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Drunk Man Get's Stuck in Ex's Chimney
    #7433689 - 09/20/07 06:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Way back into ex’s heart not through chimney
Drunk man gets stuck; woman tells rescuers: ‘Leave him ... and let him die’
 
EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.

Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.

"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.

Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace.

"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter.

Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof."

"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.

Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.

"Get off my porch, and don't you ever come back here," she yelled.

Valencio said he had a job and would help pay for the damages incurred from his rescue.


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Re: Drunk Man Get's Stuck in Ex's Chimney [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7433712 - 09/20/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I seen that video,that was some funny shit.


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Re: Drunk Man Get's Stuck in Ex's Chimney [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7433747 - 09/20/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

about 25 years ago my step fathers cousin got stuck in his fire place, he was
locked out and even though he built the fireplace he was still dumb enough to
jump in... they used a helicopter to get him out in order to save the fire place

he has soot permanently embedded, he's polish, he's the butt of most of our jokes


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Re: Drunk Man Get's Stuck in Ex's Chimney [Re: avidpicker]
    #7433757 - 09/20/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You mean this video...



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Re: Drunk Man Get's Stuck in Ex's Chimney [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7433758 - 09/20/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said."

was he still drunk when he was interviewed? look at that grammar!

Edit: nevermind, he has an accent. i watched the video in the above post. for some reason i pictured him as some fat white dude. =P


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Re: Drunk Man Get's Stuck in Ex's Chimney [Re: Papaver]
    #7433786 - 09/20/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: I like the part where she klonks him on the head with beer bottles.


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Re: Drunk Man Get's Stuck in Ex's Chimney [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7433796 - 09/20/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I wonder if she'll try denying that one in court on her new DV charges


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Re: Drunk Man Get's Stuck in Ex's Chimney [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7433860 - 09/20/07 07:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
:lol: I like the part where she klonks him on the head with beer bottles.




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