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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Brugman]
    #7434556 - 09/20/07 10:19 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
QFT = Quoted For Truth.

Means you agree with the quote.

Also means "Quite Fucking True", FYI.





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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434576 - 09/20/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i need an internet dictionary or something.

Here ya go:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=qft


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Socrates6]
    #7434577 - 09/20/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i've puked off of weed alone like twice i think, both times within the first half dozen times i ever smoked. both times, i puked in a trashcan, then passed out.

other than that, i've definitely puked after getting drunk and high multiple times. when i pass a certain point in drinking, the weed can throw my head off balance and give me the spins worse than alcohol alone. but even then, it only ever happens after the night has settled down and i'm trying to lie down to pass out. i never get the spins when i'm up and about being active, but as soon as i slow down and try to pass out, the room will not stop spinning. not so enjoyable


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Brugman]
    #7434592 - 09/20/07 10:26 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
QFT = Quoted For Truth.

Means you agree with the quote.

Also.. I happened to be eating ritz and cheese when I read that post up a few. Weird..




i always thought it meant Quite the Fucking Truth :foreheadslap:

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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Socrates6]
    #7434737 - 09/20/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

one of the first time i smoked with some friends one of them puked. he wasn't new to smoking either. anyhow, had we not been outside of a Taco Bell, it might have raised suspicion.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434757 - 09/20/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

That is pretty awful etiquette


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434800 - 09/20/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

honestly I would of beat the shit out of that kid with a bat


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: aDoS]
    #7435040 - 09/21/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I was upset. But i didnt wanna flip out. It wasnt his fault he couldnt hang.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7435098 - 09/21/07 01:21 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I puke off weed all the time. Keep in mind though when I smoke weed I smoke weed, I take the gnarliest hit I can out of strictly big goofy ass bongs.  You guys are telling me when you take  a huge hit of kief you have never coughed so hard the gag reflex made you puke?  I must be a weak kid too then
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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #7435278 - 09/21/07 03:55 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

you should have enslaved his ass in your kingdom of doom and turned his pimply little ass into a money horse.

child prostitution is k3y

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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: indica]
    #7435562 - 09/21/07 07:31 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: Yesssssss!!

Weed puke is often awesome!

I fuckin' can't stand weed n00bs! Yucko!

I puked off of weed once; When I was younger I used to stash my shit in the woods, with my home made bongs, and I packed up a bong but the weed had gotten wet from the morning dew, and wet weed makes me PUKE. Not wet. Not embalming fluid. NO PCP. PCP is crazy! It's like I'm on it now!

I'm up waaaaay too early.:nonono:


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7435598 - 09/21/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I've seen it happen before. I was passing some hash around with a few friends one evening one of whom was not accustomed to smoking very often. We are joking and laughing a bit and out of nowhere he got a hideous look on his face and bolted for the bathroom.

I figured everything was fine and he made it to the toilet but I was wrong. Instead he had gotten my sink, the mirror and the entire front side of my cabinets. I threw him some towels and a can of bathroom foam and shut the door. He took care of cleaning it himself; no harm done.

I never understood it though, I've never even felt like puking after smoking marijuana. It does well to soothe my stomach really.
I've scarcely vomited from drinking too though, save maybe one bad run in with excessive vodka consumption.
The only thing which I have had problems puking from is heroin or poppy tea.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: MrKite1]
    #7435634 - 09/21/07 08:21 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7435852 - 09/21/07 09:38 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Damn, lucky me. The closest I have come to greening out was white widow, and all that did was make me super fucking stoned, feel like lead, then when my bitches got me doughnuts, all was well again.

Other drugs make me puke lots, but other drugs are not fun for me. It's just hard for me to accept that people puke off of weed, it must be the harsh smoke. Coughing into a pillow helps.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7435975 - 09/21/07 10:25 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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then when my bitches got me doughnuts, all was well again.





:rofl:


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: habitat0789]
    #7436036 - 09/21/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I've puked off weed twice, both times when I was a weed n00b hanging with some of my heavy stoner friends. They didn't mind though, I just puked in the woods, and they considered it my initiation :lol:

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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7436041 - 09/21/07 10:45 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

P.S. I've never taken a hit so huge it's made me puke from coughing. Both times I've puked it was somewhere within my first 10 times smoking, and we hit about 10 bong bowls of amazing colorado chronic... I just got stoned as shit... and thar she blows!

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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7436089 - 09/21/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, my old RM got super-stoned once and ate a ton of Taco Bell (that stuff should be illegal!), came back home and we toked another bowl. He says "I'm feeling sleepy" or whatever, goes to his room. To get to the rest of the house he had to go through my room, and within a few seconds he was running out of that door. He never made it through my room, but he grabbed an empty cardboard box (we'd just moved in - still unpacking stuff) and herked right into it. Made cleanup easy. He just made sure he had another cardboard box by his bed that night.

I've never puked from weed, myself. But if I cough wrong it can hurt my nipples and taint. I hate when that happens.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7436097 - 09/21/07 11:02 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I try to blow my head off every hit. I ve only puked once and it was from coughing. Never puked from booze though, pretty proud of that.

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you should have enslaved his ass in your kingdom of doom and turned his pimply little ass into a money horse.

child prostitution is k3y




:headbanger:
And i thought i was the only person to have ever experienced the taint cramp from coughing.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7436100 - 09/21/07 11:03 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

you must still be pretty young if you've never puked on booze.


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