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The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?)
#7448758 - 09/24/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just got a package from the whizzinator, and frankly, I'm gettin a bit nervous. I hope it goes off w/o a hitch. I've searched the forums thoroughly even before I ordered it. I think there should be more info. on this. I'm not sure yet how I'm gonna carry it in there. I will post my experience, good or bad.
Any words of whizzdom?
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: LouiseLouise]
#7448827 - 09/24/07 07:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Let me know,i just failed a drug test at work last week.They're giving me 30 days to get clean,I refuse to stop smokin MJ.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: avidpicker]
#7449070 - 09/24/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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> I'm not sure yet how I'm gonna carry it in there.
Well... It's a fake penis, so I suggest that you carry it in your crotch area.
I don't think it will work too well if you pull it out of your pocket.
Anyways, I've heard good things about it, but never had to find out first hand since there's no way I'd ever have to take a supervised piss test. Frankly, if anyone ever tried to make me take one I'd fill the cup right to the top and then throw it in their face as I pretended to trip. I don't know why anyone would submit to such a degrading experience.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: fastfred]
#7449911 - 09/24/07 11:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
fastfred said: > I don't know why anyone would submit to such a degrading experience. -FF
i can answer that for you.... because its a LOT less degrading than having bubba bend you over and fuck you...
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: DAVID_ALLAN_CEO]
#7451283 - 09/25/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fake piss will work %100 of the time. I have used it many times in the past for DOT and non DOT piss tests. There are only 2 ways you'll fail with fake piss. The first is if they test the sample for DNA, real piss has DNA fake piss doesn't. However, testing for DNA is illegal in the US without your permission; also they can't ask you to voluntarily submit DNA for a drug test. The only way they can make you submit DNA is with a court order such as in a paternity cases. There was a civil case a few years ago where a company was testing DNA with their pre employment piss test without the knowledge of the person giving the sample and checking to see if you were pregnant or had some other health problem and they were not hiring people based on these results. Somebody found out and they had to pay out millions to people who were discriminated against and a shitload of fines. The second way you will fail with fake piss falls on you; they see you using it or you drop an empty bottle from your crotch after you hand them the cup. You will most likely not be observed while you provide your sample so the fake penis is a bit over kill. Fake piss works I have used it 9 times in the last 3 years with no problem.
avidpicker, since you failed a test already you may be observed.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: allreadyused]
#7451885 - 09/25/07 01:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hope not,i had told them i was going to test positive for MJ before i took the test.The only reason they're giving me a second chance was because i was truthful with them.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: LouiseLouise]
#7452333 - 09/25/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just passed a pre-employment test using the Quick Fix synthetic piss they sell at headshops. They sent me to a lab to do it and I still passed it. It was $40 but just consider it "job insurance" and it doesn't seem like that much. The wizzinator isn't really necessary unless you're on probation though because i'm 99% sure that they can't legally watch you if you don't permit them.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#7452540 - 09/25/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It will work always. Price is usually high for these things, but one you have whatever devices they come with, the times after are much cheaper. Every pre-employment drug test ive had to take was passed with fake piss.
Now to figure out the randoms ... =[
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: tak]
#7453031 - 09/25/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks for the replies, good reassurance. Now knowing synth has a good rep. I still need a means of transport. Sorry, I forgot to mention that I only ordered the piss from them (not the whole penis works, lol). So, I'm sittin here now with 100 cc's of water in a condom. Seems doable. I'm thinkningn Imma cut off the top part of a sock and wear it (a bit later) around my upper thigh, the condom sholud ride in there and maintain body temp /crosses fingers\ So tonight I'll put the condom to the test (cuz it would suck to wet myself while waiting to pee :P ) I will post my findings tomorrow afternoon, but this still might be a test run (I'm not positive when the actual test will be, I just know it's there)...
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: LouiseLouise]
#7453082 - 09/25/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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see if you can find a small bottle that can hold enough fake piss but still be able to be hide, one those color-changing strip thermometers you can stick on the side of the bottle, and buy one of those hand warmers you shake up to get hot. Then put the warmer on the side of the bottle opposite the thermometer with a rubber band and hide in somewhere near your crotch. Just make sure the thermom. reads between 90 and 100 Fahrenheit and you'll be good to go.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: LouiseLouise]
#7453095 - 09/25/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok, the sock around the upper thigh isn't working out so good. I'm wearing it on my calf in my sock right now, see if it'll get up to temp. The condom (trojan enz) is stronger than I thought it would be 
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: LouiseLouise]
#7453203 - 09/25/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't use a condom. They will break. I speak from experience.
Use any sort of container you can find, but a condom is not suitable. You don't need much piss to any small bottle should work fine.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: fastfred]
#7453710 - 09/25/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The fake piss they sell on urineluck.com and cleartest.com comes with a container that has a temp strip and a hand warmer. Otherwise get a bottle of liquid hand sanitizer dump out the sanitizer and wash out the bottle. Most bottles of this are 2oz, just enough for a test. Put your fake piss in this empty bottle with the hand warmer taped to it and crotch it.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: fastfred]
#7456366 - 09/26/07 04:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well, no test today, just an interview. But the condom worked perfect  Fastfred, maybe you used a different brand? This thing is strong, it hasn't even been anywhere close to it's breaking point (which I still don't know ) As for the whiz: It's a tad light, I used 1.25 vials to 100 ml water to try to get it a lil darker. It's got bubbles in it and everything tho, overall, good stuff. Don't know when the actual test will be, but I will update...
I forgot to mention, the whiz is $15 a vial. I got three so, they were 12
Edited by LouiseLouise (09/26/07 04:25 PM)
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: LouiseLouise]
#7456781 - 09/26/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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> This thing is strong, it hasn't even been anywhere close to it's breaking point
That's what I thought until I was about a block from my interview and it broke on me. Piss ran all down my leg, I was so embarrassed. I had to run back home and quickly change. I'm not sure if it's the urine, the lack of lubrication, or friction with the legs that did it, but I'd never try that again. A small bottle works so much better.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: fastfred]
#7459925 - 09/27/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I too have used a condom, tied to my thigh.
My only problem was spilling it all over myself and the sink trying to get it in the cup...
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: Madtowntripper]
#7470570 - 09/30/07 01:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hope you used a NON LUBRICATED condom... i don t think that ENZ's are non lubricated...
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: DAVID_ALLAN_CEO]
#7475373 - 10/01/07 08:22 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I pulled it off once with a cigar tube attached to a shoe string that was tied around my waist. It's harder than just tying the string around the tube, because it will probably fall off unimprovised; it was a long time ago, so I don't remember how I did it exactly. It was really easy though, because the weight of the tube made it hang right over my penis, so the piss was positioned perfectly. Anyhow, I passed the test even with some guy watching me. Speaking of which, I would hate to be the guy who has to watch guys piss for a living.
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: LouiseLouise]
#7486500 - 10/04/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I pissed in a bottle for a friend and it ended up spilling in his backpack!
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Re: The whizzinator (ever used synthetic pee?) [Re: TODAY]
#7487612 - 10/05/07 07:59 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Empty and clean an elmers glue container, fill with clean or fake piss, tape it to your leg somehow pull out twist the lid open and squeeze, wont break and if you use enough pressure sounds like your pissing
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