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Re: the naked men post [Re: JunkFood]
    #7599868 - 11/05/07 07:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what a mushroom head penis


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Re: the naked men post [Re: JunkFood]
    #7600171 - 11/05/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

well, it's probably good for clitoral stimulation.

Definitely looks shroomy.


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Re: the naked men post [Re: FondaCox]
    #7600255 - 11/05/07 08:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i've never seen a penis that looked so much like a mushroom. it's uncanny. what a silly little guy.


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Re: the naked men post [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7600361 - 11/05/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

No he's a fun-guy

tee hee


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Re: the naked men post [Re: FondaCox]
    #7600366 - 11/05/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: the naked men post [Re: JunkFood]
    #7600406 - 11/05/07 09:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
:lol:




IT'S YOU ISN'T IT!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: the naked men post [Re: FondaCox]
    #7600434 - 11/05/07 09:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

No. If I could, I'd definitely make the head of my cock bigger to make it look more mushroomy, though.

Fond of Cocks, how quick are you usually in a guy's pants?


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Re: the naked men post [Re: JunkFood]
    #7600467 - 11/05/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Silly.

Pants belong on the floor.


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Re: the naked men post [Re: JunkFood]
    #7601081 - 11/05/07 11:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
Quote:

JunkFood said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showthreaded.php/Cat/0/Number/7597647/page/0/vc/1




I'm curious about what the ladies think of that (it's not mine).





oh wow, thats crazy... a freaking cocky mushroom.


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Re: the naked men post [Re: juende]
    #7601546 - 11/06/07 08:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yes but a nice big head that you would really feel at the beginning of penetration!  He wouldn't even have to go all the way in.  Just keep inserting and withdrawing,  uh oh.....................I'm starting to feel.................tingly.  :naughty:


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Re: the naked men post *DELETED* [Re: juende]
    #7602921 - 11/06/07 02:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: the naked men post [Re: JunkFood]
    #7620051 - 11/10/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Post pics of men only if you please or start your own thread called 'naked couples'.

If I want to see that I'll use a mirror thanks. lol


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Re: the naked men post [Re: mushbaby]
    #7620057 - 11/10/07 07:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mushbaby said:
Yes but a nice big head that you would really feel at the beginning of penetration!  He wouldn't even have to go all the way in.  Just keep inserting and withdrawing,  uh oh.....................I'm starting to feel.................tingly.  :naughty:




Tingly is the word! lol You took it right outta my mouth...so to speak. :wink:


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Re: the naked men post [Re: JunkFood]
    #7620073 - 11/10/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
Quote:

JunkFood said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showthreaded.php/Cat/0/Number/7597647/page/0/vc/1




I'm curious about what the ladies think of that (it's not mine).




I must differ with Fonda, sahree as they say in these parts,
The head is not for clitoral stim...the shaft is...the head stays in and give vaginal stim. with the shaft giving the vaginal, on the right angle (with him facing down on top - back arched). That's if the shaft is big enough and this pic shows one that doesn't look like it is...
IMO


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Sometimes the light's all shine'in on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me,
What a looong strange trip it's been! ~ Truck'in


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Re: the naked men post [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7620516 - 11/10/07 10:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

MIC you have it wrong. Fingers or tongue are for clitoral stimulation. Preferably tongue.

Of course (damn I'm drunk) with serious penetration the guys actual pelvic bone provides stimulation. But that's thrusting deep!


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Re: the naked men post [Re: mushbaby]
    #7620541 - 11/10/07 11:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

damn you women and your sexy talk! i tried to get a booty call tonight... but i have not been successful at that in like 3 weeks. i'm a sad, sad, slightly drunk individual. i don't even want to get off. i really just like giving. alas, alack!


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Re: the naked men post [Re: mushbaby]
    #7621530 - 11/11/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mushbaby said:
MIC you have it wrong.  Fingers or tongue are for clitoral stimulation.  Preferably tongue.

Of course (damn I'm drunk) with serious penetration the guys actual pelvic bone provides  stimulation.  But that's thrusting deep!




Okay, yes the pelvic bone when it's thrust deep but I'm referring to when he still is moving in and out. I just love a fast in and out and harder at the 'O' point, then pause after I get over the top or I'll go nuts, then we can continue....oh yeah!

For years I only came after he was done and he used his hand on me and his mouth on a nipple and 'voila' - 'O'

But now I discovered that what's best is when he arches his back with his hands on my tush, which is convenient for a two-handed squeeze that produces the juice so we don't have to pause for bottled lubrication. He stays in and the shaft itself rides the "isle" between the opening and the clit and just when I need him to I pull down using his "love handles" and with that "pelvic thrust" (a line ala Rocky Horror Picture Show if you know it) we get the job done often almost simultaneously as it really pushes a guy over the edge to hear a woman come. He can snore away afterwards without me saying "My turn". If necessary, we take the old route which my nipple misses if I get a spontaneous 'O' anyway so then all the body parts are happy. lol

I feel terrible when I need him to pause and the excitement of my coming was putting him over the edge and I didn't realize cuz I was practically tripping w/o drugs and his 'O' gets pushed off b/c of the pause...damn...that's not in my book, to make a guy wait.

