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ToTheSummit
peregrinus



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Tell us a secret about yourself.
#7449560 - 09/24/07 09:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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And do it here instead of the anonymous forum if you dare.
My secret: I was a compulsive liar until I was in my early 20's. I don't know why. Maybe it had to do with my lack of self confidence so I'd embellish the truth or just flat out make shit up to feel included in social situations. And it was always stupid shit. Like people would be talking about some new movie that was out and I'd say I had seen it when I really hadn't. I was always trying not to get caught in my own lies, which I often did. I can only imagine what people thought of me! 
It was when I was in my early 20's that I went through a serious personality change. Coincidentally, it coincided with a couple years of very heavy LSD use. During that time I broke the stupid habit of telling ridiculous lies for no reason. I guess I just became more comfortable with who I was and didn't care what others thought anymore. And it was amazing how much easier life became once I didn't have to remember which lies I told to whom!
Now I'm just honest about what a dumbass I am, even when it makes me look stupid. 
Although people around me when I was young surely knew this fact about me I have never openly admitted it anywhere before. So fess up, suckers!
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449566 - 09/24/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm pretty sure i've already told all my secrets to the shroomery multiple times.
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ToTheSummit
peregrinus



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Nah, everyone keeps one or two dark secrets locked away for future confession. EDIT: Except maybe Muppet.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449582 - 09/24/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hrm.. i'm pretty sure i've already fessed up to them all. i can repeat 'em if it'd make you feel any better.
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blkjkrabbit

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my secrets are dark enough to remain just that. secrets
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7449596 - 09/24/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh wait, here's one. once when i was a wee lad (like elementary school), my dog licked my genitalia and i didn't stop him
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Tangerines




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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7449597 - 09/24/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i slaughtered 1000 children while tripping on 1000 hits of lsd...
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meatcakeman
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449599 - 09/24/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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well one time Freshman year
i was at this brawl and i ended up stabbing someone with a 12 inch blade i pushed him into a dumpster and booked it
also
one time when i was in jail i jacked off because i was bored and i jizzed in my cell mates sheets while he was talking to the psychiatrist
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Pledge2Educate
Der Pilzkönig



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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449601 - 09/24/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I masturbate to tranny porn.
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Yarry
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7449603 - 09/24/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The first few times i hung out with my best friend was cuz i wanted to pound his mom.
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ToTheSummit
peregrinus



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Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said: oh wait, here's one. once when i was a wee lad (like elementary school), my dog licked my genitalia and i didn't stop him
See, I knew you had it in you!
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Clean
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449612 - 09/24/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm not ashamed to admit that i am Chairentity for the Superior Council of the Triumvirate of Luminary Maestros of Neptune. I am also a close associate of the Universal Honcho of the Realm of Hot and Cold.
guess its not so secret anymore!
oh and in first grade i used to purposefully stick me hair inside me ear cuz it felt good when i pulled it out all waxy like.
Edited by Clean (09/30/07 10:40 PM)
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Tangerines




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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Yarry]
#7449613 - 09/24/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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not really a dark secret but i still have my v-card.
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MiddleFinger
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7449620 - 09/24/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've never told anyone this, but...
I did not care for Pan's Labyrinth.
In all honesty though, one of my deeper secrets:
I was once involved in a hit and run. Put bluntly, I caused a pretty serious accident and ran. I was young, intoxicated and incredibly stupid. I've yet to live this one down, and still struggle with it on a daily basis.
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Tangerines




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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: MiddleFinger]
#7449628 - 09/24/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used to beat off to words in the dictionary when I first discovered beating it.
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jewunit
Brutal!

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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
#7449629 - 09/24/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said: not really a dark secret but i still have my v-card.
Me too
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Tangerines




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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: jewunit]
#7449630 - 09/24/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no jew we will not hook up!
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jewunit
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Tangerines]
#7449631 - 09/24/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: Yarry]
#7449633 - 09/24/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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when i was a young teen id purposely fuck guys in relationships and marriages just to fuck their shit up. i wanted to find out how true love was, or whether it was all one bullshit facade, and of course it was the latter.
i had sexual relations with very, very, very, very young folk in the past. that is about as far as i am going to say on that subject.
um what else. the other day i was trying to plug a pill, but i was all constipated from IV'ing hydromorphone, so when i stuffed my finger up there i felt a smush of poo in there. i ended up scooping it out with my finger and flinging it in the toilet bowl HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH aHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tangerines




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Re: Tell us a secret about yourself. [Re: jewunit]
#7449635 - 09/24/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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okay well maybe DP a fat chick.
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