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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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I hope that Farnsworth...
    #7441007 - 09/22/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

chokes on his fucking dinner later tonight. :crankey: I can't believe that motherfucker blew another lead. Putting him on the mound is the equivalent of force feeding a paranoid schizophrenic with datura and leaving them in a locked room with a loaded gun. :suicide:


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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: I hope that Farnsworth... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #7441829 - 09/22/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think I'm on record as saying he's the worst pitcher I've ever personally seen in a ballgame.

He has wasted more God-Given talent than Barry Bonds, Terell Owens, and Lance Armstrong put together.

He is a hopeless head case, and for that case, I hope the Yankees keep him as a fixer-upper for the next several years, over the course of which he will rip your hearts out scores of times.

Unfortunately, if the pin-striped juggernaut in New York has proven anything in this last decade of dominance of theirs, its that they are anything but stupid.

The Cubs will probably resign him.


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