Even as a H.S. girl my friends and I all understood that you don't get a guy hard and leave him like that! (Even if you stay a virgin) It was just considered basic and then my hus tells me that girls used to let him give them oral sex but didn't take care of him afterwards! Such Cock-teasers (as we called em back then) Now I don't know what girls like that are called...don't tell me! EW!

Oh, Mush, I'd love to see a pic of you feeling tingly! lol It's not easy being 98% straight. :wink: Never experimented with my friends like some girls do. That time has past.

Sorry TRB...it's an estrogen-filled thread man. :wink: lol

I hope you get what you need...to give...whatta guy! You're a keeper man if you look to give. Find one who gives back and you're set.


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Sometimes the light's all shine'in on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me,
What a looong strange trip it's been! ~ Truck'in


Edited by MyInnerChild (11/11/07 10:45 AM)


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Re: the naked men post [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7621663 - 11/11/07 11:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MyInnerChild said:
Quote:

dutchmushroom said:
ok but if i get banned for this i am coming for you!

god i know im going to regret this when i see this sober,
lol




I 'stole' this from a thread called "F' I hate..." about how baby-faced this guy (dutchmushroom) is and how he keeps getting carded at stores.

I think he'd get carded less and save a lot of $$$ and lung power if he'd just quit buying legal smoking material anyway. lol

I thought he could be in the category of "naked guy of the future"...patience ladies, patience... :wink:


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Sometimes the light's all shine'in on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me,
What a looong strange trip it's been! ~ Truck'in


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Re: the naked men post [Re: MyInnerChild]
    #7621666 - 11/11/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MyInnerChild said:
Quote:

mushbaby said:
MIC you have it wrong.  Fingers or tongue are for clitoral stimulation.  Preferably tongue.

Of course (damn I'm drunk) with serious penetration the guys actual pelvic bone provides  stimulation.  But that's thrusting deep!




Okay, yes the pelvic bone when it's thrust deep but I'm referring to when he still is moving in and out. I just love a fast in and out and harder at the 'O' point, then pause after I get over the top or I'll go nuts, then we can continue....oh yeah!

For years I only came after he was done and he used his hand on me and his mouth on a nipple and 'voila' - 'O'

But now I discovered that what's best is when he arches his back with his hands on my tush, which is convenient for a two-handed squeeze that produces the juice so we don't have to pause for bottled lubrication. He stays in and the shaft itself rides the "isle" between the opening and the clit and just when I need him to I pull down using his "love handles" and with that "pelvic thrust" (a line ala Rocky Horror Picture Show if you know it) we get the job done often almost simultaneously as it really pushes a guy over the edge to hear a woman come. He can snore away afterwards without me saying "My turn". If necessary, we take the old route which my nipple misses if I get a spontaneous 'O' anyway so then all the body parts are happy. lol

I feel terrible when I need him to pause and the excitement of my coming was putting him over the edge and I didn't realize cuz I was practically tripping w/o drugs and his 'O' gets pushed off b/c of the pause...damn...that's not in my book, to make a guy wait.

Even as a H.S. girl my friends and I all understood that you don't get a guy hard and leave him like that! (Even if you stay a virgin) It was just considered basic and then my hus tells me that girls used to let him give them oral sex but didn't take care of him afterwards! Such Cock-teasers (as we called em back then) Now I don't know what girls like that are called...don't tell me! EW!

Oh, Mush, I'd love to see a pic of you feeling tingly! lol It's not easy being 98% straight. :wink: Never experimented with my friends like some girls do. That time has past.

Sorry TRB...it's an estrogen-filled thread man. :wink: lol

I hope you get what you need...to give...whatta guy! You're a keeper man if you look to give. Find one who gives back and you're set.




Nice.  Now this thread is going somewhere.


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Re: the naked men post [Re: Plok]
    #7621677 - 11/11/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Plok said:
Nice.  Now this thread is going somewhere.




Somewhere...to the room with the lilac coloured walls eh Plok! :wink: Is there enough room for all us horny women in there? lol

I'm pressing that sweet button o'yours to take the elevator to the highest floor! Up, up, up we go! Nice view. :laugh:


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Sometimes the light's all shine'in on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me,
What a looong strange trip it's been! ~ Truck'in


Edited by MyInnerChild (11/11/07 11:26 AM)


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