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InvisibleJack Albertson
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fucking weed n00bs
    #7434073 - 09/20/07 10:18 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

So this loser i know and am barely friends with comes to my house with one of his friends. We smoke a blunt and a bowl of dank, and outta nowhere this kid throws up in his hand. it would have been ok, but after he did it, he just threw it on the floor. I got really mad but kept my cool and told his friend to clean it up, because im not cleaning up some kids puke. 42 towels later we finally get all the digested aryby's out of my carpet, and the kid is just sitting around laughing(keep in mind that he didnt help with the clean up). So after i finally get these morons to leave he starts swaying back and forth on my porch, im like, look man just do it in the grass. I go inside and hear him blowing chunks all over my fucking driveway.... Talk about a first impression.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434084 - 09/20/07 10:19 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434093 - 09/20/07 10:21 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

If he did it on the lawn, he would have made a hole in it though.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Boom]
    #7434098 - 09/20/07 10:21 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

funny that was herb and not alcohol. weird :bongload:


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434102 - 09/20/07 10:22 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

why was he throwing up??

he couldn't possibly be throwing up because of the weed, you think?


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7434115 - 09/20/07 10:24 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

(ugh) amateurs. People around here smoke dirt. When they smoke something decent they cant handle it.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7434116 - 09/20/07 10:24 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

those kids are the worst.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7434121 - 09/20/07 10:25 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

thats garbage  :thumbdown:


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7434126 - 09/20/07 10:26 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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why was he throwing up??

he couldn't possibly be throwing up because of the weed, you think?



yes he can.. one time waaaay back wen i started blazing we smoked 5 blunts back to back, it was my first eighter... anyways i ended up throwin up but i didnt throw up all over my floor or anything i simply got up and went to the toilet.. i felt all better after:tongue2:


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: xpl0de]
    #7434181 - 09/20/07 10:41 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah its called greening out. It usually happens if you drink then smoke.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7434189 - 09/20/07 10:42 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Drinking and smoking go together like ritz crackers and EZ-CHEEZ.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: xpl0de]
    #7434204 - 09/20/07 10:44 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i am straight flabbergasted


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434268 - 09/20/07 10:55 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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ts727 said:
Drinking and smoking go together like ritz crackers and EZ-CHEEZ.



QFT. Ya can't have one without the other.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: LucidDream]
    #7434278 - 09/20/07 10:57 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I have no idea what QFT means. someone just threatened to trash my ratings b/c i asked what OTD meant. I think i need an internet dictionary or something.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434279 - 09/20/07 10:57 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Most of the times I have thrown up off of weed is from extreme coughing. Usually from the gravity bong.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7434284 - 09/20/07 10:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe it was the blunt, i will throw up from smoking blunts..

It leasts not as bad as this noob, from another post.

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Marijuana is by definition the cannabis plant that yields the drug it is named for. Inversely, Hemp is by definition the cannabis plant that yields the rope for which it is named.





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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434328 - 09/20/07 11:07 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

QFT = Quoted For Truth.

Means you agree with the quote.

Also.. I happened to be eating ritz and cheese when I read that post up a few. Weird..


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Brugman]
    #7434357 - 09/20/07 11:14 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I want ritz bitch!


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7434361 - 09/20/07 11:15 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

That kid sounds fucking 8 or something.

Don't smoke with amateurs.


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Re: fucking weed n00bs [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7434549 - 09/21/07 12:17 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Did the kid smoke cigarettes? Maybe it was the tobacco?


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