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InvisibleEgo Death
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Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women?
    #7448186 - 09/24/07 03:54 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Often, depsite my best efforts, I will get a boner when just talking to hot women.  I can't always help it and it can be embarrasing if theres other people around!

Does this happen to most men or am I particularly sensitive?

Also, what do women think if the mans got a boner when talking to them / kissing them?
Do you think he's being pervy or do you like it?

:blush:

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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Ego Death]
    #7448193 - 09/24/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Just say to her.  See one part of me, likes you.

:wink:


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Ego Death]
    #7448197 - 09/24/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Are we talking normal day to day talk or sexy-time vajin talk?


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Ego Death]
    #7448198 - 09/24/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i don't think women would receive it very well if a guy got a noticeable erection when talking to them. kissing is a different story... but simple chatting shouldn't be awakening the slumbering beasts. they may feel objectified a bit, like you're only interested in their bodies.

i don't know if it happens to most men. i mean, it doesn't really happen to me, unless the talking is of a dirty variety.


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Brainiac]
    #7448199 - 09/24/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I let it happen in one on one talks if I think they wanna fuck, I think they like it. I dont get embarrassed over it either.


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: sublimistri]
    #7448202 - 09/24/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i was kissing this girl and was like "sorry for poking" , she laughed.

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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Brainiac]
    #7448203 - 09/24/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

well if by kissing you also mean making out;) then yeah thats normal i guess, when im making out with a hot girl that i like i get a boner too, i mean im already one step away from getting some so my body prepares itself for the ride to come:rocket:


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Enhance_Shammy]
    #7448206 - 09/24/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

yes kissing=making out. not a peck on the cheek or lips.

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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Ego Death]
    #7448217 - 09/24/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

so this dude had the exact same problem, everytime he talked to this coworker his dick shot straight up. so he decided to ask her out while he was sitting at his desk and she accepted... but he didn't know what to do about his issue. so he got the idea to just tape it down to his leg that way it wouldn't be noticeable.

the next day after his date everyone was like 'how did it go??' and he was like 'it was a disaster... she opened the door and I the next thing I know I kicked her in the face"

hehehehehe


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7448226 - 09/24/07 04:10 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

'eh - talk to more hot women, the problem will go away

then itll only be when you touch them...then itll go away
then itll be when you kiss them....then itll go away
etc. etc. until you can't get off during a fuck.

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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Ego Death]
    #7448251 - 09/24/07 04:22 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Getting a boner while talking to girls would be kinda strange, but kinda flattering. If im making out with a guy and he didnt get a boner, id be thinking that hes not really into me.


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: ShroomieGirl]
    #7448257 - 09/24/07 04:25 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

ShroomieGirl said:
If im making out with a guy and he didnt get a boner, id be thinking that hes not really into me.




Yup. Boners serve a purpose. Several purposes, actually... :smirk:

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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: adrug]
    #7448466 - 09/24/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I want to live in a world where guys can just walk around the streets with massive erections and girls will come to love and respect that. That's the type of world i would like to live in :cool:.


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Enhance_Shammy]
    #7448488 - 09/24/07 05:45 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enhance_Shammy said:
I want to live in a world where guys can just walk around the streets with massive erections and girls will come to love and respect that. That's the type of world i would like to live in :cool:.




hahahahaha.


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7448518 - 09/24/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i don't like sporting wood behind restrictive pants. it's uncomfortable.


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7448523 - 09/24/07 05:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Just ask her, to set on your lap and to talk about whatever pops up...


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Ego Death]
    #7448579 - 09/24/07 06:08 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ego Death said:
Often, depsite my best efforts, I will get a boner when just talking to hot women.




:eek: I thought that only happened in the cartoons! You must have a great libido!

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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: Ego Death]
    #7448694 - 09/24/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Just let it hang; it will show her the goods.

If she looks at it or you odd, or says anything. Say something like "wanna touch it?"

Maybe you will get laid quicker.


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: aDoS]
    #7448721 - 09/24/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I worked with this guy once and I swear everytime I walked away from him I'd hear him say "Oh God!" and he'd go hide behind something.  If he had been a jerk I would've been grossed out.  He was a nice guy tho and I felt kind of bad for him.


And then I'd turn my back and giggle.  :hehehe:


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Re: Getting an erection whilst talking to hot women? [Re: mushbaby]
    #7448727 - 09/24/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

You must be pretty hot.

:piratebattle:

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