maybe i could find something, i dunno.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
#7449796 - 09/24/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i've only ever had sex with two women, and in both cases they directly instigated the sex-happenings (the first of which i ended up dating for 4.5 years, the second was the one night stand with the 36 yr old chick). i'm a pussy when it comes to women. but neither of these are deep dark secrets.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Locus]
#7449799 - 09/24/07 10:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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U just reminded me of when I was younger walking under a tree and birdshit hit me on the head.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
#7449817 - 09/24/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh, once two years ago for a history exam we were given a list of like 30 IDs, 10 of which would be on the exam, plus like 5 possible essays. i recorded myself saying the answers on my mp3 player, then wore it to the test. i had long hair, so it hid the earpiece. i aced the exam.
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tiny_rabid_birds said: i've only ever had sex with two women, and in both cases they directly instigated the sex-happenings (the first of which i ended up dating for 4.5 years, the second was the one night stand with the 36 yr old chick). i'm a pussy when it comes to women. but neither of these are deep dark secrets.
A few years ago I moved schools just to get away from my old town (where theres tons of hot girls and some like me, now its easier for me to lay them) and came to this one just to practice my game. I would make myself get rejected many times(If your not getting rejected then your not trying), and sometimes I wouldnt get rejected, I got more comfortable around girls doing this and better at getting thier numbers.
Funny thing is I havent got laid in this town once, although i did get a couple numbers and invites.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449871 - 09/24/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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MY SECRET: The Day I Got Some Tang
It was December, winds were cold, but the breeze was still utterly comfortable. I just had started talking with this one tall, blonde girl who also had done some modeling so she was a looker.
A few kisses later, she became my girlfriend. We used to roam the streets looking for things to do. We were young, and naive. She was a nympho nonetheless and I gladly took advantage of that.
Winter Break came and my friend was leaving for South Carolina. I had asked him earlier if I could use his backhouse as a party pad, he had agreed to it as long as there were no damages.
One night, my girlfriend at the time and I were walking around town, bored and horny. Suddenly i remembered that i knew where my friend hid his key to his house! We quickly went to his house.
His backhouse was locked, that lying sack of shit so I decided to just go inside the main house. We ended up in his bed, naked, hot, and horny.
I fucked her for a good hour, switching positions every so often. She jizzed all over my friends sheets and as did I.
I didn't spill the beans to my friend for 5 weeks. He slept all up in my cum puddles.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: GnuBobo]
#7449881 - 09/24/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL
ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past
unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there
You're a tiny asian girl. You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies. 
i dont hit like a girl. every guy that i have ever hit, whether they are lovers or friends, has said it does hurt, and i do throw punches like a man. ive left physical markings like bruises and what not. my mom is the same way. shes even smaller than frail than me and has busted down locked doors and shit (with furniture blockading the other side ROFL), one time she even threw a 24" TV at me (not a flat screen either, a bigass old box one), and all my friends thought she was on animal steroids or pcp for the longest time ever
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: sublimistri]
#7449904 - 09/24/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past
Aggressiveness could be worthwhile, my past 3 partners have been the virgin acting type and its very.. annoying. They wouldnt even take it in the butt. I do have one aggressive one waiting for me but fuck no license and its an hour away.
oh yeah, i do have another one. ive never taken it up the butt. tried with a small dildo and my own self, and it just ended up being really frustrating and annoying. just felt like i had to take a big fat constipated shit the entire time.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
#7449918 - 09/24/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: oh yeah, i also did a hit and run on a homeless bums shopping cart that had his entire lifes worth of 40oz bottles packaged neatly in there... destroyed everything that he owned... but i was para that he was gonna stab me so i just ran LOL
ive physically abused several of my lovers in the past
unfortunately i dont have any secrets as of recent. everything thats happened (well, 75% of it) ive mostly spilled out somewhere here and there
You're a tiny asian girl. You must have shacked-up with some serious pussies. 
i dont hit like a girl. every guy that i have ever hit, whether they are lovers or friends, has said it does hurt, and i do throw punches like a man. ive left physical markings like bruises and what not. my mom is the same way. shes even smaller than frail than me and has busted down locked doors and shit (with furniture blockading the other side ROFL), one time she even threw a 24" TV at me (not a flat screen either, a bigass old box one), and all my friends thought she was on animal steroids or pcp for the longest time ever
Iif you're not some imported Chinese fatty, I guarantee I would pin you down.
The more you cursed, the harder I'd push.
Bitch.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449919 - 09/24/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm an alcoholic.
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Crystal G]
#7449920 - 09/24/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was not expecting that.. its starting to seem like guys like anal more than chicks Ive done made an agreement with myself the next girl im fuckin im slippin it in her butt on "accident"
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