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Jack Albertson
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fucking weed n00bs
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So this loser i know and am barely friends with comes to my house with one of his friends. We smoke a blunt and a bowl of dank, and outta nowhere this kid throws up in his hand. it would have been ok, but after he did it, he just threw it on the floor. I got really mad but kept my cool and told his friend to clean it up, because im not cleaning up some kids puke. 42 towels later we finally get all the digested aryby's out of my carpet, and the kid is just sitting around laughing(keep in mind that he didnt help with the clean up). So after i finally get these morons to leave he starts swaying back and forth on my porch, im like, look man just do it in the grass. I go inside and hear him blowing chunks all over my fucking driveway.... Talk about a first impression.
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If he did it on the lawn, he would have made a hole in it though.
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Boom]
#7434098 - 09/20/07 08:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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funny that was herb and not alcohol. weird
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meatcakeman
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why was he throwing up??
he couldn't possibly be throwing up because of the weed, you think?
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(ugh) amateurs. People around here smoke dirt. When they smoke something decent they cant handle it.
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those kids are the worst.
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thats garbage
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meatcakeman said: why was he throwing up??
he couldn't possibly be throwing up because of the weed, you think?
yes he can.. one time waaaay back wen i started blazing we smoked 5 blunts back to back, it was my first eighter... anyways i ended up throwin up but i didnt throw up all over my floor or anything i simply got up and went to the toilet.. i felt all better after
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: xpl0de]
#7434181 - 09/20/07 08:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah its called greening out. It usually happens if you drink then smoke.
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Drinking and smoking go together like ritz crackers and EZ-CHEEZ.
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: xpl0de]
#7434204 - 09/20/07 08:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i am straight flabbergasted
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Quote:
ts727 said: Drinking and smoking go together like ritz crackers and EZ-CHEEZ.
QFT. Ya can't have one without the other.
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: LucidDream]
#7434278 - 09/20/07 08:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have no idea what QFT means. someone just threatened to trash my ratings b/c i asked what OTD meant. I think i need an internet dictionary or something.
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Most of the times I have thrown up off of weed is from extreme coughing. Usually from the gravity bong.
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Maybe it was the blunt, i will throw up from smoking blunts..
It leasts not as bad as this noob, from another post.
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QFT = Quoted For Truth.
Means you agree with the quote.
Also.. I happened to be eating ritz and cheese when I read that post up a few. Weird..
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Brugman]
#7434357 - 09/20/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want ritz bitch!
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That kid sounds fucking 8 or something.
Don't smoke with amateurs.
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: The_Ghost]
#7434549 - 09/20/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did the kid smoke cigarettes? Maybe it was the tobacco?
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Brugman]
#7434556 - 09/20/07 10:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Brugman said: QFT = Quoted For Truth.
Means you agree with the quote.
Also means "Quite Fucking True", FYI.
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i need an internet dictionary or something.
Here ya go:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=qft
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Socrates6]
#7434577 - 09/20/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i've puked off of weed alone like twice i think, both times within the first half dozen times i ever smoked. both times, i puked in a trashcan, then passed out.
other than that, i've definitely puked after getting drunk and high multiple times. when i pass a certain point in drinking, the weed can throw my head off balance and give me the spins worse than alcohol alone. but even then, it only ever happens after the night has settled down and i'm trying to lie down to pass out. i never get the spins when i'm up and about being active, but as soon as i slow down and try to pass out, the room will not stop spinning. not so enjoyable
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Brugman]
#7434592 - 09/20/07 10:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Brugman said: QFT = Quoted For Truth.
Means you agree with the quote.
Also.. I happened to be eating ritz and cheese when I read that post up a few. Weird..
i always thought it meant Quite the Fucking Truth
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Socrates6]
#7434737 - 09/20/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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one of the first time i smoked with some friends one of them puked. he wasn't new to smoking either. anyhow, had we not been outside of a Taco Bell, it might have raised suspicion.
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That is pretty awful etiquette
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honestly I would of beat the shit out of that kid with a bat
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: aDoS]
#7435040 - 09/21/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was upset. But i didnt wanna flip out. It wasnt his fault he couldnt hang.
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I puke off weed all the time. Keep in mind though when I smoke weed I smoke weed, I take the gnarliest hit I can out of strictly big goofy ass bongs. You guys are telling me when you take a huge hit of kief you have never coughed so hard the gag reflex made you puke? I must be a weak kid too then
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you should have enslaved his ass in your kingdom of doom and turned his pimply little ass into a money horse.
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: indica]
#7435562 - 09/21/07 07:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yesssssss!!
Weed puke is often awesome!
I fuckin' can't stand weed n00bs! Yucko!
I puked off of weed once; When I was younger I used to stash my shit in the woods, with my home made bongs, and I packed up a bong but the weed had gotten wet from the morning dew, and wet weed makes me PUKE. Not wet. Not embalming fluid. NO PCP. PCP is crazy! It's like I'm on it now!
I'm up waaaaay too early.
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I've seen it happen before. I was passing some hash around with a few friends one evening one of whom was not accustomed to smoking very often. We are joking and laughing a bit and out of nowhere he got a hideous look on his face and bolted for the bathroom.
I figured everything was fine and he made it to the toilet but I was wrong. Instead he had gotten my sink, the mirror and the entire front side of my cabinets. I threw him some towels and a can of bathroom foam and shut the door. He took care of cleaning it himself; no harm done.
I never understood it though, I've never even felt like puking after smoking marijuana. It does well to soothe my stomach really. I've scarcely vomited from drinking too though, save maybe one bad run in with excessive vodka consumption. The only thing which I have had problems puking from is heroin or poppy tea.
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: MrKite1]
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Psilobuds]
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Damn, lucky me. The closest I have come to greening out was white widow, and all that did was make me super fucking stoned, feel like lead, then when my bitches got me doughnuts, all was well again.
Other drugs make me puke lots, but other drugs are not fun for me. It's just hard for me to accept that people puke off of weed, it must be the harsh smoke. Coughing into a pillow helps.
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I've puked off weed twice, both times when I was a weed n00b hanging with some of my heavy stoner friends. They didn't mind though, I just puked in the woods, and they considered it my initiation
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: ApJunkie]
#7436041 - 09/21/07 10:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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P.S. I've never taken a hit so huge it's made me puke from coughing. Both times I've puked it was somewhere within my first 10 times smoking, and we hit about 10 bong bowls of amazing colorado chronic... I just got stoned as shit... and thar she blows!
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Yeah, my old RM got super-stoned once and ate a ton of Taco Bell (that stuff should be illegal!), came back home and we toked another bowl. He says "I'm feeling sleepy" or whatever, goes to his room. To get to the rest of the house he had to go through my room, and within a few seconds he was running out of that door. He never made it through my room, but he grabbed an empty cardboard box (we'd just moved in - still unpacking stuff) and herked right into it. Made cleanup easy. He just made sure he had another cardboard box by his bed that night.
I've never puked from weed, myself. But if I cough wrong it can hurt my nipples and taint. I hate when that happens.
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: ApJunkie]
#7436097 - 09/21/07 11:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I try to blow my head off every hit. I ve only puked once and it was from coughing. Never puked from booze though, pretty proud of that.
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child prostitution is k3y
 And i thought i was the only person to have ever experienced the taint cramp from coughing.
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you must still be pretty young if you've never puked on booze.
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No i just turned 21 and did all the hardcore drinking in highschool. Now i just grab a couple of high lifes and burn some herb. I think i have a strong stomach. Shrooms dont make me feel sick either.
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lucky you. it's relatively easy for me to puke on booze. anytime i get the drunken spins when i'm laying down for the night, that's it, game over, i'll puke at least once or twice before passing out.
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I used to get the spins really bad from drinking 211 steel reserve. That shit is the wine of beer. But i stared at a white wall for about an hour, and the record is still intact.
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i don't see why everybody hates the spins. i think they're fun. i just close my eyes and pretend i'm at disneyland or something. then i wake up and drink some water, go back to bed and sleep the rest of the day. what's so bad about the spins?
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Iolaa]
#7436882 - 09/21/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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uhhhhhhhh they usually make you puke, thats why.
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xpl0de
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Atheist]
#7436950 - 09/21/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yea the spins sucks ass, i get them if i smoke alot while drunk =/ but theyve never made me puke
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: xpl0de]
#7436992 - 09/21/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well if he's a noob, and he swallowed smoke, that could easily be why he puked.
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